Hello, contestants and readers! Last challenge on Salix's Murder Mansion, the contestants were challenged to design and create potential chat pictures for the comp chat! Watch last episode for details. Anyway, what will I force the contestants to undergo this challenge? Read the chapter to find out!

First off, I forgot Ace's stats. Andrew also reminded me of that even though I already knew but thanks anyway.

Ace's Stats: 0
Number of Confessionals:
Number of Challenges Missed: technically 0
Votes for him: 8
Place: 16th

And his last words:

F*** you

Duly noted, Ace.

Okay, I'm takin over now.  

Remaining contestants: Andrew, Ana, Jimmie, Tech, Collin, Jewel, Lira, Mia, Poke, Ryan, Richard, Todd, Blue, Will (Chu), and Sky.

This challenge was to make a parody that related to the theme of the comp.  They had five days, which I thought was enough for everyone to get a parody done. 

(Sunday at 7 AM CST to Friday at 9 PM CST)

Also guys I swear if stuff like the crap that happened Thursday keeps happening, I'm gonna go scary host on y'all. That was super Texan sounding lol.

Ikr

Haha even when I'm gone Naomi doesn't have full host powers cuz I'm still here in spirit and the passing.

Anyways. I got five submissions in all, and here they are.

Submissions: 

Jewel

Killer (Parody To Griefer)
by: TheJeweledWolf

You think its just a game
You say its all for fame
But we lose our lives
You kill in fives

Well I disagree with you
We could be killers if we wanted to
We could pick up an axe and go run in a village
And murder just like you

It seems so pointless though
I see y'all come and go
We fake our own deaths
You think us fresh thefts.

And maybe you'll be nice
You'll let us live another night
But if we start to flee then you will see
And we'll have to fall on our knees

You think its funny to kill and take
Well I think that you've had a psychotic break
'Cause its not normal to laugh at pain
Maybe someone should examine your brain

Killer, you've no soul
Killer, you think you're in control
Killer, you've such a nasty soul
Killer, you must feel so alone

Anyone can...
... take a life
It only takes one...
... idiot with a knife

But its a bigger thrill
When you see you're plan is fulfilled
Then you stand and smirk as you continue to lurk
'Cause it seems like time is frozen still

Do you get it yet?
Or should I try again?
Maybe I'll be more clear
and explain why you have no friends?

When someone spends their time
Perfecting every detail in their minds.
When you get outside and commit the crime
A piece of you will also die.

You think its funny to kill and take
Well I think that you've had a psychotic break
'Cause its not normal to laugh at pain
Maybe someone should examine your brain

Killer, you've no soul
Killer, you think you're in control
Killer, you've such a nasty soul
Killer, you must feel so alone

We don't need to out kill you,
Cuz we can just out think you.
Is that the best you can do?
I've got a cell made just for you!

Killer, you've no soul
Killer, you think you're in control
Killer, you've such a nasty soul
Killer, you must feel so alone

Okay lol
The original song is "Griefer" which is a Minecraft song on YT

Thank you, Jewel.

