You were walking home late at night from Drinking with some of the guys,you head to your room, but you hear something on the other side of the door

Samus: Oh yes!, that's it baby!

Y/n: What the......

You kick open the door to see Samus fucking Captain Falcon

Y/n: YOU DIRTY WHORE

Captain falcon jumps out the window and runs away while you try to shoot him and you manage to snipe him in the leg, he continues to run as you slowly turn to samus

Samus: Y/n! Wait I-I-I Can Explain!

You slowly walk up to her backing her up into a corner she crouches down and covers her face with her hands

Samus: please don't hurt me, i'm sorry!

Y/n: *Deep Voice* Get Out

Samus: What

Y/n: *Deeper Voice* Get........Out

Samus slowly gets up and walks out of the door, leaving you alone in the mansion then you're phone rings

Y/n:.......Hello

John Cena: Hey Son, how's the wife?

Y/n:......I don't wanna talk about it dad

John Cena: oh did you two have another fig-

Y/n: I SAID I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!

You hang up the phone and slam it down on the desk

Y/n:.........*heavy sigh*

You open the door to the boys room

Y/n: Kids i have so-

The room is empty and then you realized that both Connor and Justin are at the smash mansion, which means you'll have to see Samus and Captain Falcon again

Y/n:..................Fuck

*later that night*

You drive up the mansion and see that all the fighters were by Samus who was crying

Mario: is that Y/n?

all the fighters look and see you approaching the mansion, before you even knock on the door Luigi opens it

Lucina: What the hell do you want?

Y/n: I want the kids please

Connor and Justin run down the stairs and you see they have huge smiles

Connor: Hey dad, why are you hear?

Y/n: I'm taking you boys back

Justin: Okay coming mom, Mom

they see her crying

Connor: Why are you crying mom?

You realized that she hasn't told them yet and all the fighters were shaking their heads as if they are all saying "Don't tell them"

Y/n: Kids your mother and i are getting a divorce

everyone got pissed and Samus started to cry even more now

Connor: What why?

you saw both of the boys tearing up

Y/n: Well Mommy over here was cheating on me with Faulken or whatever the fuck his name is

You grab both boys by the hand and put them in your car

Y/n: Oh Samus one last thing

You hand her a piece of paper and she looks it over and sobs more, she drops the papers on the floor and runs to her room slamming the door shut, Zelda picks up the paper

Zelda: You gave her a restraining order

Y/n: and a divorce, now if you'll all excuse me i have to head back to my mansion

You get in your car and drive back, when you get pack the boys were still crying, you open the door to see someone

WidowMaker: Hello Mi Amore

Y/n: Kids please go to you-

you see the boys run upstairs covering their faces and slam the door shut

Y/n: Rooms?

WidowMaker: so slutmus and you got a divorce huh

Y/n: Fuck off i know what you are trying to do

WidowMaker: Come on, let me inside you

Y/n: Never

WidowMaker: Alright fine, hey maybe the author will make a book about me and you together, if he knows what's good for him

A/n:

https://youtu.be/4sbNSWwSXmY

Widow leaves as you walk to you're room and go to sleep thinking about what the fuck happend today