(Hometown/Name) (Home Country/name) 10:28PM

A taxi car was upside down with a shattered window and in the backseat is y/n dazed and wounded as he slowly opening his eyes

"How did this happen?"

y/n's vision was blurry as he was upside down on his seat with the seatbelt holding him, blood dripping from a bloody cut on his forehead.

"I remember I was in a taxi heading home when a car crashed into us"

he sees broken glass on the ground and the dead driver who's head was very blooded enough to die from blood loss, and the oil from the taxi is spilling on the ground and the other car had crashed into a power pole.

"Did I deserve this for review bombing saint's woke reboot? and said the first version of cyberpunk 2077 had better characters then the those woke dick bags?"

then bended power pole's power box was damaged and begins to emit sparks that have ignited the oil.

y/n tries to unbuckle his seatbelt to was weak.

"Well some may call it Karma for badmouthing saint's row and celebrate it's Closure but to those who complained that I liked the old saints row games, I have this to say"

the fire has reached the fuel tank

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/9EWgvGBGxTk

(Choose the voice saying the line)

BOOM!

The taxi exploded killing y/n inside.

https://youtu.be/-ZGlaAxB7nI

Then y/n sees himself standing alone in the abyss

y/n: huh never thought heaven looked so dark.

then a bright light shined on him

(Replace gat with y/n)

God: You're here good.

Y/n: Um hey god? is that you?

God: Yes and your wondering what happened?

y/n: Yeah I died and I believe it was karma.

God: well your incorrect it's a natural cause by a drink driver he's in hell being torn apart by hell horses.

Y/n: heh good to know, so what happens now?

God: well since you died i was supposed to judge you if you are going to heaven or hell but since you look like a good kid I'll give you a choice.

Then a book appeared and y/n grabbed.

God: now here's the deal, if you want to go to heaven turn to page 31, if you feeling daring and be send into hell and possibly become the new ruler turn to page 13, if you want to reincarnated back to earth but doing so will lose your memories of a previous life turn to page 124, if you wanted to be send to a alternate universe and bring anything of your choosing turn to page 62, If you wanted to know what is the meaning of life turn to page 248.

Y/n: whoa hang on is this against any universal laws?

God: of course not I'm god after all, now chose your option.

Y/n was bewildered of the choices that he was offered, but the fourth option seems better.

So he turned to page 62 and showed god.

God: huh good choice alright to get started write on this sheet of paper on what you want to bring and where you want to go.

a sheet of paper appeared including a table with a pen so y/n started writing, after a couple of minutes and painstaking double checking he finished.

y/n: done here.

the paper begins to float towards the light.

God: Hmm Cyberpunk gear and pre-reboot saint's row universe? good choice, it's a shame it became woke and is going on a downward spiral, and don't worry about someone restarting the universe I'll keep you and anyone you loved as the same if the reboot happens.

Y/n: wow thanks

God: no problems and don't worry about the spawn location I got you covered now don't puke your guts out.

y/n: wait what?

then he gets sucked in by a portal above him.

god: good luck kid.

SAINT ROW UNIVERSE PRE-REBOOT, STILLWATER SAINT'S ROW 7:00PM 

A homeless man goes bin diving then finds a unopened beer bottle

Hobo: hehe nice

he opens the lid and drinks it then a sphere of energy appeared as trash flies around the ground burned a small crater.

when it faded away y/n stands up but puked from the trip.

Y/n: (Gags) Oh god that was awful.

he spits out the bile then looks up to see a hobo with a shocked face holding a beer bottle

Y/n: Umm hey there

The hobo looks at him then at the bottle and he throws it away and walks away never drinking again.

Y/n: huh hang on.

He sees a broken mirror he goes in front of it and sees himself

(Check the bio if you forget)

he was wearing V's outfit from E3 but the jacket lens glowed purple but the back of the jacket was blank and his shirt was his favourite one.

y/n whistle admiring himself, then he checks his cybernetics and grinned after seeing his chrome.

and has the Malorian Arms 3516 in his holster.

Y/n: Haha Fuck yeah this is awesome, but I wonder where I am?

he walks out of the ally way and sees the Icon place of the saints row series.

Y/n: whoa the old church, it brings back good memories about this game, i wonder what the boss will look like?

so headed to the place where it began

Saint's row random street  7:30PM

Y/n leaning on the wall where a man is selling watches and a hooker is at, he's waiting for the playa to arrive but nowhere to be seen.

Y/n: Come on where the hell are you?

it's been past 30 minutes and no sign of the playa.

Then he get's a message from god?

God: hey buddy it's me god.

Y/n: prove it.

God: You died in a car accident.

Y/n: Oh It's really you, btw where's the playa? they should be here.

God: Yeah she be here at any moment, After you two Survive, I'll hook you up a safehouse

Then god stop texting.

Y/n: Huh about time... what she?

so he looks and saw her walked past him.

Y/n: whoa she's look so pretty, I thought the playa would be a male.

as she walked past y/n the seller sees her and tries to sell her watches.

Seller: Watches! I got watches here! Yo! Hey girl, this shit'd cost you 600 dollars in the store! 

Playa: no thanks

Seller: aw Whatever. watches!

she walk past the seller then a hooker catcalled her.

Hooker: Hey sweety I can show you a good time...

but before she can decline her they heard the vice kings near the rollerz graffiti tag.

Vice king thug 1: Oh hell No!

Vice king thug 2: Man fuck the rollerz!

Vice king Thug 3: Levar! You gonna let these bitches disrespect us?!

