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Logan: How would everyone feel about Going to the park and feeding the ducks in the pond as we have been 'Cooped up' *Holds up a vocab card* in this house for quite some time.
Patton: That sounds great, except for Romans fear of ducks *Mentally slapping him self for saying that allowed*
Logan: You're afraid of ducks?
Roman: No, No I'm not
Virgil: Quack
Roman: Stooop!
Virgil: Quack Quack
Roman: Draws his sword
I said stop
*All while this is going on
Janus and Remus are laughing their heads off, Remy's sides hurt from laughing too much and Emile is holding Remy's coffee to stop it from spilling it on the floor and ruining the white carpet*

Roman: Do you ever want to just gently place your hands on someone's cheeks, hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then-
*Remus jumps in before Roman can finish*
Remus: Violently jerk their head on the right angle and snap their neck
Logan: Well.. That took an unexpected turn.
Patton: So did their neck.

(The sides are real ppl who are not related but are friends attend a summer camp one year)
(Patton and Logan find themselves in danger in the forest )
Patton: Camp instructor Jay taught us to never treat nature like its our enemy.
Logan: Pretty sure camp instructor Jay wanted us all dead. Take that for what it's worth

(Analogical)
Logan: For the last time Virgil and I are just friends
Roman: *Sneezes* Apologizes I'm allergic to Bullshit
Patton: I heard Roman sneeze did Logan say there 'Just friends again'

(Prinxiety)
(Virgil and Roman are on a date and it doesn't go exactly as Virgil expected)
Roman: Do you wish to know your Gay name?
Virgil: Gay name?
Roman: Well it's your First name...
Virgil: Ha-Ha very funny.
Roman: *Stands up and gets on one knee* And my last name
Virgil: Oh my god

Patton: Can we get a birthday cake?
Logan: It's not your birthday though
Patton: *Whispering* The cake won't know

Janus: *Sighs*
Remus: You bored?
Janus: Yeah
Remus: Wonna start drama for no reason
Janus: ...
Janus: Sure why not

Patton: If I were a Gardner, I would put our two-lips together
Logan: *Blushes*
Roman: Why aren't we like that?
Virgil: *Smirks* If I was a Gardner you'd be my hoe
Roman: *Blushes and sighs* That's why.
Patton: What's a 'hoe'
Virgil and Roman run away and Logan chases them for corrupting his boyfriend
Patton smirking knowing exactly what a hoe was
'It's a gardening tool used to remove weeds' of course it is pat keep telling yourself that

(Platonic Mociet)
Patton: *Pops up in with Jay's hat on and his cardigan slightly crooked*
Thomas: Uh..
Roman: Honestly Janus, you've really been slacking lately
Patton: What?
Logan: *Points at the hat* You're still wearing your hat
Patton: Oh no, I'm actually me
Virgil: *Crosses his arms* Prove it
Patton: Well--
Janus: *Rises* You bugger (oddly British, Janus) you stole my hat, give it back!
Patton: YEET! *Sinks down laughing his head off trying to escape a tickle attack from Jan*

Roman: *Walks up to Virgil and whispers* I think I finished the last of Logan's crofters supply, how long do you think I've got left to live?
Virgil: *Seeing Logan stalking towards them* Ten
Roman: Ten? Ten what?
Virgil: *Smiling and pointing ant Roman* Nine

Remus: Trust me, I know what I'm doing
Janus: Not even God knows what you're doing

Thomas: Good responses for being stabbed. Go.
Virgil: Fair enough
Roman: Not again
Logan: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
Patton: It sword of seems like you don't like me
Janus: Well that /didn't/ hurt
Thomas: AH, ok
*later*
*Roman and Virgil are having Disney and cuddles <kinda like Netflix and chill but fluffy>*
Virgil: *Face of sudden realisation* wait Roman what did you mean by 'not again'?

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