Sal here!  I'm not really sure why I have to get myself tipsy before I do these tag things, but this is getting to be a habit.  Here I am, halfway through a White Russian (me and my sissy creamy cocktails), typing away at this triple threat update that I have put off for no real reason save that I probably forgot about it till I got a little vodka in me.

In this would-be one shot, I will be answering two (count 'em) tags and showering all you fine lovelies with ITYOTC memes made by some good friends of mine that I just had to share, they're that good.  But first, let's do the tags.  Save the best stuff for last and whatnot.

So this one was from bcpratt, and basically just involves thirteen (I think it was thirteen anyway) facts about Yours Truly.  I didn't know there were thirteen things about me, there still probably aren't, but I will see what I can come up with. Mmmkay?

1. I have a pineapple conure named Cosmo, he is almost two years old and he's the neediest, cutest thing you ever saw.

2. I graduated from college last May.  Yee-haw.

3. I have one brother who is three years my junior.  He will defend Tobey Maguire to the death as the greatest cinematic Spider-Man ever, and God help you if you disagree with him.

4. My mom hates the way Freddie sings- and sometimes (i.e. One Year of Love), I agree with her.

(This is your cue to ride me out of the fandom on a rail.)

5. I have perfect pitch- meaning, I know a note, or what key a song is in, just by hearing it.  It's a great trick for cocktail parties but not much else.

6. I have never seen any of the live action Disney remakes, nor do I want to.  The way I see it, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

7. I have an embarrassingly large collection of Funko Pop figurines.  They are beginning to take over my bookshelf.

8.  I am "Mary Sue"-phobic.

9.  I am probably the only person on Wattpad who has ever played- and beaten- Queen: The eYe, a beautifully hideous computer game from the late 1990s that Brian and Roger would like to believe never happened.

10.  I do not drink sodas usually- and when I do, it's maybe one sip at work, and no more.

11.  I have not seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show yet- but I did just watch Beavis and Butthead Do America this last week.  It's all about priorities you see.

12.  John Lennon is my least favorite Beatle- and Ringo is my most.

13.  I have had an "obsession" with Freddie Mercury for almost ten years now.  I am not proud of that, I really honestly wish I could have gone batty over Keanu Reeves or Bradley Cooper or something- but it is what it is, and it's made for quite a silly little series, which you guys have kept alive.  And I do thank you, as always, for being that inspiration.

RIGHT!  Second tag, courtesy of msmayharold:

1. Favorite Queen member fanfics on Wattpad?

All of them.  Seriously.  I am so not copping out here so I don't hurt anyone's feelings.  Definitely not.  Nope.  And it definitely doesn't have anything to do with the White Russian I've almost finished.  No way.  No how. No.

2. One thing I would say to Freddie if I could?

"May I kiss you on the cheek?  I know you don't know me, and everything, and I'm probably never going to see you again, but I would really just love to run my fingers through your hair and peck your cheek.  I hope that's okay."

3.  Marry, Snog, and Kill, Queen wise?

John is taken, so he's off limits.  So with that in mind: marry Freddie, snog Roger, kill Brian. This is not a threat, Dr. May.  I repeat.  NOT. A. THREAT.  It's a game.  Put your soapbox away and calm down.

4.  If I had a time machine, what Queen era would I visit?

See In the Year of the Cat, chapter 3.

5.  One question for each of the band members

John: "Are Sammy and Steve related?"
Roger: "Do you ever think back over your wild success as a rock star, with all the parties and women and fame, and think to yourself, 'Man, I shoulda been a dentist after all'?"
Brian: "How many badgers would I have to save to get you to cut your hair?"
Freddie: "Are you doing anything later?"

6. One member to meet if I could and why

This one is actually hard, no joke.  For the sake of originality, I would have to say John.  I would love to just shake his hand and smile at him.  Not much else, because I wouldn't want to crowd him - he gets enough unwanted attention already, especially lately- but he seems like such a special guy.  Besides, anyone who stumps Brian deserves their own wing in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

7.  I am married to any member of Queen, who is it, and describe a day in the life

I choose Brian, just so I can hide his phone somewhere in the house and watch in evil delight as he spends all day looking for it.

(I really am a mean drunk.)

8.  Favorite photos of the individual boys

It was fairly hard to pick just one of this guy, but I always get such a feeling when I look at this photo, so we'll use this one:

9. Favorite Queen song

Uhhhh... I don't know.  I have a bunch.  March of the Black Queen is always a winner, as is Teo.  Let's do those guys.

10. Least Favorite Queen album

Innuendo.  I'll just leave it at that.

11.  Favorite all member Queen photo

Okay, fellas, tag time!

commonkillerqueen
nastyspaghetti
2019year
enka90
mishamisha67
mothermercury3990
Nat666195
Ravenaaaa
EmmaMercury97
spirit_fire
ericadavila22
TheDarkLord08
ThatGayInTheCorner
freddiemerqwerty
hadorii
EmilyCain9
Apheistas1
theblinkingpersian

Okay, now for the good stuff. ;)

I would like to please direct your attention to these fantastic ITYOTC memes made by the one and only bcpratt:

And who doesn't love a fabulous Elmo meme, courtesy of the great and wonderful @Apheistas1:

And last but not least, because I can take a little ribbing too:

I love you too, dearie. XD

Anyway, that's that. Hope you enjoyed, hope you're still awake, and thank you for reading to the end, those of you who made it! I will try and have the next chapter finished by the end of the week. No promises, but I'll sure do what I can. ❤