Poke

Oh no no no
Oh no no no no
No no oh no
No no no no
I can see you shadow in my room
Can’t give back the love I stole from you
It’s to the point where I run away from you
I’m running from you, there’s nothing I can do, oh
There’s nothing to be done, I knew you’d be the one
To be stabbing my heart and taking my head
There is no other one
To remember me when I’m gone
But you won’t forget me
I can see your shadow in my room,
Can’t give back the love I stole from you
It’s to the point where I run away from you
I’m still running from you there’s nothing I can do, oh
There’s nothing to be done, I knew you’d be the one
Stabbing my heart and taking my head
There is no other one
To remember me when I’m gone
But you won’t forget me
You left me on the ground leaving me for dead
I know that you only death
I take prescriptions to make me not afraid
I know it’s not in my head
I have these horrid dreams where I can’t do a thing
Watching you kill me in bed
You were the end of me
The end of everything
And now I’ll really be, dead
I would never do it again
Didn’t want it to end
There goes my life in the wind
I should’ve listened to my friends
Did this in the past
Wanted it to last
You were the reason I won’t be great
I was lost in your dreamy face
Who knew crazy girls had the prettiest face
You gave me my heart on a cold plate
I gave you my heart and you stabbed it with a stake
You stole my heart
You killed me without a break
You stole my heart
You killed me without a break
You stole my heart
You killed me without a break
You stole my heart again
I can see you shadow in my room
Can’t give back the love I stole from you
Its to the point where I run away from you
I’m still running from you there’s nothing I can do, oh
There’s nothing to be done, I knew you’d be the one
Stabbing my heart and taking my head
There is no other one
To remember me when I’m gone
But you won’t forget me
Did this in the past
Wanted it to last
You were the reason I won’t be, great
I was lost in your dreamy face
Who knew crazy girls had the prettiest face
But you won’t forget me

So that’s my parody of Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD

It’s about a phycopathic girlfriend I guess who want revenge or something

Thank you, Poke. To be honest, there should be more parodies about psychopathic girlfriends. I found this funny for whatever reason.

...I swear I'm not a sociopath.

Andrew

Isn't this such
A bloodthirsty night (Woah-Ohh)
their knifes shining like a thousand shining stars
Isn't it scary to know you'll be killed by them (Woah-oh)
Why don't we let Them kill us all in this mansion

Look at this place
Look at your faces
Youre screaming out your lunges begging for mercy
Isn't scary to know you'll be killed by them (Woah-Oh)
Why don't we let them kill us all in this mansion

Look at this place
Look at your faces
Their knifes shining like a thousand shining stars
Why dont we let them kill us all in this mansion
Why dont you let yourself get stabbed in the heart (Woah-Oh)
Why dont we let them kill us all in this mansion

Im going to send you the original song too

Bc idk if you've heard it before

https://youtu.be/MIREK5ZL1jA

Thank you, Andrew.

Collin
EDIT: I forgot the screenshot before, so here it is.

Thank you, Collin. Maybe next time you sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, you should sing it to those lyrics.

You know, to freak everyone out and make you look like a psychopath.

Will (Chu)

Time to go to the mine yeah it's been a long time, yeah but don't dig straight down, it's suicide. Time to go down into my mine for some diamonds Minecraft mi- - ne it is so amazing it is fricking awesome time to mine some diamonds it is so amazing time to mine some diamonds

Looking for diamonds in my cave, no luck so far but I can't give in, then I see something shining with my render distance, It's my Minecraft mine, time to mine some diamonds it is so amazing time to mine some diamonds it's my Minecraft mine it's my Minecraft mine it's my Minecraft mine its my mine

Okay, the parody was supposed to be about MURDER, not Minecraft.

Lmfao Will you twat.

Sigh

Thank you, Will (Chu).

Wait why do you go by Chu in the book anyways

I've always wondered that because you go by Will all the time in the chats

And we have an anonymous confessional that was sent to me early on during the challenge.

I'm sending a confessional and I don't really mind if it goes in the book, as long as my name is safe. I'd rather not have him after me

Basically the alliance is getting harassed by previous contestant, Ace. It's actually extremely annoying, he calls us gay. He constantly continues to swear at us. He was voted off, oh well. Its just a game. What's disheartening and disturbing is the fact that he won't let it go. I'm normally very patient, I don't normally get mad easily. The comments he continues are annoying. We tried to be friendly and we tried to be nice. He keeps saying things, through anonymous messages...

Yeah he was kinda being really salty and it was a little annoying tbh.

And then they sent three screenshots:

I wish there was something we could do.

And then later on Ace apologized (I saw that on the Society's conversation board), so no need to flip out.

And yes I stalk that account

So, later on, more drama erupted.

