Logan: Roman just told everyone that he is gay and in love with Janus
Thomas: it's Tuesday right
Who had Tuesday on the poll
Patton: I had Friday
Thomas: Remus?
Remus: Alas, it's true I had Tuesday. Alright everyone, pay up. Come on
Logan: Damnit Roman couldn't you have waited till tomorrow
Remus: Common pay up.

Logan: Why are you drinking somany sugary drinks today?
Virgil: Cuse i didn't sleep until 4:00am
Logan: Why?
Virgil: Because i was at the hospital
Logan: Are you okay?
Virgil: Ya, I'm fine
Logan: Then why were you at the hospital
Virgil: Cause i wasn't fine then
Logan: ...

Logan: Okay, okay, lts actually go to sleep now
Everyone: *Shuts their eyes*
Remus: The snack that smiles back
Logan,Patton,virgil,roman,janus, : Goldfish- DAMMIT REMUS

Janus: Did you miss me?
Vigil: With every knife so far

Roman: I thought you didn't like being cuddled
Virgil: I don't
Roman: You are a person in you own right
Virgil: Ii am
Roman: Not a pet
Virgil: Tread lightly
Roman: Or a mere teddy bear
Virgil: Never call me that again
Roman: So obviously you want me to get you out-
Virgil: *halfway strangle by an asleep Patton* Wake him and I'll claw your ticking face off
Roman: ...

Thomas: Roman, And Patton, All chanting in a voice chat at Virgil: UNMUTE! UNMUTE! UNMUTE!
Logan: Guys, shut the hell up, this is stressful for him
*All go dead silent as virgil finally unmutes his microphone*
Logan: -Virgil, it's okay if you don't want to talk, I get why.
Virgil: *Softly* N-no, it's okay
Roman: *Distantly but very clearly* holy fuck im in love

Virgil: Your average pineapple, peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz.
Meaning a single pineapple won't generally fill up a whole can perfectly which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone somewhere else has the can that has the rst of that some pineapple
Which means you can share a single berry with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.
Logan: How much sleep are you getting?
Virgil: Not enough my guy

Remus: If we were dating lets just say horses wouldn't be called horses any more
Janus: What does that mean?

If you could be any heather character who would you be?
Roman: I would be Heather Chandler because I'm popular and everyone loves me.
Patton: I'd be Kurt's dad because my son is gay and i love him
Logan: I'd be peter becaus i dont think i could handle suicide and i wanted to be accepterd into harvard.
Virgil: Id e JD because I'm damaged, far too damaged and I want to die.
Everyone: VIRGIL NO

Remus: *Boops Janus*
Janus: *instinctually blebs*
Remus: :o
Janus: No-no it wasn't-
Remus: :D
Janus: SHIT
Remus: *BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP*

Patton: SO what does everyone want for dinner?
Romn: Pasgetti
Patton: Okay!
Virgil: ...Better have meat sauce and regular sauce as options
Remus: I know right? I can't stand normal sauce it makes it watery
Virgil: Exactly
Logan: You...You man spaghetti sauce with meat in it
Virgil: Sure, i guess that's another way to say it
Remus: no, its m e a t s a u c e

Virgil: What did you do?!
Remus: I took them out. Like you said
Virgil: Are they...dead?
Remus: No.
Virgil: *Squints at Remus*
Remus: In my defence. I was left unsupervised
Virgil: I KNEW IT

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You definitely do not need to read this next bit, it's a little bit of a rant about things that are going on in my life.

This feels a lot shorter than the ones I normally do but I've been really unmotivated to write anything and I've been somewhat stressing about my exam results coming up in less than three weeks plus I've got to pack for next week to meet family. On top of that stress I've recently started working which is fine other than the fact that I'm mostly working with *old*er people so it's a constant loop of being misgenderd and wanting to correct them. (Although I might have come out to one of the guys that is around my age, but that was an accident)
Sorry this is long and definitely a rant but I just needed to say it