Warning: stong language. Remus' quirky thoughts... yeah...

Deciet sat on the couch with a bubbly Patton next to him. As they conversed, Deciet turned his head to the stairs where an unnaturally calm Remus was balancing his head on the staircase with one arm, watching as the two spoke. He shot up and smiled once he realised Deciet had seen him.

"Is there something you need, Re?"

"U-Uh... Yeah! No... uh... I'm hunase-?"

Patton stuffled a chuckle as he watched the odd interaction between them.

"...What was that?"

"I'm hungry and I lost my mase."

"How did you lose that? and what do you want?"

"The souls of the innocent and idk, I had it yesterday."

Deciet stood up and made his way towards the kitchen, opening the cuboards. "Have you looked in your room?"

"Not in there?"

"My room."

"Nope."

"Virgil-"

"Nu-huh."

"Roman's"

"I was just there. So... can you please. With a eyeball on top, blood sauce hayy Macarena...?"

Deciet pulled out a jar of pasta sauce and told Patton to help cook spaghetti before turning back towards Remus.

"You do realize how much energy that takes me for something that big?"

"You know what's el-"

"Shut it. There are innocent ears." Deciet gestured at Patton who was cutting up some onions and trying not to cry.

"Sorry... But think of it like this! You summon it, then you relax while I try to beat Roman and get revenge on Logan..."
Remus whispered to make sure Patton didn't hear.

"I'll summon it to make you happy, don't do anything dumb."

Deciet stepped back before he summoned it. Once he did, he handed it to Remus and went back to cooking. 

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Everyone was seated at table as they ate the spaghetti that Deciet and Patton had made.

Virgil and Patton sat next eachother, holding hands under the table as they ate. It wasn't a hidden relationship, they just let their hand fall down, still hand in hand.

Roman was telling his 'family' about his day in the imagination while Logan watched his boyfriend with a smile.

Remus didn't care about all that, or what was being said. He just watched as Deciet spoke every once in a while. To some, it may look like he was glaring in anger at the lying side, but to people who know him well (such as Roman and maybe Virgil) could tell it was a lustful 'why do I like you' look. Most would take that the wrong way, but he ment it in a questioning life way.

"There something you need?" Deciet looked at the phycotic personally, with a smirk as he lifted his drink to his lips.

"What's life? Why is life created? Who invented sexual intercourse? I feel sorry for whoever had to explain it. How did they even realise it?-"

"That's enough."

Remus sat straight up with his mouth shut.

"You had enough to eat?"

Remus looked at his food that was only half eaten then nodded. Deciet stood up and looked at the others.

"Remus and I best be off."

Remus stood up and ran out the house screaming random words before anything else could be said.

Deciet smiled and followed, Roman stopped him before he reached the door.

"Deciet... why are you playing cat and mouse with him?"

"As much as I do love a good chase, what do you mean?"

"It's not a chase if he's not running."

Deciet's smirk faded and was replaced by a blush. Deciet walked out the door with a faint smile and Patton turned to Virgil.

"What a riddle. What did it mean?"

"Basically that Remus and Deciet like eachother and that Deciet should man up and ask him out."

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"Deciet! I killed a squirrel!"

"At least it's not a person."

Remus laughed and placed the creature coated in blood onto the table of the darkpalace.

"Why... did you kill it?"

"For you!... I don't know why... I just thought... you would be proud of me... if... I did....... I'm sorry."

"Hey... never say sorry. It's a meanless word."

"Okie dokie!"

Deciet picked the woodland creature up by it's tail and inspected it's lifeless body.

"What are we going to do with it? Bury it? Throw it out? Feed it to the snakes?"

Deciet chuckled at his last comment and held the squirrels neck and pointed it towards Remus.

"Can we cut it open?!"

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Deciet flopped onto the couch, shoulder to shoulder with the Duke. They were silent as the Snake shifted his gloves and slowly rested his head on Remus' shoulder. A blush rose to both of their cheeks before Remus slowly lent his head on Deceits head which was hat free.

"Remus?"

"Yeah scale-face?"

"So... Roman told me something... and it got me thinking..."

Remus stiffed at the mention of his brother. He didn't understand why, but he felt nauseous... almost scared what Roman had said... what Deciet might say.

"What did he say?"

"Something about a game of cat and mouse... and how it's not really a chase if you're not running..."

Oh mother nature...!

"Remus, do you like me?"

They had shifted now so they were looking into eachothers eyes, but somehow, it made them just as uneasy.

"O-of course I do... you're the only one who really cared for me. I don't want you too ever leave me... I might go insane if you do... more than I am already."

"Remus, that's not what I ment. I ment romantically..."

"What if I do? What if I don't? What's that matter?"

Deciet lent closer to Remus, their faces so close, yet so far.

"Remus... It's a simple question. I'll make it easier if you want. Do you want to kiss me? Do you want to hold my hand around the others? Makeout? Do you want me to hold you close?"

Deciet lent closer with every question, almost in a teasing matter. Remus gulped as his pale skin probably turned into a tomato.

"Do you want me?"

After that, it was silent, not awkward, but almost a different presence was in the room. The mood had done a complete U-turn. Remus stayed silent with his lips slightly parted as his body and mind screamed yes, but his voice had almost broke.

"I'll take that as a no."

Deciet smirked as he moved away and back into his starting, seated position. He knew Roman wasn't lying when he said Remus liked him, but getting the arrogant, big ego of a Duke to admit was slightly different.

"Yes! I-I m-mea-n... I might... like that?...We could try it... "

Deciet turned back to him, his smirk replaced with a walm smile as he opened his arms. Remus lent forwards and accepted the embrace. He cupped Deciets face and smashed their lips together.

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Deciet sat on the couch with a bubbly Patton next to him. As they conversed, Deciet turned his head to the stairs where an unnaturally calm Remus was balancing his head on the staircase with one arm, watching as the two spoke. He shot up and smiled once he realised Deciet had seen him.

"Hey, Ree."

"Hey snakey!"

"We were just talking about you."

Remus perked up and moved from the stairs. "Really? ... What I do now?"

"Nothing bad..."

"That's new..."

Remus plumped down next to his boyfriend layed across his lap and Deciet took his gloves off and ran his fingers through The Dukes hair. Patton smiled at the scene before he noticed his own boyfriend making his way down as he looked blankly at his phone.

"Hey baby!"

Virgil looked up and smiled as he made his way to the sofa and kissed Patton's head.

"Hey cutie." He looked up and smirked at the two darksides. "Glad you're finally together." 

Deciet smiled as Remus sat up and looked at Virgil confused. "How could you tell?"

"It's a gift.-... and Roman told me." Virgil smirked as he moved to the kitchen and opened the fridge.

"There's home made cookie in the cupboard." Patton called after him with a smile

Immediately, Virgil shut the fridge and moved to the cupboard. Roman sunk into room with a smile and his arms in the air as his dramatic 'princely' pose.

"The Prince is here! Thomas has finally finished the latest song lyrics and I could pratically feel the love in the air in here!"

"Hiya Prince!"
"Hey bro~"
"Evening Ro."

Virgil rolled his eyes and walked back into the lounge and curled up against Patton as they shared around the cookies.

Roman smiled as he saw the couples before gasping. "I'm going to get Logan and we're all gonna watch movies!"

Roman raced up stairs and Remus glanced at Deciet before pressing their lips together. Virgil gagged and hid his face in Patton's shoulder as the Moral side giggled and hugged the emo closer.

Hey! So I couldn't find a good ending for this so the ending is really bad, but I thought the story line was okay but still good. Bye Demons!