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The most frustrating thing about this auction to Jeongguk was, the collective group of hotties he had admired a while ago continuously betting more money than him. All he had hoped to do was save the weeping boy standing behind the bars, but oh goodness gracious, that mother fucking fuck would not stop raising his amount.

Jimin felt like the other group was similar to theirs, sitting with no intention to buy but save. The amount of money being spitted in air was no joke, at some point, he had to warn jeongguk about how people might catch up to their bluff and actually check their wallets.

Jeongguk didn't listen. "500 thousand dollars", he raised his number tag and smirked at the man, who seemed barely affected by his childish presence.

"500 thousand dollars by the this gentleman, is anyone willing to bet more? Five hundred thousand dollars one, Five hunde-"

"1 million dollars.", By now, Jeongguk had turned furious, his face glowing red as he gritted his teeth at the man, who- just to annoy jeongguk, had copied his previous smirk.

Something clicked.

Jeongguk had seen that smirk somewhere.

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"Is this necessary?", Taehyung asked.

Soyeon shook her head and gave him an empathetic smile, "You do not have to do this."

Taehyung stared at her warily before sighing, "I'm talking about this multi coloured suit. Is it necessary?", he pointed at himself, more like- the clothes wrapped over his body, "I look like a stereotypical gay villain who's behind the male protagonist."

"You are Gay.", Taeyang rolled his eyes while fixing the tie around his collar.

"I'm bisexual."

"That's the same thing."

Taehyung snorted, "No, it's not!"

"You guys quarrel like y'all have been in an unhappy marriage for 40 years."

Taeyang snorted. Taehyung blushed.

"Who would be in a relationship with this bald puta?", "I'm not 40!"

Taehyung gasped, "Jeongguk is!", he exclaimed defensively.

"Is he?", Taeyang sniggered, eyebrows flying up in plain mockery.

"Yes he is, you tit sucking asshole!"

"Dude, you're freaking lame.", Taeyang was rolling his eyes, letting his irritation be seen to the other in the room, as one of his hand slid deep inside his jean pocket. He tried looking cool.

"And you're freaking old. Stop being a pedo and leave my boyfriend the fuck alone!"

"Excuse me?"

"Excuse you!", Taehyung stuck out his tongue, feeling all the way more furious as Taeyang turned around to look at his own reflection in the mirror without giving a reaction Taehyung had been wanting him to, "I hope you cut your genitals while shaving!"

"I don't shave!", Taeyang snorted while rolling his eyes for the nth time.

Soyeon rolled her eyes, "And y'all expect girls to have zero hair on their skin."

"I don't mind dating a bald girl.", Taeyang shrugged, "Hair are anyways a huge concern when she be ridding you."

"Miss me with that straight shit.", Taehyung made puking gestures as his legs took him out of the room.

Soyeon shrugged, "Make sure y'all don't fight there. Two of my men would be accompanying you, clearing the way for the rest of our team to enter."

"I can't assure you about not fighting, Taehyung is immature.", said Taeyang as his hands worked on typing his shoelace.

"You're not a saint either! At least, he has the balls to confess his love."

Taeyang sighed as soyeon walked out of the room. How could he confess his love when his love is already in love with someone else?

"Hey roach, you gonna come or nah?", Taeyang received a flying chancla hit him in the eye.

"Kim mother fucking gayhyung!"

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"Jimin," Jeongguk nudged the older's arm, "- taehyung is either a psycho doctor or a freaking demon who owns an underground strip club filled with prostitutes."

"Jeongguk, what the actual fuck?"

Jeongguk shook his head involuntarily, squeezing his eyes shut as his index finger moved to point towards the man, Jimin recognised as the younger's temporary crush, "He's Taehyung!"

Jimin snorted.

"Are you that whipped? Everyone you want to fuck is not Taehyung."

Jeongguk shook his head again in a more desperate manner, "No Jimin, you don't get it, everyone I want to fuck is Taehyung. I don't know how the fuck do I always end up in these situations."

