I haven't done a proofreading, so bare with any spelling or grammatical errors.

My writers block had been pretty stressful, and idk if i'd face it again immediately after updating. If you've already given up on this book then I wouldn't be surprised because my imaginative side have been pretty moody. It's not seasonal though, I swear 😥.

And to those who waits to read my updates, Thank you so much! I appreciate it, really.

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"Kiss me if i'm wrong, but Donald trump has a beard, right?"

Jeongguk rolled on his side and shook his head nonchalantly, his fluffy bed hair bouncing from side to side as he yawned. Taehyung pecked his lips, "Kiss me if i'm wrong, but Iron man is gay."

Jeongguk nodded sleepily, a cute toothy smile spreading on his lips, as he sighed before squishing his head against the pillow and closing his eyes.

"Iron man is not gay gukkie, he loved pepper.", Taehyung tickled the younger's chin, eyes roaming from his scarlet lips to the mole beneath them, one arm falling softly on his waist as he shifted closer, wanting to feel more of jeongguk's soft skin against his own, "You're wrong!", Taehyung whispered and tilted his head to lay a soft kiss on the other's lips.

Jeongguk pouted and rolled farther away on the bed, yet again closing his eyes to catch the sleep that he deserved more than anything, "Stop it Tae, i'm really very sleepy."

Taehyung stayed put for a while until soft snores coming from the younger's lips had become audible enough for him to sigh. He had googled up 'how to treat your boyfriend well' a day prior, and honestly, this was probably not going to work. He was supposed to wake up jeongguk by peppering him with soft kisses, but had he not seen the other editing till 4, the previous night? How was he supposed to if his ass had fallen dead before 11?

Taehyung rolled out of the bed and checked his phone to see where his breakfast had reached, "I would've cooked something nice but I can't cook.", he sighed, running his fingers through his tangled hair, scrolling through the food delivery site, as a gasp escaped his mouth and eyebrows reached his hairline, "I typed in the wrong address.", damn you smart ass!

He shushed himself by placing his hand on his lips, as he saw jeongguk shifting uncomfortably on the bed, before tiptoeing outside the room and closing the door behind him.

Jeongguk had been quite busy with his rising fame as a professional in his career. Past few weeks had been a rollercoaster for both the boys, and for the first in that spam, they had decided to spend a weekend together.

Taehyung had been stressing out on how he could make Jeongguk feel special, a little relaxed and jolly, but somehow his attempts hadn't been working out since he had woken up.

To add up to his miseries, his phone's battery died. Now, he was sure that god was mocking him, with his several disciples, who had left the heaven doors just to see him cry. Taehyung was obviously exaggerating, but his melodramatic life had added in the 'see you again' sound effects to make him cringe peacefully.

There was a 5 star restaurant 5 feet away from his house, but his -5IQ always became defensive when he tried thinking harder. Tragic.

"Should I prepare a sandwich?", from where he stood, his eyes scanned the kitchen area, gradually falling from the knife to the chopping board and finally to the Television that played a breaking news with headlines, 'A man accidentally cut his vein while preparing sandwiches. Wife in distress, says, she hadn't seen it coming.'

Taehyung switched off the TV, turned on his heels, walked towards the couch, calmly sat down and plugged his phone on a charger, "Which food delivery app provides fastest deliveries?! Hmm.. lemme check!"

And that is how he sat on the same place with a blank look for 10 minutes, until his phone switched on and he got the opportunity to order something for his beautiful sleeping 'secret'-behind-the-doors-and-curtains-no-holding-hands-in-public-boyfriend. Such a lovable thing to do.

Taehyung placed in some light breakfast on his ordering cart, until he realised that Jeongguk was going to oversleep himself and probably not go for breakfast. This made him cancel his order, and the confusion soon turned so scary, that he ended up ordering everything on the menu that he assumed Jeongguk liked.

Taehyung had studied about food wastage in 5th grade, and somehow, none of it had been useful to him in the previous minutes of trauma that made him wonder if Jeongguk would slap the fuck out of him, if he didn't like the butter on his bread. What if Jeongguk secretly preferred fish cakes over rice cakes? probably oreo over kitkat. How about Jajangmyeon? maybe he enjoyed having spicy ramen more. What was his favourite meat? Did he like Tea or coffee? Was he an intellectual? Was he diabetic? Would he say 'yes' if Taehyung proposed a marriage?

Taehyung had realised that he had ordered a catering for over 15 people, and it shockingly couldn't be cancelled. So he took a big decision, remembered what his mother had told him about throwing the food, yes, it took some time, but he mustered up the courage and called his friends, told them he was going to drop something big, something worth watching live.

And so after 3 hours, he smiled at everyone sitting around the dining table. Jeongguk, Jimin, Yoonji, Yoongi, Hoseok, Namjoon, Jin, Sana, Jihyo, Suran, also his celebrity friends, bogum, minho, hyungsik, yoonah, seojoon, and sadly, Taeyang as well. Everyone stared right into his soul, making him so uncomfortable that he felt his underwear getting wet by his own piss.

