Omfg thank y'all for actually asking me questions. They were all so creative and amazing, I decided to include all of them. Fuck my own rules. 

1. Marvel or DC?

2. Captain America or Ironman? 

I think you're trying to start a...civil war here.

I'll go with Ironman. Not only is Robert Downey Junior hot—he runs his mouth a lot, but can back it up by making it rain and slaying everyone with his wits. He's got all three corners on the triangle: wealth, intelligence, and looks. 

Also, Captain America is an idiot for defending a country as shitty as America. (no offense)

3. Nutella or chocolate-chip cookies?

Fuck. How can you ask me such a thing? I love them both!

If it was a matter of life or death, I'd have to go with chocolate-chip cookies, especially the homemade ones. It makes me feel a certain type of way being able to pull them out of the oven, freshly baked and steaming hot...

4. What did the last few lines say? (With reference to the gibberish at the end of the 5k milestone chapter)

Please like and comment if you like my work. Also vote please, I'm hungry for votes. 

The language is called "Stewpid"—it's written form is utilised by the most ignorant of English speakers.

5. How old are you?

18. I'm an adulty adult.

6. Favorite book series/book (not on Wattpad)?

Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark Hunter series. It has action, drama, humour, and most importantly sex. Lots of sex. The type of sex that would make your grandma blush as she thinks of her youth. 

7. Favorite TV show?

Rupaul's Dragrace.

8. You are stuck on a deserted island. You see a box. What's in that box?

If the island is deserted—aka shows no signs of life—how could there be a box?

boxception. 

9. Based on your rants, I've gotten an idea of who you'd strangle if you had the chance. So tell me, how many people are you targets?

10. You play football (soccer). Ever thought of having a career in that?

Nope. I've only ever played it as a hobby. 

11. Stranded on a desert island. You get one person of choice and two tools. Who and what would you bring?

I want to be creative, but at the same time, I want to play it safe.

Bear Gryllis as my person of choice, and I'll go with a machete and a swiss knife. (I'm incapable of using either, but ya know)

12. What would you do if you woke up, realised you had been in a coma since your birth in the year like the time our parents were born so....dinosaur age I'm not sure....and you found out that your life was just a hallucination?

Girl were you high as you wrote this one?

I'd be relieved...unless my actual life is worse than my hallucinatory life.

13. Why so salty, bruh?

Too many idiots, not enough of me.

14. Name a WOC (Woman Of Color) who you think is an inspiration?

Boss...Michella Obama, purse so heavy got them Oprah dollars.

15. Which writer has had the most influence in your writing career?

Well, I wouldn't exactly a single, unpublished book, a career...

JRR Tolkien inspired me to write, though.

16. Who would you like to meet if you could go to any place and time?

Any one of the holy trinity:

Beyoncé, Rihanna, or Nicki.

17. What's one change you would make in the world if you had the power?

A single change in the world won't make a big enough difference to make the world a better place.

18. You come into a lot of money. Besides paying for university, bills, and giving to family, is there anything special you would do?

19. If you could be one disney character, which one would you choose?

Tiana! I have no intention of ever wanting to be Snow-Whitey, at least not in my lifetime.

20. Which is the one place in the world you would never want to visit?

Any place that's war-torn. Also, Antartica. 

21. Which was the first book that moved you to tears?

It's been one hell of a while ago, I have no idea. 😂😂

22. Your reaction if you wake up one day and realize that you are now Donald Trump.

I'd firstly spend the first couple of hours screaming in horror. Then, I'd drop out of the race to the White House and give a public, globally broadcast apology to everyone for being such a racit/xenophobic/uncultured/idiotic bigot. Afterwards, I'll sell all my assets, give the money to those in need, and retire in a monastery to seek for repentance. 

23. If you could write a book based on your life, what would the title be?

In Limbo. 

24. Maybe everyone salted this but what first drew you to writing, and what keeps you moving forward nowadays?

Well, creative writing was always my most favorite part of my English class, so I always looked forward to that aspect of the subject. What keeps me moving forwars these days is pure and utter boredom...I still have two months until I start university, so I gotta fill it doing something, right?

Either writing or drugs, amiright?

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Can't wait for the next Q&A 😏