(Logince)
Logan: *Smiles and slowly reaches for Roman to whisper in his ear* The next time you eat all my Crofters...Love, I'm burying you alive.
(My phone autocorrected burying to burning)

(Logicality)
Logan: Do you think Patton likes me?
Roman: Like likes you as a friend....? Or likes you as this is going to be the longest conversation of my life?

(Oblivious Dukexiety)
*Virgil and Remus sitting on the couch together*
Virgil: I think I like someone
Remus: Ooo who is it?
Virgil: Well they kind of look like you.
Remus: Is it me?
Virgil: *Sarcastically* No it's your brother
Remus: I'm gonna tell him
Virgil: nO!

*After the sides defeated a monster that showed up out of nowhere*
Virgil: Well that was fun *Smiling out of breath*
Roman: *Trying to catch has his breath* THAT IS IT! I'm buying you a dictionary for Christmas.
Virgil: Why?
Roman: So you can look up the meaning of 'fun' because I'm not sure you know what it means.

Roman: *Explaining to Janus and Remus why NOT to piss of Logan*
Logan is the type to get angry but not yell or curse. Instead, he goes silent with a cold, hard glare. When he speaks, his tone is even. He doesn't insult you or curse at you. You'd think he was fine. But *Shivers at the memory* when you see those eyes, you know he's about to murder you.

(Logince)
Roman: Nice hands, Logan
Logan: Thank you?
Roman: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
[Patton walks in]
Virgil: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!
Patton: *Looks around confused at a blushing Logan, scared Roman and an angry Virgil*

(Intrulogical)
Remus: *Adjusting his reading glasses on his face* So, you want advice on how a relationship is supposed to be?
Janus: Yeah....
Remus: *Takes off the glasses and crosses his legs, looking like he's about to drop some knowledge* Shit, man. I don't know. I kinda took out my boyfriend's teeth and then threw a ninja star at his forehead on our first meeting. I have no idea how I even got here.

Janus: TAKE. A. SHOWER.
Remus: *Pouty face* I told you, Not until someone takes it WITH ME *Lightbulb* Lets vote!
-after everyone had gathered and the vote had been casted-
Virgil: Why is this the only time I win with votes.
Logan: Probably, because Roman is his brother, he and Janus work together so it is unprofessional, Patton.....Doesn't have a reason, And I, Of course took the logical route and refused to partake in this nonsense

*Virgil about to confront someone*
Virgil: Yeah um I planned out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that'd be great, Thanks.

(Prinxiety)
Virgil: *In a seductive voice* Hey Roman, you want a midnight snack?
Roman: No thanks, I'm not hungry
Virgil: *Sighs* Roman I'm the snack
Roman: *Chokes on his drink* Oh
(Ro doesn't get anything cos he's an idiot)

(Prinxiety)
Roman: *Giggles at one of Patton's dad jokes*
Virgil: *Blushes noticeably under his makeup*
(Few hours later)
Virgil: *Repeatedly hitting his head against a wall*
Remus: *In a narrator's voice* And here we have the wild Virgil in its natural habitat, Having a gay panic attack over. Wanting to Fuck my brother.
Janus: *Trying and failing not to laugh*
[Bonus]
Roman: *Walks in as Remus is finishing* Oh is that so~?
Virgil: *Loopy form hitting his head so many times* *Blushing like a madman and smiling just as much*

(Intrulogical)
Logan: *Wearing sleep shorts and one of Mus' large shirts*
Remus: I'm very, VERY gay
Logan: *blushing* Shut up...

(No ship) (You can have it be ship if you want)
Patton: *Calling Remus* Hey Re, I need your help. I did something...bad (he accidently put Romans white shirt in with some red stuff making it pink)
Remus: *Just woke up* Agh, ok. Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way
Patton: O-No wait nothing lik-
Remus: *Hung up before Patton could finish*

(Janus had to bail Virge and Rem from the police station.)
Janus: I Hope you've got a good explanation for this.
Remus: We have three actually
Virgil: Pick you favourite

(*Janus Explaining why 'mus and Vi aren't allowed in the kitchen*)
Janus: *To everyone* A few years ago, Remus set fire to our stove and while I was trying to put it out Vigil screamed 'Use my body, I don't need it'
Virgil: I stand by my statement

Random Straight Person: No way, I can't do that, it's too dangerous and I have babies I need to look after! (Could be talking but pets, plants or other thing that ppl call baby)
Logan: *thinking their talking about children* *in a monotone voice* Oh, so since I am unable to procreate I am deemed less important?
RSP: Are you seriously playing the gay card right now?
Logan: *Still monotone* Yas Queen

(Intrulogical)
Logan: Wow your legs look great in those jeans!!
Remus: *Smirking* You should see me without them
Logan: *Confused look* Why would you take off your legs??

Remus: *Yelling around the house* Hey! Patton!
Patton: *stage whispers* shh! Virgil is sleeping
Remus: *Quietly* Oh Sorry.
Patton: What's up?
Remus: The kitchen is on fire.

Logan: ....What are you doing?
Patton: *Standing on the sofa* I live here too you know? I can stand wherever I want thank you very much.
Logan: *Rises an eyebrow*
Patton: *smiling nervously*
Logan: *Sighs*
Logan: Where is the spider?
Patton: Under the table

Roman: *Knocks on Logan's door* Specs?
Logan: Can't Sleep again?
Roman: Yeah *sighs* I Need some hot tea.
Logan: Ok come sit down
Roman *Walks over and sits on the bed*
Logan: *Leans foreword and looks around, and whispers* I heard Patton Say 'Fuck' yesterday.
Roman: *Gasps* Really?!
Logan: Twice.
Roman: *Sits closer* Tell. Me. Everything.

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I just can't tell if this is short or normal length but I hope you enjoyed and sorry for being gone for so long and then disappearing straight after
Stay safe until next time
Peace out Beauties, Gentle-beauties and Non-Binary cuties