The froglets are hopping around in a nearby park and I managed to pick one up and take photos and all I could think about was a baby LilyPadton

Warnings: Mild cursing, Self-depreciating, Suggestive language, killing bugs, Suprise adoption (kidnapping)

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Virgil: You know how when you play video games that let you sleep to recover, you only can if it's safe? Otherwise, they won't let you, and you get a message like 'You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.'
Thomas: Yeah?
Virgil: Now, remember the last time you just couldn't sleep? Because I sure do.
Thomas: Don't do this shit to me, Virgil.

Patton: Guys, I did something terrible!
Virgil: I'll go get my shovel.
Patton: Yeah...wait, what do you think I did?!
Logan: *Getting out a map with secluded places marked* Doesn't matter because no one will ever know.
Roman and Patton: *Confused and mildly distressed noises*
(Left-brain bois would do anything for Patton)

Logan: Damn I finally killed it!
Virgil: What was it?
Logan: A cockroach, it has been running round for weeks and I finally caught it.
Roman: *Smirks* Lo you remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said 'No butter for a week'
Virgil: *Catches onto what Roman was saying* And you remember when I killed that bee and you said no honey for a week
Logan: Yes, of course I remember saying that
Virgil: Who's gonna break the news to dad?

Logan: *Walks into the room where the other are* Excuse me, but why am I considered to be the 'responsible' one?
Virgil: Well, Roman once stuck his hand in a toaster that was still on because he wanted his toast that second. And he said it was because Remus thought it was a good idea.
Roman: hey, I didn't know it was gonna burn me. Besides, Virgil ate ice cream with a knife (Don't do this) because he refused to acknowledge it was his turn to do the dishes.
Patton: And I almost crashed the car because I saw a cute dog on the pavement.
Logan: Okay, I'll never question it again. *Walks back out of the room*

Virgil: I cant find it!
Logan: What are you looking for?
Virgil: My happiness
Patton: *Walks into the room* Hey..um guys? Its a long story but basically my hand got stuck inside of this peanut butter jar and I've been tryna get out for a while but that's not the issue right now. My shoe is untied and its really hard to tie like this. So can someone help me tie my shoe??
Virgil: Found it.

Roman: They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
Logan: Oh my god.
Patton: They call me coffee because I keep you up past two am.
Logan: Patton stop.
Virgil: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.
Logan: Oh
Remy: DID SOMEONE SAY COFFEE??!WHERE IS IT!!!

(Analogical)
Virgil: It's probably dangerous out there *holds out hand and uses free hand to cover his blush*
Logan: *Visible blush coats his face*
Patton: We're in Walmart. What dangers is there?
Roman: Y'all are too gay to function as humans properly.

(Moxeity)
Patton: *Talking to Virgil in the kitchen* You remind me of cookies
Virgil: How so?
Patton: I love cookies
Virgil: *Wide eyed stare and tackle hugs Patton*
Logan: *Watching from the living room* Patton also loves eating cookies, is he resorting to cannibalism- (Not in that way)
Roman: Logan no-

(Logicality)
Patton: You give me butterflies
Logan: I don't remember giving you anything though
Patton: No, I mean in my stomach
Logan: You ate them, I thought I told you not to do that anymore (a story for another time)

(Logicality)
Patton: Hey are you homework?
Logan: What? No?
Patton: Cos I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night(oh no Patton's innocence is decreasing yet still)

(Villain!Virgil meets the other of the first time)
Virgil: Who do you three think you are?
Roman: I'm drop
Logan: I'm dead.
Patton: And I'm Gorgeous.
Roman: Together we make the ultimate trio!
Patton: But separate we-
Logan: I'm still dead, Romans dropped on the floor crying and Patton is still a beautiful ray of sunshine
Virgil: ....Do...do you need a hug?

(At the store)
Roman: We should get fruit loops
Patton: Why?
Roman: Because they're the gayest cereal here!
Patton: Well I think we should get bisexual cereal instead
Roman: Uh, I don't think there's a bisexual cereal
Patton: Of course there is *picked up a box of frosted flakes*
Roman: How are frosted flakes bisexual
Patton: Well, duh! They're half gay, half straight. They're GRAIGHT!

(Analogical)
Logan: Hey Virgil, are you a painting?
Virgil: .....No?
Logan: Because I would like to nail you against the wall
Virgil: *Furious blushes*
Roman: Oh thank god I thought you were going to say you wanted to hang him

Logan: OH SHIT I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL
Oh wait I'm 27 *lays back down*
*Shoots back up* I'm the teacher
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Patton: OH SHOOT I'M LATE FOR WORK
Oh wait I'm the stay at home dad *Lays back down*
*Shoots back up* I HAVE TO DRIVE THE KIDS TO SCHOOL!!!
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Virgil: OH SHIT I'M LATE FOR.... nothing?
Stupid anxiety *lays back down*
Wait where's Roman?
*Shoots back up* HIS PLAY
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Roman: OH SHIT I'M LATE FOR THE PLAY
Oh wait it isn't until Monday *lays back down*
*Shoots back up* TODAY IS MONDAY
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Thomas: I HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO
..Wait the sides can do it *you get the drill*
*same here* I AM THE SIDES

(Remus and Janus have captured Roman and are on the phone to demand ransom (No ship))
Janus: WE HAVE ROMAN GIVE US RANSOM OR-
Logan: You have Roman?
Janus: Yeah. GIVE US TH-
Logan: Keep him *Hangs up*
(Bonus)
Roman: I thought they cared about me. *Tears start forming in his eyes*
Remus: It's okay bro we care about you.
Roman: Really? But I've made fun of you and I was rude to Jay when he revealed his name
Janus: Whilst that was rude and very uncalled for we forgive you.
Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after and even Virgil came to visit every once in a while.
(Ok so I don't know what happened with the last little bit but oh well this is sweet and weird but what did you expect I have full editing powers over these quotes)

(Prinxiety)
Roman: *Yawns*
Virgil: I guess being pretty is tiring
Roman: *Looks up at him* Is that why your so tired all the time?
Virgil: *Tries to hide his blush*

(In the kitchen after breakfast)
Patton: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Virgil: I am a knife
Logan: *Washing the dishes because Roman didn't think to add a dishwasher to the mind palace* He's a little spoon

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