Today was a good day to go shopping, it wasn't too hot or humid, and there was a slight breeze. Sighing happily as you shifted through the open market stalls getting what you needed and then some. Heading to the jam and sweets stall you spotted the last all natural jar of honey. 'Jino's been eating a lot of honey lately, I better get her this so she doesn't cry.' You thought remembering how loud her whooping could get. After purchasing everything, something caught the corner of your eye. Turning to it you saw Saitama roaming through the produce with a small list in hand. Adjusting the bags in your hand to your arm you made your way over to him. Taking out your notepad ~Hey been awhile. How are the flowers I gave you? You wrote smiling when he noticed you. "Oh hey, they're fine Genos and I've been following your list of how to take care of them. You shop here to?" Saitama said pointing to your bags. Nodding ~Yeah I've been coming here since I was little with I'm parents. This place has the freshest produce in my opinion. Do you need help finding anything? You wrote with a smile hearing him hum before nodding "Genos had to go to a meeting today so I'm stuck buying food alone this time." Saitama said letting you look through his grocery list.

Food list

Milk

Beef

Green beans

Onion

Celery

Carrots

Garlic

Potatoes

Nodding as you finished reading through the list and glancing at the basket in Saitama's hand with a few of the items on the list. ~So are you guys planning on making beef stew? If so I'm good friends with almost all of the stall owners and could get you double for the regular price. You wrote handing him your bags as you took his basket and lead him around to your regularly visited stalls. After buying everything on his list, you and Saitama left with almost twenty two shopping bags. "You weren't lying, those guys really must like you if they give you such great deals. And thanks for helping me." Saitama said smiling at you. Shaking your head ~It's fine, I don't mind helping you. Your a really cool and strong guy. Plus you've saved my life a few times now, this is the last I could do. You wrote giving him a closed eyed smile. As the two of you were walking you got an uneasy feeling up your spine. Looking behind and around yourself you had gotten Saitama's attention "What are you doing, is there something wrong?" He asked glancing around. Turning to him with a small frown ~It's nothing, I just feel like we're being watched or something. You wrote looking behind yourself again. Stopping at your note before quickly picking you up and jumping out of an explosive kunais attack Saitama looked in the direction it came from. Gripping onto his sweatshirt as a creepy laugh reached your ears "So you have a girlfriend now? You're just giving yourself a weakness and that's not a good idea you know." A voice said out of nowhere, looking around to find its owner, Saitama put you down "She's not my girlfriend, she's just one of my fans I run into a lot." He said looking up on top of a lamppost. Following his line of sight you saw a tall slim boy with the creepiest smile you've ever saw on his face. Taking the bags from Saitama you backed away as both looked ready for a fight. Watching nervously as the boy vanished in a blink of an eye the hairs on your right stood on end making you jump and gasp seeing a black diamond shaped blade coming towards you. Flinching as the kunai was stopped just a few inches from your face by Saitama holding the guys wrist before flinging him across the street. Hearing the creepy laugh again you hid behind Saitama as the raven haired boy bounced off the wall land leaped at the bald hero with a sword out and at the ready. Closing your eyes and crouching so you wouldn't get hurt or be in the way, you heard something break then a large crashing sound making you jump. Feeling a have touch your back lightly you opened your eyes to see Saitama holding his hand out for you. Taking his hand and looking at the small crater in the street you blinked at the body in the middle with available punch mark in his stomach. ~He's not dead is he? You wrote looking at the guy as you nudged him with your foot. Picking up the bags "I don't think so, he's always trying to fight me. I wouldn't worry to much about it." He said straightening up with all the bags, turning to him you nodded taking your bags ~Well you saved me again. And since you live so far why do you come over to my house for a drink? You wrote pointing in the direction of your home. Thinking for a bit then nodding "Why not, free food." Saitama mumbled following you. Getting your keys out you used and opened your front door ignoring the large claw marks on the side of your house. "When did that happen?" Saitama asked looking from the marks to the inside of your home. Putting the bags down you pulled out another pair of slippers ~That happened before I moved in. The family moved out and left everything so when this place was up for auction I bought it immediately cause I like this neighborhood. And I actually like those marks that add character to this place. You scribbled handing the notebook over to your guest as Jino wriggled her way over making happy whooping noises. Smiling you picked her up and carried her like a baby as you took your shopping bags to the kitchen. Walking in behind you Saitama looked around the clean and spacause home "Wait they put houses up for auction? When have they done that?" He asked glancing at you before sitting on the couch. After putting Jino down you organized everything keeping the honey with you and grabbed a soda with a plate with some snacks walking over to the lounging male you handed him, his drink and put the snakes down on the table ~Yeah it's actually pretty common in this city. Just look up a street and see if a house is up for auction. Normally the residents abandon their apartments or homes wanting to get away from all the monsters. I've actually talked to the people who lived here and they said I could keep everything. You wore feeling your baby bee trying to crawl up your leg. Nodding at he opened his drink "That's cool, so you live her by yourself then with your weird pet?" Saitama asked watching you pick up Jino before poking the larvae making you huf and push his hand away. ~Yeah I got this house pretty cheap so I don't need help paying for it. And her name is Jino, thank you very much. You wrote opening the honey and dipping a syringe into it as the larvae on your lap started to squeal wanting food. Humming and eating some of the snacks "These are pretty good. Did you make them?" He asked taking another one. Smiling with a nod ~Yeah I did. So I got a question for you. Why are you in such a low class in the Hero Association? You easily measure up to an S class. You jotted down while carefully feeding Jino. Watching him shrug as he took a swig of his drink "Dunno a lot of people undermine me. But I don't really care, I'm a hero for fun anyways." He said as you turned on the T.V. to see the news talking about that one guy that attacked the both of you. Nodding you looked down to see Jino trying to eat the syringe making you roll your eyes (Jeez you eat so freaking much.) You thought before writing something real quick. ~Hold her for a sec. As you got up handing the squishy bug to the surprised bald male. Running to grab a bowl you poured some of the honey into it before for running back to see a very awkward Saitama holding his knees up with his hand on either side of the larvae so she wouldn't roll of his lap. Snickering a bit you put the bowl down and took the baby bee from his lap and placed her next to the honey filled bowl ~You looked so worried holding her. You could've just put her next to you. You scribbled chuckling a bit, avoiding your eyes "Yeah well you forgot how strong I am. I could've killed her." He said standing up and rubbing the back of his neck. Shrugging with a smile ~I didn't forget. I just trusted you to hold Jino for a bit while I got a bowl to feed her better. And look she's perfectly fine, messy but fine all together. You wrote looking down at the messy eater then back up at the male in front of you. Glancing between you and Jino Saitama noded when his phone when off. Watching as he took it out "Hey Genos is out of his meeting. Guess I'll start heading home. Thanks for inviting me over, I'll see you around when ever we run into each other." He said walking to the door and picking up his bags. Opening the door for him ~It was nice having you over. Don't break anything on your way home Caped Baldy. You wrote snickering at the hero's name as he groaned surrender something under his breath about the name as he waved walking down the street.

I promise this story isn't dead! I just nnnn Harry Potter has my attention at the moment.