Levar: Shit, what you think?

he begins spraying on the tag then the rollerz arrived.

Rollzer thug 1: Fuck you think your're doin'?

Vice king thug 2: Jus' bein, civic minded, is all.

Rollzer thug 2: That so?

Vice king thug 3: Yeah some dumb ass cracka went sand shit on this wall, and we jus' cleanin' it up.

then he was hit by a baseball bat, then lavar knocks him down, he dodge a punch from a rollzer thug and spray in his face.

the thug cried in pain as a rollzer got up and ran away and lavar chased after him.

the vice thug kept on punching the last rollzer thug.

lavar throws the can and hitting the running rollzer thug in the back of the head and ran past the female playa.

then a red car with 4 people parked near them and pull out their guns it's the Los Carnales gang.

Los carnales thug: Hector says "Buenas noches..."

Vice thug 3: Shit!

then the rollzer and vice thugs began shooting at the los carnales, two members of the gang got killed and once the carnales reloaded lavar ran to him and shot him but was gunned down.

then the same rollzer thug ran away came back with an AK47 and start shooting, the female playa and the hooker ran away from the gunfire.

rollzer thug: Fucker!

he manged to hit the driver and cause the car to accelerate and towards the female playa.

Y/n: SHIT!

With no hesitation he turns on his sandevistan.

https://youtu.be/44-Gj59UU-w

the world slows down as y/n ran to the playa and grabs her out of the way.

when the cyberware turns off the world resume and the car crashes into the wall and the playa was shocked and breathless.

Playa: What the fuck?! What just happened?!

y/n: Hey calm down take a deep breath your safe.

Playa: how? I was over there then I'm here... how?

Y/n: I tell you later come on let's get out of here.

Playa: Y-yeah.

y/n helps her up on her feet but a rollzer thug with the AK gunned down the carnale thug but was shot in the head a last vice king thug then sees the two and points his gun at them.

y/n pull her behind him.

Y/n; hey look man, we want no trouble man. 

Vice king thug: Don't care mothafucka, your girl here will make good use with her mouth, but as for you fool? wrong time wrong place dog. 

Y/n: oh now you fucked up cunt.

then mantis blades emerge from his arms

Vice king thug: Yo?! what the fuck?!

y/n dodges the bullet and slice his arm off. 

the thug screams as he hold his bleeding stub.

then cut both of his knees as he felled down.

y/n grabs his shirt

Vice king thug: No please man I'm sorry.

Y/n: what was it you said? Wrong time wrong place? well wrong fucking choice prick.

y/n raised the blade while the thug begs desperately and slice his head off.

y/n stands up flicking the blood off the blade and retract back into his arm, he turns around to see her shocked.

Playa: HOLY SHIT YOUR A CYBORG!

Y/n: yeah sorry if I scared you.

Playa: Well a little bit but thanks for protecting me.

Y/n: no problem let's get out of here, before more come.

???: You both alright?

y/n grabs his Malorian and spins around aiming at the person who spoke.

It's the leader of the 3rd streets saints, Julius Little

and next to him is the Undercover cop, Troy

Troy Bradshaw

when y/n aims at them Julius put his hands out.

Y/n: Hey back off.

Julius: whoa kid just calm down, we're not going to hurt you.

Y/n: yeah? Well this cunt tried to waste us despite not donning any colour. so forgive me for not trusting you. 

they looked at the corpse and paled at the brutal death.

Julius: Yeah... I saw that, Look I promise you both we're not the bad guys.

(Y/n knew what Julius will do in the future but hey at least he could change the future)

Y/n puts away the pistol.

Y/n: fine.

Julius: Thanks playa.

Troy: Julius let's move.

y/n helps the female playa up as they walked away from the crime scene when the crashed car blows up.

then they set her down.

Julius: That don't look so bad, you should be fine. The name's Julius, That's troy.

Troy: Hey.

y/n: sup.

Julius: The Row Ain't safe no more. We got gangs fightin' over shit that ain't theirs, and you both in the way. They don't care if you representin' or not.

Troy: Julius, this is no time to recruit...

Julius: We need all the help we can get son.

Troy: No' we need to get our asses outta here!

Julius: In a minute! Look, the Row's got a problem. But for now go and get some rest. Come to the church when you both wanna be a part of the solution.

they got off and left.

y/n: well glad that's over you alright choom?

Playa: Yeah, (Yawns) hey can I crash at your place? just had a fight with my parents.

y/n: um yeah sure, so what's your name I'm y/n.

Emily: Emily and thanks for letting me stay...

she dose off in his arms, then he gets notifications that the safehouse and garage is available, so y/n calls for a car and a unsprayed Qundra type 66 arrived.

Y/n: whoa nice.

y/n lifts her up and place her in the passenger seat and got in the driver seat.

then the waypoint pops up showing the way to y/n's crib

he turns on the engine and drove off.

but unknown to him a man with a camcorder recorded everything.

Stranger: Holy shit that was awesome!

TIMESKIP

Atlantis Avenue 8:20 PM

y/n drove into vice kings territory where the crip is located, but thankful the crip has a garage so he doesn't have to park outside, y/n drives inside and park, y/n lifts Emily up and takes her to his new home by elevator.

y/n with Emily enter a hallway and the waypoint is pointing to number 77, when he enter he sees his new home.

Y/n: (Whistle) Fucking A.

y/n search for the bedroom and enters it and he tucks Emily in the bed, after that he lays down on the couch.

Y/n: (Yawns) Finally I can get some sleep.

he dozes off on the couch and by tomorrow he'll join the saints.

TBC ( properly could be very late on it)