The timeline of Vanessa, Mia, and Dahlia becoming Precure then Emilia becoming a Precure months later along with their identities and secrets being exposed and all that crap is complicated and I haven't got to work it, so this sometimes the chapters in this book takes place before the sides found out about their daughters being Precure and Dahlia's depression and in some chapters, they do know about them being Precure. If you're confused, I'll explain in another chapter

THESE TAKE PLACE AFTER VANESSA, MIA, DAHLIA, AND EMILIA ARE EXPOSED AS PRECURE TO THEIR PARENTS AND WHERE VANESSMIA AND DAHMILIA ARE CANON

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21-Year-Old!Drunk! Vanessa: *Pointing at Mia* THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKERS!!

21-Year-Old!Sober! Dahlia: Your wife, Vanessa.

21-Year-Old!Drunk! Vanessa: My wife! Even better!

BLEEP

Roman: Hey, are you ok?

Vanessa: Not really... I have this headache that comes and goes

Utsubyo: *Breaks in* MY ORCHID

Vanessa: There it is

BLEEP

Utsubyo: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Cure Orchid (Vanessa): You're a hazard to society

Cure Vento (Dahlia): And a coward. Do 20

BLEEP

Emilia: What's your favourite type of instrumental music other than memes?

Dahlia: Your moans

Emilia: *Blushes and is now kinda horny*

Dahlia: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BLEEP

Where the ship kids are now all adults and are newlyweds

Vanessa: I'll speak French between your legs~

Mia: Wow that's the hottest thing I've ever been told

Emilia: I'm just imagining someone yelling 'BONJOUR' at a penis

Dahlia: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANT

Hinako: tITTY CROISSANT

Alex (Non-binary fairy and Hinako's love interest): None of you guys should be having sex

BLEEP

(Scrabble)

Hinako: I will put my 'A' to make 'A'

Emilia: I will add to your 'A' to make 'AT'

Dahlia: I will add to your 'AT' to make 'RAT'

Mia: I will add to your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATGRAPHIC'

Vanessa: *Flips the board*

BLEEP

Deceit: Are you in love with Emilia?

Dahlia: *Sweats* ...No

Deceit: Then why do you draw 'D + E' in hearts everywhere?

Dahlia: It stands for 'Depression' and 'Eternal suffering'

BLEEP

12-year-old Vanessa: You look nice, I want to kiss you

12-year-old Mia: What?

12-year-old Vanessa: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU

BLEEP

Utsubyo: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE

Utsubyo: AND I'M TOO OLD TO EAT OFF THE KID'S MENU

Utsubyo: What a stupid age I am...

BLEEP

Vanessa: Screw this! Let's fight!

BLEEP

Utsubyo: We'd be great together! We could be Romeo and Juliet, along with Cleopatra and Mark Antony!

Cure Orchid: Um, didn't they all die?

BLEEP

Vanessa: *Sees Mia*

Vanessa to Virgil: I THINK I MIGHT BE MORE GAYER THAN ORIGINALLY EXPECTED

BLEEP

Dahlia: *Choking back tears* Wanna fight?

BLEEP

Vanessa who's cross-dressing as Van: *To a king of some kingdom* Well, I technically can't 'man-up' because... I'm actually a girl

King: Okay, any other surprising confessions, 'Van'

Vanessa: I'm gay

Dahlia behind a pillar: He said something surprising, Vanessa

King: *Nods*

BLEEP

Dahlia: This is so gay

Emilia: We're literally 2 girls dating each other

BLEEP

Emilia: What time is it?

Dahlia: Idk hand me that recorder and I'll find out

Dahlia: *Plays the recorder very loudly*

Vanessa, Logan, and Deceit: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 3AM?!

Dahlia: It's 3AM

BLEEP

Utsubyo to Mia: Hey can I borrow a pencil?

Vanessa from afar: CAN I BORROW A BRICK TO THROUGH AT YOUR HEAD?!

BLEEP

Cure Orchid: Remember that 1 time I liked you?

Utsubyo: No

Cure Orchid: Good cuz it never happened

Utsubyo: Aww..

Cure Orchid: HA HA! *Gives him double birds*

BLEEP

Vanessa and Virgil: *Are listening to music together*

Utsubyo breaking through the window: What's missing: A, E _, O, U?

Vanessa: I

Utsubyo: What's the opposite of hate?

Vanessa: Love

Utsubyo: What's the opposite of me?

Vanessa: A successful person