A/N: Big fan of Saints Row, but I thought the ending and the following DLC to the 4th game was very bland given the series. Anyway, this will be an alternate take on what could've happened, and frankly, the Saints deserve it.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!", came the angered cry of a male voice as a loud wet sound was heard.

... Oh, you lost, well let me explain;

Years ago, the leader to the infamous gang known as the Third Street Saints was on a stealth mission to save America. After stopping a nuclear missile from destroying the White House, the boss became President of the whole country. Soon, the world is invaded by an alien race called the Zin, who start abducting people across the globe. It was not long until the boss was taken and put into a simulation nightmare, like the rest of humanity.

But with the help of his crew, he escaped and soon saved other members, even one they had long thought dead. While they were saved, it wasn't without it's sacrifices, the planet Earth being destroyed out of spite. Revenge in mind, the boss gears up with an army's worth of weapons and a suit of power armor. In it, he obtained the powers he had in the simulation in order to take on the leader of the Zin Empire.

This leads us to what just happened, where the boss had taken down the leader, named Zinyak. That last scream was the boss taking off the alien's head, spine intact, Mortal Kombat style.

With the leader dead, the boss dropped his head and stepped on the man's thrown where he takes control. As he sat down, multiple robot drones, named C.I.Ds, swarmed him as clear blue screens popped up. On them showed the entire Zin empire bowing in respect towards their new supreme leader.

"I could get used to this", the boss said to himself as he got comfortable in his new thrown, a smug grin under his helmet.

"You gotta be fuckin kidding me", a female voice said as she and many others walked into the room.

She was one of many gang members to the Saints, though she's a little bitchy at times, to everyone, for no reason. Her name was Shaundi, one of the oldest members beside the boss and a few others, but was still tough.

"Keep what you kill, it's a classic", a somewhat sarcastic voice said as another girls stepped forward.

She was slightly shorter then the rest with strawberry blonde hair and glasses, her name was Kenzie, one of the smartest in the group. As she stepped in, many others, mostly male, came into the light with the same type of blues jumpsuit. Before it gets complicated, let's go down the list;

Pierce Washington, Matt Miller, Asha Odakar, Benjamin 'Mother-fucking' King, Keith David, CID, and Johnny Gat.

"So do I get a man servant or what?", the boss asked the group, some laughing at his joke, while the more mature ones rolled their eyes.

Stepping behind from the thrown was another Zin, though was crouching in fear as he had a nervous smile on his face.

"Your excellency, I'm Zinjai, your personal steward", the Zin said with a bow, the boss slightly liking the praise. But at the moment, there more pressing matters than boosting his own ego, that can wait till later.

"Alright ZJ, I need you to level with me, how technologically advanced are the Zin?", the boss asked.

"In our experience, we are the most technologically advanced culture in the known universe.", Zinjai explained.

"Zinyak told a friend of mine that he could restore the Earth, was he lying?", the boss asked, hoping for some good news. The rest had also leaned in an anticipation, hoping for the same good news the Boss wanted.

"No sir, the Earth has been atomized and sent to storage, though Zinyak told your companion to mess with him", Zinjai said.

Keith looked pissed hearing that, "So he just told him so that we would distrust each other and ultimately fail against him?", Kinzie asked.

"Worry about that later, he's been through enough, Zinjai, how long would it take to bring back Earth?", the boss asked, sounding annoyed.

"While it can be done, it hasn't been very often, so it will take some time to make sure Earth is perfect.

If our machines work around the clock, it should take 2-3 Earth weeks", Zinjai explained, hoping the group will be satisfied with that. They were, as everyone, aside from the boss, began cheering like it was New Years, thanking God and what not.

"YES, yeah baby, we're goin' home!", Pierce cheered as he waved his hat in the air, "Cheers mates!", Matt said with happiness.

Ben just smiled as he held onto Keith for support, the entire experience becoming very tiring for the old timer.

"Thank God above", Asha said as she placed a calming hand over her heart, "I'll say", Shaundi said, also relieved.

"I'll be happy when we're on a planet other than this ship", CID said with a plain voice as he hovered above Shaundi.

"Hey, ZJ", the boss said to the servant, "Will all humans who weren't on board be revived as well?", he asked, the alien nodding.

"Yes, do not worry, it will be as if it never happened and they will be at full health", Zinjai explained.

The boss smiled as he remembered his friends and members that were lost when the world was destroyed. 'Angle, Oleg, Viola, Zemos, Josh, everyone, we're coming home', the boss thought with a fond smile.

*EEEEEEEEEIII!!!!!*

Everyone jumped as they looked in the direction where the girly squeal came from, that of a blushing Kinzie.

"Did you just-?", the boss started, "No, no I did not, you're hearing things", Kinzie said quickly as she ran out the room.

...

"O~k, that just happened", Shaundi said, incredibly confused, "Didn't know the girl had it in her", Pierce said, "Rather surprising indeed", Keith added.

"Alright, well that's unimportant, now we gotta focus on the game plan for when Earth is restored", the boss said as he walked down the steps and stood before his crew.

"Of course, what's the plan?", Matt asked, "And please be a real plan this time", Ben said with a groan.

"Yeah I have a plan, and it's a simple one, so just shut up and listen", the boss ordered, the rest following.

"Cool, Matt, you're gonna find Kenzie, where ever she is, and help the Zin with the prices to bring Earth back", the boss ordered.

"Of course, right away", Matt said as he left the room to look for the other and only tech geek.

"Pierce, you and Shaundi are in charge of waking and dressing the other humans trapped in this ship, get some Zin to help", the boss said.

"You got it", Shaundi said, "Ooh, this'll be fun", Pierce said as he and Shaundi left the room.

"Ben, Keith, you get some Zin to follow as you get the humans Pierce and Shaundi help into separate ships. You're in charge of making sure they get home in their parts of th globe", the boss explained.

"Now THAT'S a plan", Ben said with a smile, "Yes, a good one too", Keith added as they both left.

"CID, I want you to go into the simulation and make sure the other humans aren't trapped like we all were. If you face any trouble, ask some Zin to fish them out", the boss said to the one-eyed drone.

"Very well, let's just hope it won't come to that", CID said, still having a strong dislike towards the Zin.

"Asha, go and tell the troops who's now in charge and get them into shape. They're not much of a challenge for us but I want them to be." The boss said, the MI6 soldier saluting and leaving without a word.

"Johnny, you're in charge of checking the armory, find any and all guns the Zin have and bring them to the others. Oh also, if you want, get yourself a power armor, it's fucking awesome", the boss said to his best friend.

Johnny grinned as a murderous glint passed over his glasses, "Well happy birthday to me, and maybe I will", Johnny said as he began leaving.

"Hey, Johnny", the boss said, Johnny stopping and turning around, "It's great to have ya back man", the boss said.

Johnny just smiled, "Hey man, don't worry, I'm not going anywhere", Johnny said as he finally left.

"Now, ZJ, is there anything else I should know about now that I'm the leader?", the boss asked.

"Well, Zinyak did have a secret room where he kept his most prized possessions hidden", Zinjai said, a bit nervous. "Alright, take me there, I wanna see what I now own", the boss said as he and the alien left the now empty thrown room.

What he doesn't know is that room will hold something that'll change the Saints forever.

A/N: So yeah, that's chapter one, more to come, and hopefully you all enjoyed and will come back for more.