Chapter 1: Panic
A Super Saiyan has shattered the south galaxy.
"No! No, it's all gone!" King Kai thought. His monkey, Bo Bo, danced around him in panic because he also knew what was going on.
"Just as I feared.... We've got to do something, our galaxy is next!" he said.
West City
The sun was shining and cherry blossom petals were falling from the sky. West City was the location where the couple was and they seemed to be on an important trip, or at least the wife thought it was very important, more than the husband.
"Goku! Pay attention!" Chichi said. "This is the parent interview section, remember we are being tested to make sure that we provide a healthy, educational environment for our son."
"But Gohan and everyone else went out to the country to have a picnic, even Galaxia went! And I really wanted to go too." Goku said. "Do you think we can go afterward?"
"I doubt it, Goku, at this pace, it could take another two hours. Chichi said.
"What? Two hours? This suit is so stiff and uncomfortable, this is not my look Chichi." Goku complained while trying to move his arms around in the expensive suit he was wearing.
Chichi bursts out in a fit of annoyance. "This private school is one of the finest schools in the world! Gohan might just get accepted if you can manage to behave for two lousy hours and answer a few routine questions!" Goku backed up and so did a few of the parents behind him from being scared of Chichi.
"Ok, let's practice again, what are your hobbies?" Chichi asked.
"Umm a hobby is something you like, right? To fight powerful opponents of course." Goku said.
"No, you can't say that! You say my hobbies are reading and sports." Chichi reprimanded.
"But I don't even own a book." Goku said, causing Chichi to grunt.
In the Country
In a very open meadow where there were cherry blossom trees spread out throughout the land, there was a simple picnic area with a group of people. One of the people was an old man who was most likely drunk, due to his cheeks being red and his obnoxious behavior. Master Roshi was trying to balance plates on sticks while the stick was in his mouth.
"This is what happens when you go and hide one of his magazines." Balma says, with baby Trunks squealing in delight in her arms.
On the picnic blanket was Galaxia. Wearing a lime green dress, she sat next to Gohan with a nervous smile on her face. Gohan notices his aunt's look and taps Galaxia on the shoulder.
"Are you alright Aunt Galaxia?" Gohan asked. Galaxia turned towards Gohan and sighed.
"Yeah, I'm fine. It's just.... I don't understand what's going on in that old man's head. I mean, this "Special Talent" he's doing is, in his mind, just a way to get my attention, which, news flash, I'm too young for him!"She rants. Gohan was about to say something, but Galaxia continued. "And if that's not bad enough...." She looks at Master Roshi, who winks at her flirtatiously, much to her horror. "He's so drunk." She finishes, her voice shaking in the end.
Krillin looked at her with sympathy. "I know Galaxia. Trust me, Me and Goku had to deal with a lot of Master's pervertedness while we were under his training when we were just kids." Krillin said embarrassingly.
Back to Goku & Chichi
"Alright Goku, there's only a few parents in front of us and then it will be our turn." Chichi said while trying to look past the other groups of parents.
"Chichi, I'm really hungry." Goku said. "You're always hungry." Chichi stated, "Ok, one last time." Chichi deepens her voice to act like she's a man asking Goku a question. "So Goku, what are some of your hobbies?"
"I'm supposed to say I like reading and sports, is that right?"
"That's correct." Chichi said, "So can you tell me some of your favorite words?"
"Favorite words?" Goku asked as he put his finger on his chin. "I can't really think of any favorite words that I like, but I can name thousands of my favorite foods." He puts his hand on his stomach.
Chichi growled. "Will you stop fooling around Goku, these people are going to laugh at us!" Chichi yelled.
"Friendship, effort, victory!" Chichi exclaimed. "You must use these words, Goku, it's very important."
"Oh I see, it's some kind of lying contest, isn't it?" Asked Goku.
Chichi groaned. "Oh, I think I'm starting to get a headache."
"Well, then we should go home then." Goku's tone sounded like he was totally careless.
"NO! WE CANNOT!" Chichi shouted back.
Once again, Goku and a few other parents began to back up from Chichi. "Hey buddy, it might be a good idea to do what the lady says." the man behind him says before falling backward.
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