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"I wish I was a guy."

Everyone diverted their gazes to Yoonji who was staring at the table in agony, her hands folded over her breast as she sighed in defeat, "Life would've been so much easier."

Jin snorted and said, "You say that because you don't know anything about being a guy.", Taehyung nodded and muttered a 'right', while others just glared at her. Suran stuck her tongue out at Jin and patted Yoonji's back, "For real though, being a girl is more difficult than being a guy."

"Let's respect each other for who we are and not fight.", Namjoon spoke, fixing his glasses and smiling politely, "We're biologically different and expect to be met with different issues to combat the negative aspe-", "Shut up dude!", Yoongi muttered. Everyone glared at him for making namjoon stop talking, "What? Hoseok is back with our food. Look!"

Jeongguk happily eyed the huge tray Hoseok was bringing towards them with a little difficulty. Taehyung gulped hard feeling the nervousness of the older who was trying his best to not spill the drinks and food out of the tray, taking every step carefully, as cold sweat ran down his forehead.

Meanwhile, Suran hit Yoongi on his head.

Yoongi hit her back.

Suran punched him in the balls.

They both yelped as Yoongi's hand accidentally landed on Jin's face.

Now the three of them were punching each other.

Hoseok took a careful step, his left leg shaking slightly as he lifted his right to place it forward.

Jin punched Suran.

Suran brought her fist up and let it fly in Jin's direction, only for the other to dodge it, making the punch land on Namjoon's nose, "Fucking Oww!"

Hoseok tripped on the carpet and fell face first with the tray flying upwards, building a high amount of anxiety in everyone's chest as they all yelled "NO!" in unison. The tray took a spin in air, and land on the ground in slow motion, with most of the food spilling out and drinks falling on hoseok.

"no no no no no!", Yoongi cried out as he ran towards hoseok.

Hoseok yelped in pain and smiled a little when he saw Yoongi running towards him, "Baby~"

Yoongi took a deep breath and then kicked hoseok in the stomach, "You killed my food asswipe!", a tear rolled down his left cheek as he slumped down and grasped a friend chicken wing in his tiny hands, "I'm so sorry that you had to die baby."

Hoseok stared at him through his laying position with his mouth wide open, "You care about that food more than me?", he heard another sob and narrowed his eyes at his fiancée. Yoongi raised his hands in surrender and shook his head before pointing in another direction.

Hoseok turned his head and almost choked when he saw everyone squatted around him, crying while staring at the wasted food, "Fucking Satan!", Jin hissed before dramatically standing up and running in the direction of the restroom with his hands holding his face. Namjoon too stood up in hurry and threw a last dirty glare at his best friend before chasing behind his boyfriend. Jeongguk covered his mouth and choked a cry before running outside the restaurant. Taehyung and Taeyang ran behind him.

Jimin shifted in his seat and looked at the 5 girls who also hadn't left their chairs and were recording everything on their phones, "Still wanna be a guy?"

They looked at him as if he had just told them they didn't had boobs, "Of course! Can't miss a chance to not have periods.", Sana said.

Yoonji, Suran, Jihyo and Chaeyoung nodded in approval.

Jimin sighed.

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Taehyung casually strolled behind jeongguk, knowing they both were stuck with each other for the rest of the day and making a smart move would just cause him more trouble, since the younger had been giving him a cold shoulder for god knows what reason.

It wasn't really uncomfortable, but the fact that Jeongguk walks like a running elephant didn't help his unfit self much. He wasn't fat, of course not, just too slim for his own good. His breath intake started getting uneven as he felt his lungs and legs giving up, making him take a halt and sit on the nearest bench he could find.

Stupid Taehyung, wanted to be paired with Jeongguk only to be treated like dust. He placed his hand above his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes to make out Jeongguk, who kept walking without realising Taehyung hadn't been following him.

"Oh how I wish I can shove a fidget spinner up his ass.", Taehyung hissed and fanned himself through the folded piece of map he had been holding, "Plankton, you were right, fuck te-am work!"

"Hey there!"

Taehyung threw the map on the ground and started stomping aggressively on it, "Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!"

"You seem annoyed.", Taehyung glanced to his side, squinting his eyes, wanting to see who had spoken, "You were talking to me?", he asked unsure.

"Do you see any other Korean around here?", the unknown man chuckled and sat besides Taehyung. And that is when he noticed his bold and manly facial features, bulk body, tattoos and piercings. Fuck! he looked familiar, "Do I know you?"

"Do you have to?"

