Just letting you all know this is years in the future connor and justin are both 5 years old

You were outside helping Connor and Justin shoot targets

Y/n: okay now just line up you're shot and fire

Connor hits the target in the head

Connor: I DID IT DAD

Y/n: That's great

Justin misses

Justin: Aw Man

Y/n: Don't worry buddy you'll get it one day an-

Samus: Y/N!

Y/n: 

https://youtu.be/6gQOYAp1-oU

Samus Walks up to you looking fucking pissed, she walks right up to you and you see a fire in her eyes, you start to get a little scared

Connor: Hi Mom

Samus turns to connor and smiles

Samus: Hi sweetie

Justin: what are you doing

Samus: Oh i'm just going to have a little chat with you're father

Samus snaps her head at you with anger in her eyes and you get nervous

Samus: Y/n follow me

you don't say anything but follow her, once you both get to her room she locks the door.

Samus: So Babe, can you tell me something

Y/n: what?

Samus: why are our childeren FIRING GUNS

Y/n: Oh relax dear, it's not that bad, nobody has gotten hurt

as that was said Justin misses the target and hits Ike in the leg

Ike: AHHHHHHHHHhhh

Y/n: only one person has gotten hurt 

Samus got even more madder

Y/n: what, there going to be bounty hunters at some point in their lives, might as well teach them now, man why are women so complicated

She kicks you right in the balls

Y/n: Shouldn't....... have......said........that

Samus gets a knock on her door

Connor: Mommy is everything okay

Samus: Yes sweetie, everything is fine

Connor: where is daddy?

Samus: Daddy is taking a nap

She leans into you're ear

Samus: Act like you are sleeping

Y/n: No

Samus: if you act like like you're sleeping, i'll let you fuck me tonight

You act like you're sleeping and Connor walks away from Samus's Room

Samus: Good Boy, now i'm going to play with the kids for a bit, then we'll have our fun

She walks out of her room leaving you laying there on the ground holding your balls, that's when you're phone rings

Y/n: Hello?

John Cena: Hey son, you okay you sound different?

Y/n: Yeah, i just got kicked in the balls by my loving wife

John Cena: i've been there before, so how are the kids

Y/n: They are fine, how are you doing

John Cena: Good, sorry i'll have to talk to you later, got a movie to shoot

Y/n: It's fine, seya

he hangs up on you, and you are still holding your balls

Y/n: ugh sometimes i really love my life, and other times it just fucking sucks