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Group subject: Taegguk gotta fuck

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You: YOONGI
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You
sup motherfuckers!

Daddy🥺🌞
What's this babe?

ParkJimin
Wtf is this group icon

MinYoonji
Wtf is this group❓

KimSeokJin
Who the fuck are you ⁉️

You

KimNamjoon
That's yoongi, hon

KimSeokJin
Who?

KimNamjoon

The smol boi next door

KimSeokJin
Ahhhhh! got it got it

You

KimSeokJin

You
ANW
Gentlemen, why are we here?

KimNamjoon
..........

ParkJimin
..........

MinYoonji
....... I'm a woman

You
We are here in the name of art, we are here to commit ourselves to a higher form of expression

KimSeokJin
- Apple

MinYoonji
What?

KimSeokJin
You don't know the queen 'Steal my girl' ?! YOU UNCULTURED SWINE 😤🤬

MinYoonji

ParkJimin
That song was good cause we had Zayns high notes in em
1D sucked after he left

KimSeokJin

You

KimNamjoon
I barely abuse but hell to the fucking no
YOU PENISFLESH TAKE THAT BACK 🤬

ParkJimin
or what?

KimNamjoon

You
ANW
let's come to the point.. guk bailed Taehyung and Taeyang today
Idk how
but he didn't look happy

MinYoonji
You expect him to smile and ask them to eat his ass? Dude of course he wasn't happy

KimSeokJin
So we just gon pretend how hoseoks mother just did not call yoongi a fat dumpling?

You
Hush bitch
Anw back to your phones
Don't look at me like we're planning a murder

ParkJimin
Jeongguk is literally staring into your phone

You
Sfgjkkjbfrgbkkffv

KimNamjoon
Oh no! Jeon snatched his phone

Daddy🥺🌞
Don't worry he wouldn't know the phone unlock password is sope 👅

You
This is Jeonggucvjjfff
Wha is this group?
Taegguk who?)@&9695();5799@&$;(

KimSeokJin
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So we just gon pretend how Yoongi just did not smash jeons face on that cake?

MinYoonji
Oh no! He's smashing it again 😱

ParkJimin
omg he's doing it repeatedly

Daddy🥺🌞
Omg Jeongguks bleeding

KimNamjoon
Kim Taehyung to the rescue dun dun dun dun dun 🎶

ParkJimin
Shit Taehyung punched yoongi

Daddy🥺🌞
EtyygfghjtrdfhijgffffggghhGJVDESSFGHTD

KimSeokJin
no fucking way!
Hoseok threw Taehyung outside the balcony

ParkJimin
he ded?

KimSeokJin
Amen 🙏

You
So where were we?

KimNamjoon
killing Taegguk..?

You
Wtf no!! That's not the plan

Daddy🥺🌞
taehyung aint ded
we're on the ground floor

KimSeokJin
Yoongi but that's exactly what you just did.. they're both in nursing room rn

You
at least they're together 🤦🏻‍♂️

ParkJimin
idek what's happening in this book anymore

MinYoonji
The author is high

You
y'all stfu
It ain't about her
anw LISTEN THE FUCK UP
all the ceremonies starts in three days
which means we have three days to plan another wedding along side mine and hoseoks

KimNamjoon
I don't think it's possible to fall in love in three days

You
-___-
Bitch you wanna bet?

KimNamjoon
........

Daddy🥺🌞
Yoongi and me fell in love as soon as our eyes met
It was magnificent

You
And the next second hoseoks dick was buried deep inside my butthole 👅

ParkJimin

KimSeokJin
Sextape, or it never happened 🤷🏻‍♂️

KimNamjoon
But like did anyone see the latest news by dispatch?

MinYoonji
Dear Misspatch,

You
It's Dispatch

MinYoonji
And who told you it was okay to correct me?

ParkJimin
Dispatch spreading false news does not affect Jeongguk or Taehyung
So we shouldn't care either🤷🏻‍♂️

KimNamjoon
so what's the plan?

You
We kidnap Taeyang 😎

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You
Omfgg I WAS KIDDING 🤯

Daddy🥺🌞
I'm all ears babe, tell me your plan 🥰

You

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