an update after ages!! Sorry for keeping y'all hanging, i'm just toooooo lazy these days 😣

*btw* I drew something 👉🏻👈🏻 it'd be nice if you comment something nice on it 🤠

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Jeongguk hated expensive places that consisted of rich-snobby people, and most of such settings were introduced to him by Taeyang. Even right then, their location was displeasing for the younger, he kept following Taeyang like a lost puppy, feeling intimidated by every single gaze in the room.

"What happened to Wheein?", he asked, trying to catch up with the older, who kept walking like an elegant price in the sea of more elegant people. Jeongguk felt so out of place.

"What?", "Mark said you and Soyeon covered up for me, why?", he embarrassingly bumped on Taeyang's back and fell on his butt, which is pretty impossible, but hey! there's no such word as 'impossible' in Jeongguk's dictionary. That is because he doesn't have a dictionary.

"Jeongguk, these things are supposed to be talked in private.", obviously, but Jeongguk wanted to know. Even their car ride didn't provide them any private space, it was shared by two unknown men who had claimed to be Taeyang's friends.

"Should we go to a restroom?", Taeyang facepalmed before shaking his head in disapproval, "Too many people guk, not here!"

"then let's separate and talk on a call.", "no!", "How about renting a room?", "what do you understand by 'no', dude?", Jeongguk looked around, blinking simultaneously, as he stood up and slapped him across the face, somehow feeling a sudden wave of courage consume him, "You told me, a rat ate my cheesecake, but it was all along you?"

"The fuck?", Taeyang placed his right hand on his burning cheek, as he glanced side ways to find everyone staring at the commotion created by jeongguk.

"You ate my cheesecake!", Jeongguk yelled, nose flaring, as he aggressively pointed towards taeyang, "How fucking dare you?!"

"The fuck dude?! I'm allergic to cheesecake, why the fuck would I eat your's stupid dessert if I can buy an entire shop of donuts?", Taeyang yelled back, boosting the drama happening inside the hall.

"Oh no! you just did not say that.", Jeongguk punched Taeyang and received one in return, "Did you just fucking punch me?"

"You started it!", "That is because you ate my god damned cheesecake!", Jeongguk grabbed Taeyang's hair and aggressively started pulling on the locks.

"Ow! The fuck, leave my hair, you bitch!", When Jeongguk retrieved his hand, there were 1000s and 1000s of hair in his fist, that made Taeyang gasp in both; shock and devastation, "Bitch you left a bald patch on my mother fucking head!"

"Guess what? Yes I did!", Taeyang kicked Jeongguk in the balls.

Jeongguk yelped and fell on his knees, securely holding his crouch with both of his palms, "My Nut!"

"oh ho ho ho ho! you're going to pretend as if it hurt so I won't hit you again? I will- fuck me in the ass!", Taeyang's eyes rolled back as he fell down, feeling his testicles pop open, air being harshly sucked through his nostrils as he crawled like a worm, "You killed my babies!", he cried out dramatically as he felt someone drag him outside the crowd and in an empty hallway.

"Now have your couples quarrel over cheesecake here, don't disturb the other guests.", The bulk man, who was most probably a bodyguard, shot his final glare at the two, before disappearing inside.

Jeongguk stood up, started clapping, giggling and bouncing, as he fisted air and yelled a 'Yippee!' and a 'Woohoo!', while Taeyang kept rolling on the ground, crying over his balls, which precisely, hadn't combusted.

"We are in private now, let's talk.", Jeongguk said enthusiastically, shoving his hands towards the older, to help him stand up, "Great acting though, I felt every punch and slap hitting my several nerves, how refreshing!"

Taeyang didn't even realise their scene had been a fake form of act until now, but any way he had to smile his baldness off by clapping and nodding, so he bit back his tears and inhaled his mucus, crossing his legs together tightly in order to cease the pain, as a broken unsettling laugh escaped his bruised lips, "Yay!", he cheered and fell back, blacking out.

Jeongguk stopped jumping and gasped melodramatically, "Oh my god! are you trying to compete my marvellous performance by doing that? I will not let you win!", he said in determination, as he laid besides Taeyang, closing his eyes and sticking out his tongue, continuing to do that until he fell asleep.

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"Jeongguk, what is wrong with you!"

"I'm having gastric issues since morning and have farted 25 times already, also my-"

"Oh my god! Jeongguk no! note the exclamation mark, i'm being mad because of your stupidity.", Soyeon facepalmed and sat back on her chair, sighing as she did so, "I can't believe y'all lost him."

"I know right, I can't believe we lost spider man to sony. Like, it's funny how Tony said Peter was officially an avenger, but lost him in the same movie just to bring him back in another, and loose him again after one more movie. Jokes on mcu and all of-"

"Jeongguk, please do me a favour and get the fuck out of my sight!"

"That's rude, i've been trying to help yo-", "Help? You literally ruined the entire plan of catching the boss red handed.", Soyeon snapped, "They had laid a huge market behind the venue, where 25 girls got sold and you care about your fucking 25 farts?"

"What about Wheein then? Do I not deserve to know what happened to her or why you guys had to cover up for me?"

"Wheein could've been saved if you hadn't created a drama over a fucking cheesecake.", Soyeon stood up and walked towards her cabinet, pulling out a pair of socks, that she started putting on almost immediately.

"It wasn't even legit. And y'all never told me about this plan, or for that matter, any plan y'all have ever made. All I do is, tag along with Taeyang, smile at people, feel threatened for a very unknown reason and come back."

"That's the minimal job you're supposed to do, nothing more. Why can't you just follow orders and behave normally?", Jeongguk felt his eyes sting as he bit hard on his tongue and looked down. Soyeon hurriedly wore her snickers and left the room, before asking her brother to behave, leaving their conversation hanging.

"But i'm dumping my happiness to help you, why can't you just trust me and assign me with a better job?"

Jeongguk wished life was easier, that way, he could've been married off to Taehyung by now. Maybe, they would've had a few kids, a cozy home, 2 dogs and 3 cats. He wished his life was a romcom novel, two souls stuck to each other for life, always ending with a 'happily ever after'. But somehow Romcoms are boring, he thrived thrill, therefore his relationship with Taehyung was worth keeping a secret. His affection for Romcom could never cross his love for stupid-story less fanfictions. He loves it when life is meaningless.

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I chopped off my hair and the regret was so immediate that I didn't even get to thank the salon lady 🤡

but sup y'all's sis made something after an year and she's not very proud of it, so guess who this is 👇🏻

I literally made a tattoo on his collarbone that will describe him and yet people are getting it wrong? bitch, is you blind?

kay bye 👋