MONDAY, 18:09

Sad Boy Hours

Piri~
good evening my fellow soldiers

Piri~
i've come bearing an important question

Sungjin
which is?

Piri~
hold on everyone's gotta be here

Youngk
what?

Jae
👀

Dowoon
wonpil cOme oN

Piri~
okay

Piri~
who wants to come to my birthday party that's this saturday?

Dowoon
ME!!!

Youngk
🤦‍♂️ you seriously got me all nervous about this question for NOTHING

Youngk
and i'll go if jae doesn't go

Piri~
i thought you hated me too?

Youngk
i hate a lot of things ABOUT you, not you as a person (:

Jae
well sucks to be you i guess, because i'm definitely going

Sungjin
yeh me too

Youngk
well, have fun without me then lol idc anyway

Sungjin
or you could come and ignore your inner shit self

Youngk
no thx, i'd rather stay at home

Sungjin
you're so difficult hhhhhh

Youngk
lol ok

— NEW MESSAGE FROM: DOWOONIE —
(sungjin's phone)

Dowoonie
seriously, sungjin...why are you friends with an asshole like younghyun?

Me
he's a lot more than what he seems deep down...

Me
i've known him for many many years. he's actually a really good person

Me
just don't judge him too much

Dowoonie
well what else am i supposed to assume about him when he's CLEARLY shown he's a shitty person

Me
i understand.

Me
just, don't get TOO angered over him, okay? trust me, dowoon.

Dowoonie
i always have, and i always will.

Me
thank you

Sad Boy Hours

Jae
hello?? did everyone just die or smth

Dowoon
only inside

Piri~
me too

Dowoon has changed their nickname to LGTB

Youngk
you spelled lgbt wrong. either way why is ur name that .... gross 🤮

LGTB
it stands for 'let's get this bread', actually

LGTB
also if ur so homophobic why would u care/know how lgbt is spelled??? lol

Youngk
...i'm not stupid.

Jae
you sure seem like it

Youngk
~go fuck yourself~

Jae
nah

Jae
i'd rather u fuck me instead (;

Youngk
u know what, i don't even care anymore

Youngk
say what you want 🤠

Piri~
can we get back to the original topic

Sungjin
yes please

Piri~
okay so

Piri~
only you three are coming, i have no other friends

Piri~
it'll be a fun time (((((:

Jae
what typa food we havin

Piri~
probably just pizza and other snacks ?

Jae
fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭

LGTB
what?

Jae
i'm lactose intolerant so i can't eat the pizza 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Piri~
so you just never eat pizza?

Jae
no i do i just order vegan pizza bc it's fake cheese ): it doesn't taste as good, though 😭😭😭😭

Youngk
quit crying over it

Jae
stfu yOu dOnt uNdeRsTaNd

Jae
i love dairy products so much

Jae
when i found out i can't eat em anymore my heart BROKE </3

Piri~
at least there's alternatives for everything

Jae
but they all taste like trash ❌

Jae
anywho will there be chips???

Piri~
definitely hahaha

Jae
GOOD i love chips

Youngk
you seem to like food a lot.

Jae
yes, i do. all i do is inhale food

Youngk
then how the hell are you still stick skinny

Youngk
cant fucking relate

Jae
1. genetics
2. weight is distributed differently depending on ur height and i'm like 6'2
3. i DO exercise u know
4. shut it being thicc isn't bad

Piri~
5'9 squad gang gang

Jae
short

Piri~
YOURE ONLY LIKE 5 INCHES TALLER 😡😡

Jae
if ur shorter than me ur short

Youngk
hold up what the fuck is 'thicc'????

Jae
it's what u are

Youngk
whatever the fuck that means i don't wanna be a part of it

Jae
too bad, my thiccy boi

Sungjin
jae pls 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Jae
😜

Youngk
what the fuck

you calling me fat? also i'm a boy????
curves = nonexistent

Jae
no )//: i'm playing w u don't get so butt hurt

Youngk
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Youngk
i'm going to bed

Sungjin
it's seven pm..?

Youngk
goodnight.

Piri~
well he seems to be in a particularly bad mood today

LGTB
when's he NOT in a bad mood tho???

Piri~
good point

Jae
sigh i gtg my parents want me to come w them out for dinner

Jae
bye 😜

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