Deceit: shit!
Patton: kiddo , you might want to watch your language.
Deceit: I was . You should hear my thoughts .
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Random person : so do you have a preference for men or women?
Roman : * gazing deeply in the distance * I have a preference for justice .
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Roman , at 3am , about a random guy he saw 2 years ago : Lo, I'm telling you , he's my soulmate !
Logan : you said that about a ball of yarn once .
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Virgil : it smells terrible in here .
Deceit: really ? In Remus' room ? That doesn't make sense at all .
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Remus : Mmm those windows look tasty .
Virgil : what the fuck does that mean -
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Virgil : nothing is free
Patton : life is free
Roman : adventure is free
Logan : knowledge is free if it wasn't for the growing inaccessibility of science !
Deceit: every thing is free if you take it without paying .
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Virgil : this is how a bad porn starts out .
Remus: No no , you got that all wrong - this is definitely not how a bad porn starts out .
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Deceit, who is mtf and still very insecure about herself because she only recently fully transitioned : * dancing around in her underwear, laughing and actually happy while she blasts music in the background *
Remus : * head against the door frame admiring how happy she is with heart eyes *
Deceit: * spots Remus and halts for a second *
Deceit: * drags him into dance with her *
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Virgil : first , thank you all for meeting me here I'm sure you're wondering what this is about .
Roman : whatever it is , it better be good . I had mid-exfoliation . Mid-exfoliation!
Virgil : so , as you all know , I really learned my lesson about being smarter when it comes to dangerous animals.
Thomas, Remy , Roman , Patton ,& Logan : * various praises about how they're proud of him *
Virgil : however ...
Remy: and here we go .
Thomas : Virgil?
Virgil : guys , say hello to Gruff .
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Roman : this is the year we start oppressing people who likes their hot chocolate with water .
Virgil: if you're lactose intolerant you can stay but you're on  fricking thin ice .
Patton : I eat the powder straight form the pack .
Logan : hey ,do you know how horrible what you just said was ?
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