"- 1 million dollars two, and 1 million dollars th-"

"2 million dollars!", Jeongguk got out of his little panic and screamed aggressively before sparing a glare at Taehyung, "You're not getting laid for the next five months if you don't drop your attitude, bitch!", he mouthed while narrowing his eyes at the older.

And even with that huge mask covering his features, Jeongguk could tell that Taehyung was highly confused.

"This gentleman has betted two million dollars, does anyone wish to bet more?", the silence lingered in the air for next five seconds before the man started his countdown.

"2.5 million dollars!"

This is it! Jeongguk stood up in an instance, stomping towards Taehyung, ignoring how jimin desperately called out to him, before removing his shoe and smacking it hard on his mother fucking boyfriend's face.

Taehyung was barely able to register what the fuck had happened before Jeongguk pulled him up by his collar and started shaking him vigorously, "How the fuck do you have so much money? Did you steal from the fucking president?"

Everyone in the hall were now staring at the chaos, except jimin, who continued like he had nothing to do with the crazy man.

Taehyung could barely contain his Joy when he recognised Jeongguk's voice, "Gukkie!", he screamed and tried to hug the younger, only to receive another harsh blow on his stomach.

"You can't buy me a fucking ring but have the audacity to buy people? Are you fucking nuts?"

"Sir, you're not following the norms, we'll have to throw you both out if-", Jeongguk turned around and kicked the security in the balls, "I'm gonna shove your norms up your fucking ass, you son of Lee Seung-hyun!"

The host had now rushed to the guards aid, "Please calm down mist-", Jeongguk grabbed a vacant chair and started running towards the host. The host internally panicked and turned on his heels, running in the opposite direction.

"Wait up, you fucking pussy!", Jeongguk screamed and threw the chair on him.

More guarded people ran from behind the curtains of the stage, trying to chase Jeongguk-who was now running around the hall, naruto style.

Jimin panicked as he saw a man dragging the cage, in which the boy cried helplessly, behind the curtains. He abruptly stood up, coincidentally mirroring the actions of that one guy, who had accompanied Jeongguk's temporary crush, and had remained quiet the whole time.

Taehyung ran behind the guards, screaming, "Leave my boyfriend the fuck alone!", as he threw onions on them, knocking em all out one by one.

Don't ask me where the fuck did those onions come from, they just did. Author is a little partial towards Taehyungie, she had to help him out, by hook or by crook.

As the guards got assaulted by the flying onions, Jeongguk took his chance and ran towards the stage, fly-kicking the guy who was dragging the cage backsta-

-oh no, he fucking missed!

Jeongguk flies towards the artificial wall, breaking it with his butt-cracking landing.

The hall fills with cries and pleads of the victims behind the broken wall, each seated in a different cage. Jeongguk stands up, takes a spin, and kicks the man, seeing him fly out of the fucking hall with a victorious smile.

There are many officers invading the hall now, everyone followed by their female squad lead, "Jason and group, block the exit, make sure not a single fucker leaves this venue! Daniel and Jean, evacuate the victims from the back gate. Bobby, take me to the mother fucking boss."

Jeongguk smiles at his sister, who in return, barely acknowledges his presence.

Taehyung is breathless by the time he reaches Jeongguk, his hands holding his knees, as he desperately breathes in through his mouth.

"Oh man! this shit is tiring."

Everyone in the room stops functioning, when an announcement breaks in through the large speakers stuck on the walls, "You played well little fox-"

Soyeon grits her teeth.

"But, will you be able to save your fellow comrades from the explosives, that might blas-", Jeongguk cut the wiring and punched the guy who was operating the speakers, "Shut the fuck up, bullfart!"

Explosives... everyone except Jeongguk and Taehyung paused. They both removed their anger and frustration on the fake cardboard wall, tearing it into bits and pieces.

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