No kidding, Jeongguk had just hit the biggest L of his life. It was his leg against his world and everything just went in a blur. Taehyung's eggs were crushed, completely. Call it an accident but Jeongguk had definitely lost something precious, the nuts of his beloved.

A moment of silence was shared amongst the people in the hall for the fallen soldier.

Taehyung had barely screamed, his eyes were squinted in pain as he rolled on the floor, securely holding his malfunctioning manhood.

Jeongguk was the first one to cry. A shrill of terror washing over his conscience, making him sob uncontrollably hard.

Everyone were quick to divert their attention to the bigger mess that was about to happen any second, trying to escape the hall at once.

Jeongguk tried to reach for Taehyung only for the latter to roll farther away from him. Taehyung was having a breakdown, not a mental one.

Soyeon's force was blocking the exist, for both- their own people and the rich class buyers. In order to exit, an identification was required. It was a junior's idea, he had asked soyeon to check their important cards- either driving license or the voting card. This way they could keep the criminals safe by letting them go momentarily and arresting them later.

Taeyang and Jimin were the only ones freeing all the victims, after getting the key from a man-who was now three feet under the ground, passed out.

Jeongguk was crying. Taehyung was struggling. They were on the stage, both shivering in deep deep agony.

It took another five minutes, but Soyeon was certain that 70% of the people had already evacuated. Jimin was struggling hard to get the few out, who were too scared to even look at him. Taeyang had lost his cool in the other passing minutes, as he found himself manhandling the most affected ones, carrying them out on his arms.

It took them a while to understand what had been happening, probably, soyeon had some excellent persuasion skills up her sleeves, but everyone had now started running towards the exit.

The crew had formed a shield outside, meters away from the spot. Most of the victims who had taken a run towards that particular direction were lucky enough to have someone for their aid.

Why would it not explode?

It's not like Soyeon wished her death, she was just highly confused as to why the explosives wouldn't react even after 15-20 minutes since the announcement. Everything seemed a bit off.

"Get your stupid ass up and protect yourself.", it was taeyang.

He kicked Taehyung a multiple times, cussing the poor fellow for giving up on his future so easily. "You're fucking gay! It's not like you're gonna nut in Jeongguk and get him pregnant. Stand the fuck up!"

Jeongguk stopped crying momentarily and stared at Taeyang, who was now dragging his Taehyung outside the hall, by his hair. Fucking grea- "You gonna rip his hair out, Idiot!"

Jimin was pulling Jeongguk up by his left arm, asking him to shut the fuck up and evacuate as soon as possible.

"Leave him the fuck alone!", Jeongguk began crying, imagining himself feeding their future adopted child as he shares with him the story of how his other father got bald, "His wig flew when our eyes met."

"No!!"

Taehyung snapped out of whatever trance he had been in, eyes directly landing on Jeongguk who was hysterically crying... because... Jimin was holding his arm too tightly? "Leave him the fuck alone!"

Jimin felt an unknown terror wash over him, as he saw Taehyung stand up, punch Taeyang, and take a run towards- Fuck! And before he could register anything, he found himself flying. Until he wasn't.

The next day, Jimin found himself on a hospital bed with Yoonji on his side, feeding him tomato soup as her lips repeatedly assured him that everything was okay, 15 fractures were base normal, life was as swag as ever and they were still expecting a baby.

Also, turns out, they were clowned by the unknown criminal boss. There were no explosives inside the hall. It was just a tactic that helped the fella escape.

Taeyang encouraged Soyeon, telling her that saving 35 victims from getting sold was a huge accomplishment and she had done great.

Jeongguk and Taehyung were cuddling in Taehyung's apartment because why not?

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"I broke up with Taeyang."

"You were never dating him...?"

"What I mean to say is, we are officially over. His friends, colleagues, everyone who ever knew are now aware of our separation....", Jeongguk raised a finger, hushing taehyung's excitement, "... which also means that i'm heart broken and I wouldn't date anybody in the next few months."

"What the fu-" , "In my defence, what do you think others would say when they find out that I instantly started dating someone else after my break up with Taeyang?"

