Patton kisses your forehead as he covers you up with the Very large blanket he made himself
"You gonna be alright while i make dinner Honey?"
You nod
"Yeah, I'll be fine, I hate being Pregnant tho"
Patton frowns
"Why? Your making a Baby!! Your making a tiny hooman inside you!!!"
you giggle
"Yeah, I know, But its so hard to do stuff!"
"Well, thats why im here!! To take care of you and our baby!!"

You smile
"I know Babe, I just wish you didnt have to do all this"
"Its alright Hun, Just rest, you got a few more months before you have to push the watermelon child out"
You scoff playfully
"Oh c'mon! They wont be that big!"
You and Patton both giggle
"I cant believe imma be a dad!"
You smile wide
"Yeah, I cant believe it etheir, Im gonna be a mom"
You look down at your belly, Its quite large
"Im gonna be a mom...Holy shit.....Im gonna be a mom"

Patton kisses you
"Yeah, Yeah you are, its quite impressive"
You kiss him back
"I know, Im hungry now, go cook"
Patton giggles
"Yes your highness"
"Thank you hone-HEY WAIT A MINUTE"
But by the time you relized his sarcasm, he was already in the kitchen, and your too tired to get up to chase him