Okay! Don't judge me I love lamp or anything to do with it! Plus... I just wanted to write a dlamp for once...

^^^ that is basically what gonna happen! Alright onto it!

Thomas was in the room introducing Joan to his sides. Joan never knew they were real but he did have a question for them.

"Uhh Guys?" Joan looked away awkwardly.

"Joan?" Thomas raised an eyebrow.

"Well I was wondering..." Joan glanced up at the five different side in the room. "Are any of you straight or are you all gay?" Joan asked. Thomas actually never questioned it before but looked over at his sides for an answer.

Roman and Virgil looked at each other with their eyebrows raised. They were on the left of deceit which was in the middle. Patton and Logan was also looking at each other and raising an eyebrow. After all five of them were in a relationship.

Deceit however looked away from everyone's eyes. He was the lying trait after all so it was something he didn't want to lie about... he slowly raised his hand but Patton noticed this. Everyone looked at him confused but Patton grabbed his hand and pulled it down. Deceit looked up shocked at Patton and looked away blushing. Deceit couldn't see it but the other sides were smiling at how adorable their boyfriend looked.

"No Joan, none of us are straight. If you excuse us," Logan sank down knowing the others would follow.

Once every side was in the mind scape everyone looked at deceit. "You okay snakey?" Roman asked a bit worried about how much panic went on.

"Y-Yes.." Deceit stuttered out.

"Hold on.." Logan walked away but came back a second later with a necklace. Everyone was confused but without a word he put in around deceits neck.

Deceit starred at it. It was a snake laying down with one eye opened. A yellow eye just like his...

"Why did you give me thi-" Deceit froze when he realized he hadn't lied. "What?!" He screamed as Logan smirk grew.

"I thought it would be beneficial for you to not lie to us because everyone know how much you panic about making a mistake." Logan smiled.

"But... will it affect Thomas?" Deceit asked a bit confused.

"Not that I'm aware of. It will keep you from lying not Thomas." Deceit nodded.

"So..." Patton was still holding deceits hand. "Are you okay?" He asked.

"Uhh... no... I had to lie but if I raised my hand it would've ruined everything with all of you.. I can't control my movement or speak when I lie! I just do!" Deceit felt tears go down his face. Patton let go of his hand and pulled him into a hug.

"Shh.." Patton rubbed deceits back and he cried into his shoulder. "It's okay we're here for you dee." Patton said as everyone join in the hug surrounding deceit with warmth.

A few moments past and the felt deceit sobs stop and they heard his breathing steady. Everyone pulled away to see that deceit had fallen asleep. They all smiled at how their snake boyfriend looked when asleep.

They brought him back to romans room and the all cuddled with deceit in the middle.

Let's just say when Deceit woke up he couldn't move. So He cuddled closer to whoever was closest to him and fell back into a deep sleep.

This was quicker than I thought it would be... okay cya I guess.