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You: Hoseok
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💕 Taegguk are fuckin 💕

You
I think taehyung and jeongguk are getting married

BabyOngi🥺
what the fuck hoseok, we're yet not sure

Jiminmypal🥴
It's other way round. Taehyung tops
i think

Yoonji🤩
Jimin get yo ASS IN MY FUCKIN BEDROOM
YOUR BABY IS FUCKING KICKING MY OVARY
IM LOSING MY SHIT

Jiminmypal🥴
I can't
i'm in the middle of releasing a huge dump

Yoonji🤩
OH MY GOD I NEED A FUCKING MASSAGE CHAIR PAUSE YOUR SHIT AND GET ME A FUCKIBFV MASSAGE CHAIR

BabyOngi🥺
Can y'all pc?

Yoonji🤩
SHIT THE FOCK UP COCKROACH

IntellectualJoonie😎
کیا ہو رہا ہے

Jin👨🏼‍🍳amigo
وہ نہیں سمجھیں گے کہ ندیم۔ برائے مہربانی کورین زبان میں ٹائپ کریں

You
did you just fucking call him Nadeem?

Jin👨🏼‍🍳amigo
Mind your own business Javed

BabyOngi🥺
Jeongguk is crying

Yoonji🤩
Wgat happenkred?

You
is your keyboard broken?

Yoonji🤩
NO!'b MY OVARIES ARE
JOMIN WOULDNT CUM OUT

You
You know what they say when you're boarding a plane?

Jin👨🏼‍🍳amigo
आगे दो द्वार, पीछे दो द्वार. छपरा फटा तो अल्लाह का दरबार

You
tf no!
only when you have secured your own mask should you attend to children and other passengers.
Meaning, bitch help yourself first

Yoonji🤩
THAT DOES NOY MAKE ANT SENSE FICK YOU

IntellectualJoonie😎
.... why is Jeongguk crying?

You
Taehyung is getting his first tattoo
by Jeongguk
on his ring finger

BabyOngi🥺
If you don't count your dick, finger's are the most painful places on your body to have tattoos

Jin👨🏼‍🍳amigo
Why is Jeongguk crying? isn't taehyung the one getting tattooed?

You
They say, it hurts when someone you love is hurting

IntellectualJoonie😎
Aww

Jin👨🏼‍🍳amigo
Eww

Jiminmypal🥴
did he not give him the ring?

Jin👨🏼‍🍳amigo
WHAT RING 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

You
he did... why else would he get 'gukkie' tattooed on his ring finger?

Jiminmypal🥴
Wait... hol the fuck up
wasn't that supposed to be a promise ring?

Jin👨🏼‍🍳amigo
I can't believe Taehyung told Jimin but not me 😣 this shit hurts

BabyOngi🥺
Jeongguk wouldn't have accepted a marriage ring lmao
it's definitely a promise ring

Jiminmypal🥴
THEN WHY THE FUCK IS HE GETTING GUKKIE TATTOOED ON HIS RING FINGER WHAT IF THEY BREAK UP AND NEVER GET MARRIED !?!?!

IntellectualJoonie😎
it's not good to be that negative
drink water and calm thyself

You
Finger tattoos fade quickly
even if they end up breaking up, taehyung wouldn't have to go for a touch up

BabyOngi🥺
cover ups are easy

ThefamousKTH🕺🏼
why would you add me in this?
PS: it's not a promise ring 🖕 Me and gukkie are basically engaged 💪🏻

BabyOngi🥺
*throws up*

You
Why is Jeongguk still crying?
I can here him whimpering inside the room
and what's taking that small tattoo so long?
hasn't it been 1 hour 45 minutes already?

BabyOngi🥺
...... my studio

Jiminmypal🥴
Hoseok, jeongguk is not whimpering

ThefamousKTH🕺🏼
That's right 😎
a bitch is getting laid

BabyOngi🥺
TAEHYUNG UNLOCK THE FUCKING DOOR YOU FUCKING FUCK

You
calm down babe, we do that in your studio all the time

BabyOngi🥺
....... TAEHYUNG WHAT THE FUXK DID YOU BREAKPYVB

ThefamousKTH🕺🏼
don't know don't care

IntellectualJoonie😎
are you really texting while fucking?

ThefamousKTH🕺🏼
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

You
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

ThefamousKTH🕺🏼
why would y'all talk in urdu and hindi?

IntellectualJoonie😎
finally an intellectual who calls it hindi and not Indian oof

You
apparently, bts keeps excluding desi countries from their world tour. we're spreading some awareness, y'know?

Yoonji🤩
what thE Fyck is bts?

Jin👨🏼‍🍳amigo
who's gonna tell her? 🤡

You
Some chinese girl group
don't know man
they all look the same

Yoonji🤩
sheesh

BabyOngi🥺
is you okay now?

IntellectualJoonie😎
did you just be nice to your sister?
i'm-

Yoonji🤩
shut up bitch
he's always nice to me 😡
he sends me chocolates and gifts
Best bro 🤟🥺

BabyOngi🥺 left the group

You
He's smiling
uwu😭

IntellectualJoonie😎

this is bts

Jiminmypal🥴
damn! they really be looking like the same person

Jin👨🏼‍🍳amigo
They're ugly
my handsome face can't relate

Yoonji🤩
Shut the fuck up! nobody is ugly
except trump, but he's a nobody so works

You

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Happy birthday Taehyungie 🥺 i love you so much
I hope next year would bring you more happiness 💜💜

(A thread we'd never deserve 🥺)