Chapter 41: Willmart wedding plans
And so another wedding needed to be planned.
Ezra and Sabine were still recovering from being nearly killed in the name of art, but said they would participate.
And of course all the uninvited guests from the sabezra wedding were coming.
Sabinewrenrebels wanted to die.
Willow was going with Hera to pick out dresses.
Willow was trying to get mart to go to their wedding naked. (I really am sorry but this joke is not getting old lmao)
"CMON FOR ME PLEASE." Willow was begging.
"NO I AM WEARING A SUIT LOVE OKAY?" Mart said pulling away from willows tight grip around his wrist.
Sabinewrenrebels had to intervene.
"LOOK THIS STORY IS SUPPOSED TO BE PG OKAY?" She tried to reason.
"WELL THATS JUST NO FUN!" Willow said crossing her arms.
Mart took the opportunity to run.
Sabinewrenrebels facepalmed.
Sabine managed to get up and go wedding dress shopping with Willow.
Sabine kissed Ezra before she left "I love you." She said smiling.
Ezra smiled back "I love you more."
And so it went back and forth for 20 minutes like this.
And of course Kanan had the holo recorder!
Hera didn't know how she could stand to be away from Kanan for a few hours.
Cassie ran in.
"I'm a doctor! I think you're lovesick Hera!" She said trying to act smart.
"And what qualifications do you have?" Hera asked crossing her arms.
"Rebels.trivia gave me this fake certificate!" Cassie said, like that was normal.
Sabinewrenrebels facepalmed again.
"Really? That's your qualification?" Hera asked, stunned.
"Mhmm." Cassie said, fixing her hair.
"THATS AMAZING OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SO QUALIFIED YOU SHOULD BE A FAMOUS DOCTOR!" Hera squealed, fangirling.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Sabinewrenrebels shrieked.
She fainted for the third time.
Willow saw the dress.
When she saw it she just knew it was her wedding dress.
Okay so she had Sabine spray paint the I love mart stuff on it-but it was perfect in her eyes!
Hera found a bridesmaid dress that she liked.
Now Sabine had to pick hers.
She decided on.
It wasn't willows choice, but Sabine insisted....or threatened. Whatever you wanna call it.
It went a little something like this.
"Can I wear a multicolor dress to your wedding Willow?" Sabine asked.
"Well I don't know I was thinking oran-" Willow started to say before she was cut off by Sabines Death Stare.
"I get to wear a multicolor dress or else perhaps there won't be a bride to attend the wedding." Was Sabines reply.
(A/N I got this inspired from myself oops. Death stare 😂😂😂 me. Okay continue)
And so that's how it happened.
Since Willow loved her ring-rock-so much, Mart decided to ask Kanan where he got them from.
Kanan took him to a store called
"Just rocks" and told him that it was the best ring store in the galaxy.
Mart was staring at every rock intently.
"Is THIS a 20 caret diamond?!" He asked pointing to a fake ruby.
"YEA ITS GREAT ISNT IT?" Said Kanan, all hyped.
Sabinewrenrebels started to wake up but then fainted again from seeing this.
The wedding was just about planned!
Save for the fact that the author was unconscious...
Cassie wondered if they should do something.
"Nah I'm sure she's fine." Rebels.trivia assured.
"Eh you're probably right. Plus I wanna eat waffles." Cassie stated, eating some eggo waffles.
"did someone say WAFFLES?!" Poe asked, popping his head in.
"Yea come join us." Rebels.trivia said, with a face full of waffles.
And so the three sat eating waffles while the author lay unconscious.
Wait.
Who's writing this?
*Cue Twilight Zone music*
Kanan heard the music all the way from his rock shop and shouted.
"It's cool I got the Empire writing it!"
Sabinewrenrebels actually died from the stupidity of Kanan.
And the story ended.
Bye.
No okay. She didn't die, but she died from a major fangirl attack in RL (it's a long story but I'm fangirling so much rn) and was unconscious for awhile longer.
But the Willmart wedding was in motion!
Okay. Wow. This is getting off track. And I love it. Lmao. Comment what you thought 😂😂 enjoy! Instagram: Sabine_Wren_Rebels.
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