You wake up bright and early to see Samus, laying next to you, smiling

Samus: Morning babe

She kisses you on the lips

Y/n: hey, why are you happy

Samus: i thought of something we can do

Y/n: What's that

Samus leans in your ear, and wraps her legs around yours

Samus: Have children

You froze

Y/n: NO NO NO NO

You tried to move but samus was holding you down

Samus: LISTEN HERE YOU I'M TIRED OF YOU KEEP REFUSING TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH ME, WE ARE HAVING KIDS WEATHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT

Y/n: B-but i-i

Samus had fire in her eyes, she was going to kill you

Y/n: O-okay

Samus gets happy and smiles

Samus: Yay, now come here

She shoves your face between her breasts, and runs her fingers through your hair

Samus: this will be the last moment that you will have with me before we have kids, so enjoy it while it lasts

y/n*muffeld crying*

*Timeskip*

Mario: So your a father now

Y/n: Yeah

Luigi: That's great y/n

Snake: congrats and don't worry if you need help, we'll help you

Y/n: Thanks guys,

you look at samus who's talking to the girls and their all squealing

y/n; i'm gonna need it