Roman : my kink is a loving , caring , fulfilling relationship with someone I care about and who loves me .
Remus : your kink is unrealistic, settle for bondage like everyone else.
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Remy : my friends say I'm judgy , but I never listen to them or care what they say because they're stupid idiots .
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Logan : Patton are you alright ?
Roman : yeah you've been clutching at your stomach for half an hour now .
Patton , knowing it's the depression that he has been ignoring for years and is now causing him stomach pains because of the massive amount of sadness and emptiness he feels on a daily basis: ... uh , I'm pregnant
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Remy: what's my sexuality? Well I guess you could say that I don't give any fucks .
Emile : ...
Emile : is that your way of coming out as ace ?
Remy : yeah that's pretty much all I got .
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Remus : * swoops Roman up *
Roman : put me down !
Remus : Nope , my brother deserves to be swept off his feet , even if it's your brother and not your knight in shining armor.
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Remus: if I'm upset and have diarrhea, does that make me ... butt hurt ?
Patton : * trying not to laugh but completely failing *
Patton : oh gosh that's gross ! * giggling covering his mouth *
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Roman : * kisses Remus' hair *
Remus : affection?
Roman , ruffling Remus' hair : affection.
Remus : * clings onto him , crying *
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Emile : no everything is about you .
Remy : possibly, but you do have to admit that a majority of things are .