"That Taeyang has a small dick and couldn't please you?"

Jeongguk facepalmed, "Bitch no! they're gonna think that our break up was not a mutual agreement but I was being a cheating whore who had slept with someone else and had got caught."

"Does that affect you?"

"Of course that affects me, what the hell? would you like an unknown motherfucker accusing you of a sin you had never committed?"

Taehyung laid flat on the bed with a raised eyebrow, "Well... people call me gay."

"Dude, you are gay!"

"I'm bisexual!"

"Did I fucking stutter?", "No bu-", "Then don't fucking correct me!"

Taehyung silenced himself but squinted his eyes, trying to prove a point. Jeongguk barely acknowledged him, asking him to shift a little and pose in a feminine manner.

"You know, i'm not a girl."

"Too much for degrading my community in your fucking interview."

Taehyung pouted but nevertheless perked up his ass and laid on his stomach. He knew that he had to make up for the interview that had happened long time ago, still a little too fresh in his memory.

It was pathetic actually, he had been a dick and called Gays problematic also ridiculing the idea of having tattoos. Jeongguk hadn't had a great time coping up with it, not especially because of the panic attack he had had in front of Taehyung. So, this was a punishment.

Like Jack painted Rose naked, Jeongguk was shooting Taehyung nude. Call it a fetish or an absurd fantasy, but he had always wanted to have a few pictures of Taehyung's naked self with loads and loads of tattoos all over his body.

So, Taehyung complied.

At first, it was just a wish he was supposed to fulfil in order to make Jeongguk happy. But now, it was getting quite interesting because every passing second he could see Jeongguk pressing his legs together trying to keep his cool. He would prove his frustration by yelling at Taehyung and occasionally biting his lips. Taehyung was loving it.

"What if these pictures are leaked?"

"If you ever find any on the internet then know that i might've sold them myself."

Taehyung stretched out his hands and squinted his brows, looking directly in the camera with such intensity that Jeongguk almost dropped his $45,688 camera. Almost.

Taehyung was having so much fun.

"Do you want me to remove my boxers as well?"

Oh! Did I forget to mention that he wasn't completely naked? or were y'all visualising it already? Eh, stop being nasty. Taehyung is still in his boxers.

"Nope, your ass looks pretty fake, don't wanna ruin my collection."

"My front looks pretty unreal too. It will make you gasp, wanna see?"

"I'm gonna gasp cause it's non existent."

"Want me to prove my point?", Taehyung asked suggestively with a slight notorious twitch on his lips.

Jeongguk rolled his eyes and threw his shoe at Taehyung. Yup! he was definitely having a hard time controlling his hormones.

"Put on some music guk, i'm getting bored."

"Not your fucking servant dude, do it yourself."

And, Taehyung did. He connected his phone with his bluetooth speakers and played nicki minaj.

"My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hu-", "Lower the fucking volume or i'll shove those tiny speakers up your arse!", Jeongguk had made Taehyung stop singing momentarily by casting an angry glare.

"It's nicki minaj, the volume's gotta be max."

Jeongguk continued snapping pictures from different angles, trying to keep his cool, until he couldn't. So, he threw the speakers outside the window.

Taehyung gasped, "My babies!"

Jeongguk had had enough. He hastily packed his professional camera in it's bag, and joined Taehyung on bed, "Let's make babies."

Wow! Jeongguk was so fucking amusing.

Taehyung sealed his lips, controlling the urge to break in a hysteric fit of laughter.

"I'm not kidding."

Taehyung composed his emotional posture and stared at Jeongguk with concern, "Gukkie, we can't make babies."

"Why? because you lost the ability to nu-"

"Don't you dare complete that sentence. The reports say i'm completely fine."

"Then why can't we make babies?", Jeongguk pouted, crawling on Taehyung's lap.

"Because you lack a female reproductive system."

"Making babies is a metaphor for having sex, but kay.", Jeongguk said in a small voice, squishing his face on the older's chest.

⚠️🔞⚠️🔞⚠️🔞⚠️

And, that night they made love.

uwu

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