"What's the big news?", asked minho, excited.

There were too many pairs of eyes on him, and he certainly recognised the angry ones that belonged to his 'secret'-behind-the-doors-and-curtains-no-holding-hands-in-public-boyfriend. Jeongguk was glaring at him. Taehyung had known how huge and unforgivable his fuck up was, he had literally given up his time alone with Jeongguk because his brain had decided to hibernate in the morning. But what could be done now? So he sighed and stood up, making everyone in the room gasp.

"Taehyung, you can't be a model with that tummy.", Namjoon scolded, "How much did you put on?"

"I'm pregnant.", he smiled while massaging the fabric of his top, "It's a baby girl."

Jeongguk gasped, "But I never topped you!", Jin, Hoseok and minho clapped, "Congratulations!", everyone else spared a glance at each other and sighed. What the ever loving fuck were they actually witnessing?

"I know it's hard to believe, but I choose to keep him.", Taehyung said, teary eyed.

"You said, it was a her.", Yoongi pointed out.

"You are having twins?!", Hoseok gasped, "Oh my god! that's amazing.", Yoongi punched his husband in the stomach, making him puke inside his empty soup bowl. Jeez!

"But... I never topped you.", Jeongguk started to cry, "Did you cheat on me?... why? you could've told me you liked it up your ass and I would've given it to you. I can be dominant, I promise.", his sobs weren't soft, he was wailing, as if, his life had been crushed beneath the feet of a giant dinosaur.

Taehyung panicked and removed the pillow from beneath his shirt, tossing it carelessly somewhere in the room and kneeling besides Jeongguk to hush him, "No baby! i'm not pregnant.", he tried to place his hand on the other's back but received a very aggressive punch on his nostrils, "Why would you cheat on me!", Jeongguk yelled and smashed an empty plate on Taehyung's head.

Taehyung died.

Jeongguk panicked.

Taeyang smiled.

"Taehyungie! No!", Jeongguk got on the ground and shook his boyfriend vigorously, crying harder as Taehyung didn't show any signs of life, "Oh God! save him!", he held his own hands together, swayed them in the air, and made them wall on Taehyung's chest, "Why?"

Taehyung coughed and woke up, feeling himself facing an internal bleeding as he saw Jeongguk raising his fists again to drop them on his chest, "I'm alive!", he yelled and instead received a slap.

"You scared he.", Jeongguk cried harder.

Yoonji saved the recording in her gallery and glanced at Jimin, "If we ever fall in any depths, i'd upload this video on Youtube."

"Cool.", Jimin whispered back, internally facepalming.

"I think we should save him from future embarrassment.", Yoonji said, Jimin nodded, "Let's tell everyone that i'm pregnant and Taehyung was just mimicking me."

Jimin laughed, "We're not lying"

"Who said that I'm lying?", Jimin paused, glanced at his girlfriend, who in general, looked dead serious, "You're pregnant?"

"Yes"

Jimin removed a gun from his carry bag and placed it on her waist, under the table, "You lying?", Yoonji remained unfazed and shook her head.

Jimin sighed and put the gun back from where he had removed it, before squealing and jumping on his seat, "I'm gonna be a daddy."

"Shoot! I thought Yoonji was the daddy in your relationship.", sana sighed, "Never mind her retirement, she's just testing your false artificial dominance."

Jimin went back to remove his gun from his carry bag, but Yoonji stopped him by placing her hand on his arm, which wasn't really his arm, but she assumed it was his arm, because it was hard. Well...

"I'm pregnant. Taehyung was mimicking me to surprise you guys."

Everyone started to cheer while Taehyung stared at her in confusion, with an ice pack laying on his head, "You are pregnant?"

"See! Taehyung confirms it too.", Yoonji smiled at everyone, who were now chattering happily, trying to shove some dessert in her face.

The attention had been lifted off of Taehyung, and he was somehow thankful of his best friend and his girlfriend. He glanced at Jeongguk, who was also staring at him, "I'm sorry.", he whispered. Jeongguk shook his head and grabbed his hand, under the table, squeezing it a little, "I am sorry."

Taehyung smiled at him and looked back at his plate of meat and vegetables, "I love you."

"I love you.", Jeongguk smiled and diverted his attention to everyone else, eyes crinkling naturally as he realised how much he had actually missed them. This was probably the best and most effective way to relax. Although he wished Soyeon was present he couldn't say it out loud because he was still playing mad at her. His eyes drifted to Taeyang, who had suddenly started seeming dead.

When their eyes met, Taeyang shook his head and Jeongguk instantly knew what it meant, making a sudden wave of gloom wash over his sunny morning. Wheein and Lisa hadn't been sold to prostitution, but something scarier.

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