WE HAVE ONE-SHOTS IN THIS BOOK NOW EVEN THO NO ONE'LL READ THEM ;W;

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~Text Between Vanessa and Dahlia~

ImGayFuckOffIfYouDontLike: Hey duch

GayDuchess: yeah

ImGayFuckOffIfYouDontLike: Why tf do you say 'obese walrus'??

ImGayFuckOffIfYouDontLike: Srsly

ImGayFuckOffIfYouDontLike: I asked you where my sketchbook was then you just screamed 'OBESE WALRUS'

ImGayFuckOffIfYouDontLike: Like da fuq

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ImGayFuckOffIfYouDontLike: ...wut

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ImGayFuckOffIfYouDontLike: STOP SPAMMING ME I'M ABOUT TO REHEARSE W/ RO-DAD

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ImGayFuckOffIfYouDontLike: IM PUTTING YOU ON SILENT

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ImGayFuckOffIfYouDontLike: ITS 3AM GO TO SLEEP

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~Tem Skip~

It was Saturday. Vanessa rised up from her bed and yawned, covering her mouth with her right palm. She went to the bathroom, changed into her usual outfit, applied her black eyeshadow, and made her way to the kitchen to see Mia help Patton make breakfast.

"Morning, princess." Roman kissed his daughter's forhead.

"Mornin'." Vanessa smiled, the exchanged 'Good mornings' with the other sides.

"Breakfast's ready!" Mia smiled, which earned a blushing Vanessa and a smirking Virgil.

The sides were accompanied by Dahlia and her parents as they ate.

Vanessa suddenly realized that she forgot to greet her cousin. "Morning, Dahlia." Said girl only smirked and replied.

"Obese walrus."

SLAM!

Patton and Mia squeaked in surprise as Vanessa glared at Dahlia with annoyance and anger, her hands on the table. Dahlia smiled as she typed something on her phone, Vanessa's phone buzzed as the user picked it up to check the notification.

GayDuchess: obese walrus

Dahlia swallowed the last piece of her food, sat up from her chair, and proceeded to walk towards the hallway. Vanessa, who is enraged, quickly finished her breakfast and chased Dahlia down the hallway, Dahlia simply laughed and giggled as she ran and repeatly said

"Obese walrus"

BONUS

Mia, being the smart girl she is, unlocked Vanessa's phone, and showed everyone the text of Dahlia spamming Vanessa, and the enraged replies in all caps. They all lauged and chuckled.