Sally: dOnT fRiCk wItH mE! I have the power of hermitpad AND poultry man on my side! AHHHHHHHH!-

Magic maker: *hands poultry man a, "how to control your out of control child" book*

Poultry man: why do I need this?

Magic maker: that's why. *points at Sally jumping off a building*

Poultry man: f-

Sally: I'm fINNNNne

Poultry man: when did she start acting like me????

Magic maker: I hate emotions!
Magic maker: I hate kids!
Magic maker: I hate sweets!

Magic maker: but I have all of those things.

Poultry man at therapy with magic maker: I dont know why I'm here-

Therapists: so tell me, what happened exactly?

Magic maker: hE sTabBed Me!!!

Poultry man: sHe tHrEw a bOx!!!

Therapists: and who started this?

*Magic maker and poultry man point at eachother*

Poultry man:* telling Sally nobodys perfect and other positive things*

Cinder and the therapist: *wipes tear*

Poultry man: sal nobody perfect. Everybody makes mistakes.

Sally: you're right. Nobody perfect.. everybody has good in them. Everybody but me. *walks away*

Therapists and cinder: *spits water*

Everyone on hermitpad then: look, a story update.

Everyone on hermitpad now: lOoOk! A new mystery account.

Sally: *does not come back from her run. It's been a week*

Poultry man: SAAAALLLLYYYYYYYYY!!

Sally: *comes back with a broken leg, fell 4 stories and nearly died.*

Poultry man: good! You're grounded.

Poultry man: *raised his voice at Sally*

Sally: o-oh. Y-You dont normaly raise you voice...

Poultry mans mind:

WHAT?????! wHaT hAvE wE dOne! OH NO NO NO  NO!!!!!!

Sally: *loud crashing sounds coming from her room In the middle of the night*

Poultry man: *rushes in* sALLY?!

Sally: heyyy! Look who's up! I would like some water please.

Crook and magic maker: *being vsco girls*

Poultry man: *being an E-boy*

Magic maker: *drops hydro flask* oo-

Poultry man: *burns it* oop-

Magic maker: ......

(qwq)