Virgil: Go crawl in a ditch and die.

Roman: I hope you get hit by a bus.

Patton, waking into the room: Hey guys-

Roman: Aren't we the bestest of friends, Virge?

Virgil: The best!

Patton, smiling: I'll ask another time. [Walks out]

Virgil: I'm going to push you off a cliff.

Roman: Not if I do first.