"I mean..", Taehyung narrowed his eyes and pointed his index finger towards the others face inching closer to have a better look, ".. have we met before?"

The man awkwardly backed up a little and started snickering, "Is that supposed to be a pick up line? Are you going to ask me for my number now?"

Taehyung mentally face palmed at the others stupid remark but chose not to show it outside, instead, he awkwardly laughed and shook his head, "No! I really think I've seen you somewhere."

"I know you. You're the main male face of Gucci.", Taehyung smiled a little and nodded, "I'm a huge fan, and wasn't able to stop myself from approaching you when I saw you sitting alone under hot sun in a foreign country."

Taehyung chuckled and extended his hand for the man to shake, "ah! it's really nice to meet you. What was your name again?"

The guy took off the sunglasses he was wearing and Taehyung almost freaked out when he saw how beautiful and breathtaking his eyes were. He was definitely wearing contact lenses, but fuck they suited him well. Especially a freaky colour like purple, always mismatch with personalities, but he was totally rocking it.

"I'm Jay.", Taehyung took a mental note to ask Jimin if they knew any Jay, maybe from school or college. He was sure he had see him somewhere, but where?

"Taehyungie you can't just stop walking withou-", Taehyung instantly snapped his head in Jeongguks direction, wanting to scold him for leaving him behind, but the scared facial expression on the others face stopped him from doing so, "Gukkie, you okay?"

Jeongguk was looking at Jay aka Taehyung's male fan with wide eyes and parted lips. Taehyung also noticed how his hands were trembling and lips quivering when he said "hello!"

"Here you are! Do you know how worried everyone were?", Taehyung stood up and walked towards Jeongguk, placing his hand on the younger's shoulder, giving it an assuring squeeze.

Jeongguk looked at him questioningly. What?

Taehyung turned around to face Jay, while circling his arm around Jeongguk's shoulder and pulling him closer, "It was nice meeting you Jay, I wish we could've talked longer but my friend here ran away without saying a word. All my friends are worried and probably still looking for him. We'd take our leave here.", he smiled.

Jay seemed puzzled, his gaze moved from Jeongguk to Taehyung, and vice versa, before he stood up and smiled, "Sure! I hope we meet again."

"Goodbye!", Taehyung fake smiled at his unknown fan and started fast walking, pulling Jeongguk along with him. He knew something was wrong. He felt it when Jeongguk visibly relaxed as soon as their distance from Jay increased. He was sure about seeing this guy somewhere. And somehow, this feeling wasn't pleasant.

"You walk like a grandpa.", Jeongguk commented, suppressing a giggle.

Taehyung scoffed and rolled his eyes before saying, "I don't walk like a grandpa, you walk like a pig on marathon."

"Excuse me? Did you just call me a fucking pig?", Jeongguk huffed and pushed Taehyung away

"What's wrong in being called a pig? Pigs are fucking adorable.", Taehyung mutters in a defensive tone.

"But you eat bacon."

"I eat adorable things.", Taehyung smirks and receives a blow on his head, making him stumble forward and plant his knees roughly on the hard ground.

Wow, either he's too weak or Jeongguks too strong, how in the name of cheesecake can an average person fall just by a little pat on the head?

Taehyung stands up groggily and scoffs when he catches a glimpse of Jeongguk holding back his laughter, "What's so funny?"

"Noth- Taeyang~", Jeongguk's expression falls drastically as he rushes towards his boyfriend, immediately engulfing him in a warm hug. Taeyang seems hesitant for a second, confusion written all over his face, but it is wiped off soon enough and is converted in concern, "You alright, gukkie?"

Taehyung sees jeongguk flinch for a second and immediately get's to a conclusion that something between the two is off, not like he cares much, but seeing Jeongguk sad and finding Taeyang a better source to be with in such a state rather than him was kinda heart wrenching. He coughed and looked away, visibly gulping down his jealousy.

Jeongguk and Taeyang didn't pull away and talked in whispers, barely audible to anyone else, though Taehyung was sure that he saw the cherry haired male sob in his boyfriend's chest.

Taeyang pulled away a little and looked around until his eyes met with Taehyung's. Both the males kept holding each other's gaze, one in pure envy and the others a little confusing to make out.

Taeyangs blank features turned wicked as he smirked at the other, softening later when his gaze was diverted back to his boyfriend.

Taehyung's jaw clenched as he saw his most hated enemy grab his baby aka Jeongguk's face gently in his hands, caressing his cheeks, before placing a soft kiss on his lips. Just smile and nod Taehyung! Just smile and nod!

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