At the end there is a bit of a lengthy explanation of an update schedule and some other stuff.
Warning: Remus, various ships (that are listed where I believe they belong), me realising that some people may not want to read my one shots, death (I guess, kinda), Logan and Remus doing dumb shit for SCIENCE, Some NSFW stuff, Sad Patton.
Umm I think that's it. Enjoy

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Patton: I will now torture you
Remus: Kinky~
Patton: I think you are sweet and beautiful.
Remus: Wait
Patton: You deserve to be cared for
Remus: No
Patton: Your needs and feeling are valid and deserve to be heard.
Remus: I need a safe word!

Virgil: Bite the vampire first to establish dominance.
Remus: Bite the vampire first to set the mood.

Patton: If you ever catch me staring, I am;
One - Admiring your piercing, tattoos, hair or outfit,
Two - Trying to figure out if I know you,
Three - Think you are gorgeous and just can't help myself.
Janus: True.
Patton: Or I'm just staring into space and haven't noticed that there is another living being there.
Virgil: Normally always the last one.

Remus: *Lying upside-down on the sofa in the common room* Do you think we'll like...respawn when we die?
Janus: I don't know Remus, *Sarcastically* Why don't you go and find out.
Remus: *Jumps up* That's an amazing idea!
*In the distance* Hey! Logan! I've got a brilliant idea! And you must join it's for SCIENCE!

Intrulogical
Remus: *Does something Remusy*
Logan: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
Remus: What are you going to do? Punish me Daddy?
Logan: Maybe I will
Everyone: ...
Remus: *Burst out laughing*
Roman: *Second hand embarrassment for his Brother, because he won't feel it himself*
Virgil: N-no Logan. That's not-you-he-
Logan: *Blushes*
Janus: I see nothing funny with this.

Remus: My serial killer name should have been 'The Suspense'
So my Victims would say 'The suspense is killing me'
Then we'd laugh about it and then I'd stab them.
Janus: What do you mean 'Should have'

Remus: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often is?
Logan: 'Will you please leave the premises?'

Logan/Patton/Roman (I don't know the ship name)
Logan: *To Patton* Have I told you that you are my star-shine?
Patton: *Gushing* Awww!
Roman: *Pouting* I want Patton to be my something too!
Logan: *Smug* Too late. I'm cuter than you.
Roman: *Sulks*
Patton: *Hand on hip* Now, Now, There is enough of me for both of you.
*Smiles and looks to Logan* I'm Logan's Star-shine, But I can be your something too, Roman.
Roman: *Happily* My Fluffiwuffikins?
Patton: Yes!
Logan: *Chokes*
Roman: *Smirking* I'm definitely cuter, so there. *Sticks his tong out like a child*
Patton: Darlings, Darlings. You are both cute!

Logicality (one of my many comfort ships)
Patton: *Silently crying* (PATTON NOOOO)
Virgil: Dad? What's Wrong?
Patton: *Shrugs*
Roman: *Gasps and points at Patton* We must get to the Bottom of this!
-In Logan's Room- (heh Logan's the bottom)
Roman: *Drops Patton in Lo's Lap*
Logan: Patton, Dear, what's wrong?
Patton *Nuzzles into Logan's neck* I think I just missed you.
Virgil & Roman: *High five each other*

Patton: *Unsteady of Heelys* JESUS TAKE THE WHEELEY!!!!
Roman: ... Patton, NO!!
Logan: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE?!?!
Virgil: *Slowly in his own pair of Heelys* *Flips Roman off with both hands*
*Subtly speeds up in case Patton falls*
Roman: *Offended Princely noises*
Logan: *Looks into the camera like he's on the Office*

Prinxiety
Roman: *Watching Virgil put his shoes on* Where are you going?
Virgil: Well, I'm going SHOPPING. I'm gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn't
Roman: I told you, I got You a gift but it won't be ready till Wednesday
Virgil: Mhm, Okay, Sure.
Patton: *Knowing full well that Roman got Virgil an engagement ring and it's getting sized and will be ready of Wednesday*

(Patton, Remus, and Janus baking cookies. Making quite a bit of a mess)
No ship
Patton: Does anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Patton: *His best imitation of Logan* "Patton what are you doing?"
Logan: *Comes into the kitchen* Patton what are you doing?
Patton: *Gasps* I conjured him.

Prinxiety kinda
Virgil: *Accidentally brushes his hands against Roman's*
Roman: *Aggressively grabs Virgil's hand* Well You gotta commit to it now.

Logan: *Sharp inhale* You young Homosapien with X Y chromosomes
Roman: What?
Patton: He's saying 'BOI' in scientific terms.

(At the mall)
no ship, unless you want there to be
Virgil: *Looking at some jewellery* Roman is such a Slut for shiny things
Patton: Huh? What does that mean?
Virgil: *Regretting he said anything* It's uhh when you're really excited about something.
Patton: Mhm
*Later*
Logan: Pat, I made cookies!
Patton: Oh awesome! I'm such a slut for Cookies
Logan:
Roman:
Virgil: *Trying not to laugh and going red in the process*
Logan: What Happened When You Were Out, *Stairs at Virgil* Virgil?!

Implied Logicality
Virgil: Hey, wanna play a game?
Roman: Sure.
Virgil: It's called 'Patton or Crofters'
Roman: Alright
Virgil: I'll Give you something Logan has said, and you say if he was talking about Patton or Crofters

Thomas: *To all the sides* Alright, I expect everyone to bring me their ideas and contributions for the new Video by tomorrow, is that alright with everyone?
The sides: *Mumble in agreement*
Janus: What if we Forget to bring it or don't want to?
Logan: *Without missing a beat* I'm afraid we would have to break your legs, if that were the \metaphorical\ case
Virgil: *Chokes of his coffee because it's mid-afternoon and he's just woke up*

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(This isn't in logical order I just typed what came to mind and don't want to reformat it)
Okay so I'm planning to remove the titled chapters (So not the ones that say 'Part') from this book to a new book so that you can read them if you would like. (I'm not gonna change the actual chapters just the A/Ns at the start and end) If not you can just keep reading this one and ignore the other book.

I've decided to update this once a month around the 20-25th so I can concentrate on my school work and Personal stuff without worrying about if I'm updating frequently enough.
I will be Unpublishing this book so I can work on both Properly but that wont be until this coming Saturday (Nov 28th).
Take it easy stay as safe as you can, Say 'Don't touch me!' to people.
Until next time Beauties, Gentle-beauties, And Non-Binary Cuties.