I didn't just eat chicken,

I stole chicken then ate it while running away from poultry man.

I feel disgusting-

Ok let's get into diffrent thoughts-

Theres many people who are infected with a love potion and I'm one of them-

The first time.. I looked at glitter glue.

Second time, I looked at a red flower.

I prefer the red flower over glitter glue uwu.

My red flower has been looking down lately :(  she lost 3 petals.

Anyhow, Somebody honey bombed me and me and poultry man are pranking them back hehehe!
So we made a hole full of egg yolk.
And when poultry man isn't looking, I'm putting knives in our hole.

I only know death traps.

Ah but I recently like really recently found out that honey made my skin really red and it slightly burned. I am apparently allergic to honey!

I've also been hanging around Magic Maker a bit to much so i have a sudden urge to throw boxes at a tree...

Ha.

Well now I'm in a prison doing the renagade.. I dont know where poultry man is or my red flower and if anyone hurts her I will murder them-

She is probably so sad without me. Poor red flower..