(Deceit is beetlejuice and Virgil is lydia, also, as you can tell, this takes place during the Say My Name part of the musical, but i did have to change a few parts to stick with sander sides)

Deceit gasps
"You could use a buddy! Don't you want a pal?"
Deceit mocks Virgils voice
"Yes I do! Yes I do!"
Virgil rolls his eyes
"Boy, the way I see it, Roman should be leavin' And you should stick around!"
Deceit mutters under his breath
"And kill him!"
Virgil flinches
"What??"
"Nothing!"

"So, Virgil, don't end yourself, Defend yourself! Roman is the one you should maim, Together we'll exterminate, assassinate!!"
Virgil screeches
"No!"
Deceit scoffs
"The finer points can wait, But first you gotta say my name!"
"Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him, Here you got a solid plan B option"
Deceit puts his hand on Virgils shoulder
"I can bring Roman so much pain, All you gotta do is say my name!!"

"Boy, just say it three times in a row, And you won't believe how far I'll go!!"
Deceit makes a bench apear and sits on it
I'm on the bench, but Coach, Just put me in the game~"
He jumps up and floats above Virgil
"All you gotta do is say my name!!"
Virgil shakes his head
"I don't know your name."
Deceit shrugs
"Well, I can't say it."
Virgil thinks for a minute
"How 'bout a game of charades?"
Deceit smiles
"Yes! Lets play it!!"

Deceit holds up 2 fingers
"Two words?"
"Okay"
He holds up one finger
"First word?"
"Yes"
He draws a D in the air
"O?"
"No"
"C?"
"No"
"D"
"Yes!!"
He then holds up two fingers again
"Second word?"
"Okay"
He pretends to sit down
"Relaxing?"
"No"
"Chilling?"
"No?"
He makes a seat apear and points at it
"Seat?"
"Yes!!"

"Deceit?"
"Wow, Im impressed! And all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in a row, it must be spoken unbroken. Ready?"
Virgil nods
"Yeah"
Deceit smiles evily
"Okay, go."

"Deceit"
"Yess"
"Deceit!"
"Yessssssssss"
"D-"
"Oh! Oh this is gonna be so good!!!"
"Cause-"
"Wat-"

"You're so smart, A stand-up bro, I'll think about your offer, Let you know!"
Virgil shrugs
"-But I prefer my chances down below!"
He walks back over the the edge of the roof
"Deceit"
"Yes!!"
"Deceit"
"YES!!!"
"Being-"
"UGH"
"Young and Male doesnt Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark, I've been swimmin' with piranhas, I don't need a shark"
Virgil smirks
"Yeah, Life sucks, But not that much!"
"Okay, Deceit, Deceit-"
Deceit smiles
"Be a doll and spare the lecture!!"
Deceit frowns
"I'm offering you a full-time specter!!!"
Virgil raises an eyebrow
"Are you any good?"
Deceit grins
"You betcha!! Trust me, baby!"
"I just met ya, Look, Really, it's a flattering offer"
"Don't you wanna see Ro suffer?"

"I think I'd rather just jump off-"
"NO"
"I may be suicidal, But Deceit, it's not as if I've lost my mind!"

"So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look."
Virgil chuckles
"Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Got any references?

(A/N: Im sorry but imma have to cut this off! Ill do the rest next chapter!!! I promise!!)