Hello,everyone! It's been a year since I first wrote this story.So I'll make this extra special...maybe.Enjoy.

Sam's P.O.V.

It's been a year since I went to Dallas' house...and destroyed it...I met some friends along the way,I went to the mall and found love.Maybe I'll go see Dallas again.Shrek did give me a teleporter so I can visit him after all.Ok,that's the plan:I'll go to Dallas' house to celebrate our 1 year anniversary.

Sam used the teleporter to get to Dallas' house

"Hmm...I wonder what I should-*Sam teleports behind him*"

"*teleports behind you* Pssh...nothing personal,kid!"

"Oh haha...very funny.When YOU make a reference,it's suddenly ok...but when I do one,it's the worst thing in the world!"

"Well,your references are always shitty cartoons references that only one person cares about."

"Are not! I do other references too!"

"Yeah like literally who characters from literally who  franchises"

"They are not "literally who" ,they actually have games and aren't just a side character from a 22 year old game."

"Well true.Anyway,what do you want to do?"

"I dunno.Make out"

And so,Sam and Dallas made out til they hurt and they got married and had kids,despite being both males. They had a boy and they named him Sam,Dallas,Shrek,Luigi,Yoshi &Knuckles.That kid was treated like a god in school.

The End...?

I will make a more serious ending next time