It was a hedgehog-tastic(is that a word?)day in Indio,CA.(Don't stalk me...).A 16 year old boy was chilling out with his autistic dog,Sissy.(Yes,I think she has autism because of the way she behaves).All was good until he got a text from his online friend,Dallas Sanchez...

"Hey,I know my mom and I haven't met your parents,but do you wanna come over? I'll send someone to help you for the sake of this story."

"What do you mean by that?"

But before you could get an answer,he went offline.Because of...(not Time Periods,Dallas)Time Zones...ZONES...Sorry

Oh,I forgot to mention,this boy's name is Samuel Kellogg(Yes...that's my actual last name...)But,we'll call him Sam for short(I prefer to be called Sam).When Sam was in bed with his Sonic plush,(I always sleep with plushes cuz I'm a scaredy cat) he saw someone enter though his window.

"Who are you?"

"Don't you recognise me,Donkey?"

"S-Shrek?"

"That's right,Donkey.And your Donkey friend wanted me to take you to his house.Hop on."

"Ok."

Shrek blasted threw the sky at Super Sonic Speed with his farts.And in no time they were in South Carolina(Again,don't stalk anyone).

"Go to your Donkey friend.I'll stay here and eat onions."

"Ok,Shrek."

Ok.That was Part 1.Part 2 will come soon and...PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!