Like a volcano. They should add those to Minecraft...

So, Andrew sent a screenshot that looked like Mia was some sort of mastermind that was plotting against several contestants.

But when I saw that screenshot in a confessional I was like "wait a second, Mia wouldn't do that..."

And I was right.

Andrew apparently used PhotoShop to edit a screenshot with someone else so that people would target Mia.

Apparently Andrew also backstabbed Jewel by lying to her, and then Jewel left, but came back when Salix reappeared due to her actually getting WiFi.

Lmao I just added her back, Mia did all the work.

So, Jewel, Lira, and Mia were turned against Andrew.

I swear I'm impartial.

Soon after that, the challenge ended.

I had picked Jewel as the winner, even though Poke came in a close second.

So, Jewel had immunity, and the others could vote anyone but her.

Vote me.

Later, in another chat, Jewel brought up what had happened, and she wanted to leave because of all the drama. However, she stayed.

But like what if I wanna be your friend though

Also, I wanna say something.

Time for Life Advice with Naomi!

The true friends are those that stick with you through thick and thin. If someone leaves you when you need help in your darkest hours, they don't deserve you in your brightest days.

The loyal and devoted ones, those that stay by your side no matter what you face and no matter what stupid things you do, are those that you should cherish and have as your friends. A few close friends who will never leave you are better than a lot of friends who will disappear as soon as you desperately need them.

As a rule, just be a good friend and don't leave people when they need you, and chances are that you'll HAVE good friends as a result.

Okay, that's all I wanted to say.

Anyways, I think that's all that happened. Correct me if I'm wrong in the comments, contestants, or below this if you're Salix.

No, you're pretty much right. That concludes our session of Life Advice with Naomi for today.

There should be more sessions

So, eleven people voted. One person had four, and the other had seven. Nobody else voted for anyone else, it was only between Mia and Andrew.

Who was eliminated?

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Glitch.

Jk he did come back though.

AYYYYY MY BRO

Anyway continue.

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Mia.

Her last words will be featured in the next chapter if she sends them.

Update: she did send them.

"Wow I totally didn’t see that coming"

I sense sarcasm.

Just gonna say right now that you had potential, Mia. I wanted you to go far, but it looks like your time comes to an end for this comp. Hope you'll join SKC 3!

(Also haha there's proof I rigged nothing)

Mia's Stats:
Number of Confessionals: 1
Number of Challenges Missed: 2 (geez she was close to being eliminated anyway for missing these)
Votes for her: 7
Place: 15th

Confessionals:
Jewel - 3
Will (Chu) - 2
Collin - 1
Andrew - 1

What will happen next? Will Mia be avenged? Who did the anonymous confessional? Who will die next? Will I ever figure out why Will goes by Chu in the book? And what kind of drama will occur next? Find out next time, on Salix's Murder Mansion!

Random questions because I'm bored

I'm always bored.

Answer in the comments!

Nah.

What are your three best traits?

What are you most proud of?

What's the most courageous thing you've ever done?

What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

If you could choose your own nickname, what would it be?

Using one word, how would you describe your family?

You're welcome, Salix. Now you can watch people answer interesting questions in your notifications.

Alrighty, I'll let her do her commentary now. See ya!

Lmao thanks Naomi. I really appreciate that you wrote this AND hosted for me, but I think I'll take over some things again.

What will I have the contestants endure next? Will Mia be avenged? (O I literally didn't read Nam's closing thingy, this is purely coincidental, truly my daughter) Who will be eliminated next? Will I ever plan my challenges ahead of time? Find out on the next episode of Salix's Murder Mansion!

Don't forget to vote, comment, follow, and keep a lookout for season three whenever this one ends!

SalixEnder03 out

P. S. You can now send me confessionals and votes again, as I will be taking control, but just in case, send the votes to Naomi as well.

SEND ME CONFESSIONALS TOO! I LOVE TO SEE EM