Drunk On Crofters

Tw :cussing, Drunk Logan even though last time I checked there were no alcohol in crofters. Confused Patton because he's adorable and doesn't know alot about these things. Slimey  snek boi.

Patton was humming a sweet, merry song when he heard aloud "FUCK YES!" coming from the extra room.

He tilted his head confused of who or what could have said that, usually the extra room was Logans study and only Logan was allowed in but Logan never said a bad word so, who?

He walked up to the door and knocked on it," Logan?"

"HAH WHATTTtTTT  iISSSs As Aaa PIRAtTESssS FAvOURITE LETTTeRRrRR?? CCCcCCC "

Patton knew this was Logans voice and his face lit up from  the pun, he peaked his head in the room and saw a large room with crofters everywhere. On shelves, on the floor, some of the Lids were unscrewed and crofter jam was going every where.

There were spoons on the wall stuck to a frame and a picture of him and Roman with the crofters bear. A bit like the thumbnail from the musical, speaking of musical. Logan was screaming words from the musical and Logan was in a large pit full of crofters. He had jam all around his face and he looked drunk on crofters.

Patton looked at Logan with a concerned glare and Logan just kept on screaming musical lyrics.

Patton it his lip, "UH JANUS CAN YOU HELP ME QUICK!"

A few moments later, Janus walked  into the room, he took one look at Logan and started laughing until he had tears in his eyes. He took out his phone and took pictures of him and small videos, "Black mail bitch."

"Language, Janus"

"EnGLIsH!" Logan declared, face stuffed with crofters.

"Come on Logan get out of that pit, you need to get clean and continue helping Thomas."

Logan refused again and again until eventually Janus had to drag him out with Logan wailing.

Logan was finally, "sober" and couldn't remember the accident though Janus was showing the others all the videos and pictures he took of Logan being weird and the others found it incredibly funny.

A few days went by and Patton kept seeing Logan Drunk on crofters until one day Patton walked into the crofter room and saw Logan again.

"Come on Logan that the fifth time this week"

He shook his head in a dadly way and sighed.

After two weeks of this Logan was finally put on a ban so eyy.

Thanks to Maybay4 for the idea and for exposing the beatiful crofter room. I strangely like the idea of Logan being drunk on crofters.

This was dumb and well. Eh

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