Why did you never tell me we could have eaten people together

Because Sam my main goal was to eat you all also

"There was a prophecy long ago saying that there would be a bode man and he would be the tastiest man ever and when i saw you Sam i knew that it was you"

look around sam i dont only eat people but i have a weird fetish for eating squirrels aswell dont ask i was born this way

Its OK Colby ive seen STRANGER THINGS .

they both chuckled at this joke for far to long

Sam saw the murderous look arrive once again in Colby's eyes "Colby please man come on we mads Samantha and colleen together for gods sake we made a dance to Grind on me"

"Im sorry Sam but i have to if i dont i will never win thew contest and win the coco Chanel ultimate collection"

Colby's mouth opened as big as a whales 

"Jesus Colby u really need to go on a diet "chuckled Sam o himself until he noticed he was gona f die.

Colby swallowed Sam in one go and licked his lips in satisfaction