Ships: princy x anxiety. Maybe Patton x Logan.

Okay so just to clarify this is some text story me and my girlfriend came up with so I'm putting a bit more detail into it. Also another thing you need to know is I'm the cat queen and saki is the snake queen. Sooo you can kinda see where this is gonna go.

It was a normal day in the snake and cat kingdom. We made it work even through it was never really peaceful. Me and Saki we're talking about the others in our kingdom like Patton, Logan, and Roman. They showed up one day when Virgil brought them in. We accept them and treated them like our own.

"My queen!" We both heard Virgil and deceit say. We both look at them. They were both bowing to us. Deceit stood up straight and Saki starred at deceit.

"BOW TO ME PEASANT! DID I SAY TO STAND?!?!?!?!?!" I rolled my eyes. She always did this. I was more laid back then her.

".... not going to ask!" Patton said from the door way and leaves.  Deceit goes back to bowing and he stays there.

She whispered, "you better stay there" Saki looks at where Patton was. She was still whispering, "noooo come back!"

"Vee," I said looking at Virgil. He stops bowing standing up straight for his order. "You can go make out with Roman." I said with a smirk on my face

"Oka- Wait!" Virgil stops for a second. "Me and roman aren't together!" Virgil says a bit of venom in his voice. I frowned. I really hoped the got together.

"Arrre you sure about that?" Saki whispered.

"Fine! Go get Patton!" I snapped a bit annoyed that Roman and Virgil weren't dating. Without another word Virgil left to go get Patton.

"My queen," Deceit started. Saki and I both looked at deceit now, who was still in the bow position. "Do you want me to go get roman and logan?" He asked.

"Yes please." Saki said. Deceit nods and yeets himself out of the room. That's when Virgil and Patton came back.

"Where's deceit?" They both said at the same time.

"Gone," I said simply. Patton went wide eyed.

"You.... killed him?" He said in a almost said whisper.

"Patton.... no bud..." I said, I turned my head to seeing Saki face palming and whispering something I couldn't hear. I heard the door open and I saw deceit hold Logan on his left shoulder and Roman on his right.

"Got 'em." Deceit said. Just then Patton screamed,

"YOUR ALIVE- what happened?" Patton asked looking at roman and Logan.

"They wouldn't come so I picked 'em up." Deceit said smiling... thing is.. they were knocked out....

"Good," Saki nods, "put them over there!" She pointed at the two trashcans in the corner of the room.

"Why trash cans?" Patton asked as a smile grew on my face.

"Because it will make them mad!" She said happily.

"Alright!" Deceit said happily. As he walks over to the trash cans and puts Roman and Logan head first into them. And walks back in front of Saki and bows and doesn't stop.

Virgil glared at deceit and whispered, "you little-"

And that's where it ends! I replaced the swears that saki used cause I don't swear let alone write them. Oh and a bonus part!

Deceits POV! (This is when he went to get Logan and Roman)

I walked down the hall into the living room with the two guys I was supposed to take to the queen.

"Guys, follow me now." I snapped at them. They spun their heads around to look at me.

"No I'm not going with you, you lying snake!" Roman snapped with venom in his voice.

"Fine have it your way." I snapped, Roman just chuckled probably thinking I'll do nothing. But he was dead wrong. I grabbed a brick and hit them both in the head. Not hard enough that they would bleed but hard enough that they wouldn't wake up for another hour. I walked back proud of what I did. I had an evil smirk on my face.

...... yup.... this happened..... oh and here are the text, I'll shade anything you don't read or need to see!