"Hey De!!"
Deceit looks over to see Virgil holding a cactus
"Yes, Love?"
Virgil smirks
"I got you this~"
Deceit raises an eyebrow
"Oh? Well thank you-"
"I named it"
Deceit rolls his eyes
"Oh really? And what did you name it?"
Virgil holds in a laugh
"Deceit"
Deceit chuckles
"Oh really, can you tell me WHY you named the cactus this~?"

"Because your a prick"