I'm having a panic attack.

we've been driving for idk about two hours? or two days. I've also lost track of time. my mind has been to busy racing to realize anything that's going on.

I turn my head to mr. frog man, who was driving the car and thought to myself, "what the fuck?". ya know? like what are the fucking odds that I'd just be so lucky to get kidnapped by a sexy sexy froggy boy mmmm. gotta love that sexy green forsaken. Am I right, ladies?

we suddenly halt to a stop. "CROAK CROAK CROAK CROAK", said mr. sexy. idk what he said, but whatever it was, it was very very hot and if I had a dick, it would be all the way to the moon right now. 

Im jolted out of my mind when a couple of  slimly little sexy frog fingers graze my face. I look up, my jaw wide open. that's when he unhinges his and croaks up to the sky. Hawt. He closes his frog hole and looks at me expectantly with dem sexy frog eyes. "yes." I say.

Mr. frog man got out of the car and shuts the door harshly. I would be lying if I said I didn't miss the feeling of those wet and smooth finger pads against my bright red skin. I sit there, shocked for a few moments until I hear a loud crash and turn to my right to see that Mr. Frog man broke the passenger window with his godly hands. Which are now, by the way, covered in frog blood. He looked sexy none the less.

I get out the car and stand next to him, looking up at him. he's an easy seven feet taller than me. What a daddy. Am I right, folks? he suddenly starts seizing and rapidly twitching. He then shrinks down and holds the appearance of an old man none other than Alex Trebek. omg how hot. 

"were in the alternate dimension known as Jeop'aredy, my darling." he says in his very fucking sexy Alex Trebek voice. I want him to whisper sweet nothings in my ear before I fall asleep and dream about his sexy old frog-man abs.

Hes staring at me but I don't really notice it until he slaps me in the face with still very sexy but not as sexy as his natural frog man hands old man hands. "ya cunt. I want some mcfucking saltines." then he grabs me and pulls me along into a futuristic building. When we get inside, it's a. blue room. Then I realize, im in the jeopardy game room!

Mr. Alex Trebek shoves me behind a podium. OMG MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE! wOw! Mr. Alsexy Trebesexy gets behind his and introduces the show. 

In conclusion, I ended up passing out right after Megan Fox and Jim Parsons showed up. And also in conclusion, I woke up, back in the car. Was it a dream? I look to the left and see none other than Mr. Sexy Alsexy Mcfuckingjesus Trebeihaveanalextrebekhandfetish in the drivers seat. "I found some saltines. Jim Parsons feet really had that saltiness I was looking for."

Damn I love you.