Grape Gremlin: I SWEAR TO GOD HE ISN'T A TOASTER!

Keeboard: wut- whut did I walk in on?!
Grape Gremlin: ANSWER ME! YOU'RE HOOMAN AREN'T U?
Keeboard: wut- you mean Human?
Grape Gremlin: yee

Coffee Addict: ... time to die.
Keeboard: WAIT SAIHARA NO-
Grape Gremlin: u so gay
Keeboard: wait- WHAT NO- I'M NOT- UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Coffee Addict: .... **happy noises** someone knows I exist and understands I'm in pain!

Keeboard: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Coffee Addict: wait- is you a hooman?
Keeboard: WHAT-

*MakeACatPun*: ...
*MakeACatPun* has gone offline

Keeboard: maybeeeeeeeeeeeee- no. I'm a robot.

Robot Molester: no you're a hooman I saw you earlier in the kitchen. Dumbass-

Keeboard: shit-

Coffee Addict: ....what do you look like then?!
Keeboard: uhh- here- 

Keeboard: there-
Pianobest: HOLY FUCK SHUICHI IS DYING OF A NOSE BLEED WHAT HAPPENED-
Keeboard: WHAT- CAN I COME OVER TO HELP?
Pianobest: figured out why- he's just gay