I literally fucking underestimated y'all 😤 I asked for 200 comments and got 400 BITCH WHAT YALL SMOKIN?

500 comments for the next chapter 💀 I ain't letting y'all win

J 😔 k 😔

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(WhatsApp on Taehyung's phone)

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I HAVE TEA ☕️🕺🏼

Chim💜
so tae, you finally got laid?

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
is my name still 'something jin' on your cellphone? cause bitch I'm about to throw hands it should be "Perfectionist Jin" instead 😤
The double inverted comma to state facts 😌

Chim💜
"Your dick is smol"

You
"SeokJin Gay"

Something jin 🧞‍♂️

You
That's clearly directed to Jimin

Chim💜

Something jin 🧞‍♂️ changed the subject to "JIMIN HOE"

Chim💜 changed the subject to "GASSY JIN"

Something jin 🧞‍♂️ changed the subject to "IM GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS WITH MY SPATULA IF YOU DONT STFU"

Chim💜 changed the subject to "try me cockroach"

Something jin 🧞‍♂️ changed the subject to "choke on cactus dick"

Chim💜 changed the subject to "no thank you. I'm not a low class puta like you."

You changed the subject to "jungkook KISSED ME"

Something jin 🧞‍♂️

Chim💜
we're yet not done bitch but I'll let it slide for a while
and tae we already know that y'all kissed, the real q is, did y'all take it further? Cause y'all didn't leave that bedroom for over 3 hours 👀

You
how do you-

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
we weren't spying on you lol
the space beneath your couch was just perfect to play snakes and ladder 👅

You
😦

Chim💜
so... did y'all fuck?

You
we talked..

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
And made out?

You
...and made out

Chim💜
PICTURES OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

You

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
🤯
bitch you sure y'all didn't fuck ?

You
no I didn't have a condom.. so...

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
You weren't going to get him pregnant anw WTF

Chim💜
D.u.d.e STDs

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
I thought they were clean 🤦🏻‍♂️ sorry for being unaware

You
BITCH WE ARE CLEAN

Chim💜
anw tell us what happened? did you tell him that the puppy was a present for him?

You
I did 👉🏻👈🏻

Chim💜
Reaction?

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
=

Chim💜
oh my god shut the FUCK UP 😠

You
he confessed something...

Something jin 🧞‍♂️

Chim💜
JIN ISTG STFU

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
or what? you gonna complain your mommy?

Chim💜
TAEHYUNG PLEASE CONTINUE BEFORE I KILL A FUCKING BITCH

You
Okay so let me take a deep breath

Chim💜
Okay...

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•A FEW MINUTES LATER•

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Something jin 🧞‍♂️
He's been typing for over 15 minutes now.. I think the tea is really hot 👀

Chim💜

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
I think I'd make myself instant noodles.. jimin you want some?

Chim💜
No thanks, I'm on a liquid diet

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
Can't relate 🙅🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Chim💜

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
He's still typing 💀

Chim💜
Did you listen to Halsey's song nightmare tho?

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
I did 😩✊🏻 that bitch be talented af

Chim💜
Istg, boy with luv was so good too

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
I listened to it only because of Halsey 👀 BTS sucks

Chim💜
Never heard of them

Hitmanbang👾 has entered the chatroom

Hitmanbang👾
Bitch stay in your fucking lane before I disown you🖕🖕🖕🖕

Chim💜
..... who the fuck are you?

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
-_-
Your company is no.1 rn only because I exist so kindly stay in YOUR fucking lane and leave, rat !

Hitmanbang👾
O-okay Daddy 🥺

Hitmanbang👾 has left the chatroom

Chim💜
Wtf just happened?

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
The fourth wall casually showed you it's middle finger 😘

Chim💜
........
taehyung send your god damn message before I fucking push that exit button

Something jin 🧞‍♂️

Chim💜

You
Jungkook's sister Soyeon is a secret agent.. she came to Seoul with Taeyang to find his sister who went missing a few weeks after being promoted to the senior batch in an entertainment agency or something like that I'm not really sure. Taeyang owns JLP cooperation in Busan and is also a brand ambassador of Gucci so the case had to be conducted secretively because bitch his reputation be important.. i mean wtf man your sister is missing how tf is your reputation more important? That's fucked up. Soyeon was playing his girlfriend or whatever shit and nearly got drugged and abducted, lol that's so unprofessional 😂 she kind of found out that a few agencies in SK are involved in human trafficking which is fucking shocking and tragic but like damn phew mine was pure af.. I can only imagine people paying extra money to buy me because I'm fucking expensive 😤.. but that's actually scary man.. Anw let me continue the story, so.. soyeon was this close 👌 to leaving her mission mid way when Taeyang got a message from Jeongguk, which was basically after I fisted him🤔 I'm not sure. So like they met and stuff, Jeongguk told him about me and how he had to pretend that he didn't know I was tae ,which actually led in him blabbering about how handsome I was which is fucking true. Like I would smash myself if I can 😭. Taeyang found out that I was applying to model for Gucci and snatcged that opportunity to bribe my baby gukkie 😤 fucking snake.. he begged jeon to help him out and in return I get to model for gucci, my baby actually excepted because he wanted to see me happy and he felt bad for taehoe and his sister. Jeongguk is so fucking pure, i mean 😫 he's such a fucking angel I WANT TO SHOVE MY DICK UP HIS FINE ASS 😭😭😭😭😭 I love him so much . My precious little bean😔❤️. No more going off topic yikes 😤 so like jeongguk was supposed to be his boyfriend and since my baby is strong af Taeyang knew that if something happens he'd be easily able to defend himself. So they're not actually a thing but that headass had the audacity to make out with my pumpkin to make their relationship seem realistic HAHAHA how fucking tragic that my gukkie will never like him EWW to his ugly ass I always knew I was the only apple of my muffins eye 🥺 so like turns out the tattoo guy I met in New York was spying on them. What was his name again? J something jam? Jun? Jar? I don't remember... ah forget it. Since Taeyang is a BIG guy *eye roll* the people behind trafficking or whatever kinda found his arrival to Seoul suspicious and didn't want him to poke his nose in their business. Turns out at first they didn't know the girl was Taeyangs sister and kidnapped her. They haven't found her yet or any proofs against the people behind it, which is really fucking fucked up because this thing is actually way deeper than we think it is. Some of Taeyang's friends are also involved and so gukkie had to move in with him. The Guy from New York is an assassin and therefore my baby got so scared 😫 omg he's so cute I WANT TO PROTECT HIM FROM THIS WORLD AND PUT HIM IN THE SAFETY OF MY POCKET. Oh wait I do remember his name JAY yes shit I remember.. but anw the main point is Jeongguk and Taeyang aren't really dating which mean I have a HUGE chance to be with him for the rest of our lives. I want to fucking get old and ugly with him adopt so many kids and puppies fuck him senseless and love him till my last breath 😔 jeez I actually fucking love him... how lucky of him. Oof

Chim💜
I-

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
-need a break, goodnight 💀

You
sorry for the typos👅

Chim💜

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Happy 6th anniversary to the boys.. I'm actually fucking so emotional .. some real sad music started playing on my phone while I was looking at their pictures and jeez my eyes have been sweating ever since