You were tired from Fucking Samus all night, that you didn't wanna get up, samus comes into the room

Samus: Y/n, get up

Y/n: no

Samus: Come on, get up

Y/n: No, i don't wanna 

Samus: Please, for me

Y/n: NO please just let me sleep

Samus: *Sigh* Come o-

That's when she gets an idea

Samus: Alright honey you can sleep in

Y/n: Thank you dear

Samus smiles devilishly

Samus makes a call on her phone

*Timeskip*

John walks into the mansion

John Cena: Hey yall

Little Mac; what are you doing here?

John Cena: Samus called me

Samus; Yep, it's about y/n, he's asleep he's been asleep all day

John Cena: Ah i've delt with that, where is he

Samus: 3rd floor, 8th door to the right

John Cena: Thank you

*5 minutes later*

You come flying down the stairs with your matress and sheets,

Y/n: Ahhh Fuck wha-

John Cena: WAKE THE FUCK UP Y/N

Y/n: WHAT THE FUCK DAD

Connor: Hey Dad

You cover your mouth as realised what you just said

Samus: Y/N!

Y/n: i mean fudge, what the fudge dad

John Cena: What? Samus called me and said you've been a lazy ass

You look at Samus, who's smiling

Y/n: WHY SAMUS WHY, I JUST WANTED SOME SLEEP

Samus: We have two children and your going to spent time with them!

Justin and Connor tackle you

Y/n: *Mind* OH FUCKING GREAT, JUST WHAT I NEED.