A/N: just your friendly group texting away.

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Dad created group chat.

Dad added My Little Emo, Sir Sing A Lot and Pocket Protecter

Dad named group chat to: Too Gay To Function

Dad: How's it going kiddos?

My Little Emo: Patton, wtf?

Dad: What does wtf mean?

Pocket Protecter: it apparently means what the fuck.

Dad: Virgil!

Sir Sing A Lot: You're surprised?

Dad: Anyways, how's everyone's day?

Pocket Protecter: Logical

Sir Sing A Lot: Fantastical!

My Little Emo: Anxious.

Dad: I see this has been a fruitless endeavor.

Sir Sing A Lot: what did you expect?

Pocket Protector: how do we change our names.

My Little Emo: Only Patton can.

Pocket Protector: Patton, please change my name.

Dad: ...

Dad: fine.

Dad changed Pocket Protector's name to: My Hero

My Hero: not what I was wanting, but I suppose it will do.

Sir Sing A Lot: Oh! My turn!

Dad: ...

Dad changed Sir Sing A Lot's name to: Disney

Disney: ?

My Little Emo: it fits.

Disney: shut it fall out everywhere!

My Little Emo: Drama Queen much?

Dad changed My Little Emo's name to: Sass King

Sass King: I'll take it.

Dad: Yay!

My Hero: Patton, might I ask why you yourself call yourself... Dad?

Sass King: Not even a question. He's dad.

Disney: I agree, he is definitely the only father figure in this group.

Sass King: Wait, would that make Logan Mom?

My Hero: Now hold on.

Dad: I wouldn't mind.

Disney: Logan is mom, confirmed.

My Hero: I didn't agree to this.

Sass King: Mom seems annoyed.

Disney: I wonder why.

My Hero: Patton, talk some sense into these two.

My Hero: wow, that was unexpected. Patton and Sense do no go together.

Dad: Logan!

Dad changed My Hero's name to: Mom

Mom: Oh come ON Patton!

Dad: what? Did I do something?

Sass King: This is beautiful

Disney: I can agree!

Mom: I'm done.

Mom has left the chat

Dad has added Mom to chat

Mom: I hate my life sometimes with you Lot.

Dad: You know you love us!

Sass King: and we love you Lo, so stop being a stick in the mud.

Mom: stuck in the mud? I'm not a stick, and not currently in Mud.

Sass King: It's a phrase.

Mom: have to add that to the note cards.

Disney: Great, MORE notecards.

Sass King: Stop being extra

Disney: like you can talk hot topic!

Sass King: aww, you think I'm hot.

Disney: THERE'S NO WINNING WITH YOU!!!

Dad: I love my dark strange son

Sass King: keeping it 100% Patton. Stay that way.

Dad: Will do kiddo.

Mom: Patton, why did you create this group chat?

Mom: and why did you name it, "too gay to function?"

Dad: well, I wanted to talk to everyone when they're all cooped up in their rooms! And we're all gay! It means happy. We're too happy to function!

Mom: ...

Disney: Patton, gay means you like the same sex romantically.

Dad: that too! We're all a part of Thomas and he's gay, so the likelihood of US being gay is pretty big.

Mom: statistically... you're not wrong, but the only people we have to "hit on" would be each other and the fact that we all share the same face is a tad off putting.

Sass King: Patton's got a LOT of love anyways.

Disney: Men, Woman, and non binary people are always in my list. Though I have never thought about any of you that way.

Sass King: Same here.

Mom: I can agree.

Dad: But I love you all!

Sass King: we're talking romantically.

Dad: I still love all of you.

Disney: just a lot of love to give.

Dad Changed the group chat to: I LOVE YOU ALL SOO MUCH!!!

Disney: we already knew.

Sass King: I'm going to bed.

Mom: Goodnight Virgil.

Dad: Night! <3

Disney: Goodnight!

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A/N: just some texts