Someone asked me if this story has a dark plot... 'lol'

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"Oh god! Do you smell that?", Taehyung scrunched up his nose in disgust, hand fanning away the fowl smell, "Smell what?", Taeyang asked as he sniffed the air trying to make out what was wrong.

Taehyung moved closer to the older, his hand instantly falling over his mouth, body falling limp backwards. Taeyang sniffed himself a few times before glancing back at the younger who was pretending to be dead, tongue sticking out, eyes ajar, "Stop your act Taehyung. I know you don't like me."

Taehyung sat up with the fattest smile adoring his beautiful features, "At least we agree on something."

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"Where do you think you're going?", A sudden voice coming from the dark room caught Taeyang off guard. He let his heel fall on the floor and slowly turned around to find Taehyung glaring at him, "For a drink?"

"Whom you fooling bitch? I'm very well aware of your intentions- jeongguk is alone, I can go to his room and have some-", "What the fuck is wrong with you dude? I was legit going outside to have a drink because I can't sleep with you farting all night long.", Taeyang cut off Taehyung and started wearing his shoes.

Taehyung jumped out of the bed and ran towards the door, blocking the path, with his hands and legs spreading out, "If that's the case then I'll go with you."

Taeyang scoffed, "I'm not taking you anywhere."

"I'm not asking you man.", Taehyung folded his arms over his chest and stood straight. "Well then fuck off, because I'm not going anywhere with you."

"Then you can go alone and feel someone stalking you from behind the walls.", Taehyung started wearing his shoes hurriedly, "I will follow you to hell bitch."

Taeyang thrusted his hands inside the side pockets of his jacket, "You're gonna follow me around in that?", his eyes narrowed and eyebrows knitted together as he pointed towards Taehyung's choice of clothes.

Taehyung looked down and almost screamed when he saw his bare chest and hairy legs. He was wearing his peppa pig underwear. That's it.

"You fucking pervert.", Taehyung's hands flew down, desperately trying to hide his hairy legs, because bitch that was embarrassing. He ran backwards, hit his head against the wall, and prepared himself to land hard on the cold floor, but the impact never happened. It looked like a fucking rom com, Taehyung was saved by the hot shot main lead himself, his eyes cold boring hole within the youngers naked body, hands tightly holding onto his waist. Taehyung would've fallen in love if he weren't a top.

Wait.. were they actually staring at each other? Awkward! Taehyung's eyes grew wide as he saw Taeyangs cheek turn red, he pushed him hard on the chest only to be met by the welcoming gravity. He landed hard on the cold floor, his hand working in reflex, caressing his injured spine, "Fucking son of a bitch!"

Taeyang scoffed, "I saved you asshole."

"I saved you asshole, suck my toes, you buttface."

"I buttface? Then you dickfart!"

"Oh fuck you man! At least I have a dick, unlike your fake ginger stapled over your baby tomatoes.", Taehyung sat up and flicked his hair backwards in sass, "I only state facts chicka!", he responded to his own previous sentence as he saw Taeyang's ears turning red in humiliation, nose flaring and fists balling.

"Listen here bitch, if I'm being friendly with you doesn't mean I can't shove your own dick up your asshole.", Taeyang said in a threatening tone, his voice dripping with venom as his demeanour screamed authority. But oh lord! Taehyung is a daring bitch, he ain't gonna back off, he'd square up if he has to, "Friendly? You're far from that.. and I ain't your basic bitch dude, If you touch me, I snatch your wig and burn it off. And that's just a no.2 in my book of '1000 ways to humiliate a bum' "

Taeyang took a few deep breaths and looked away, "Don't you have some guts right there dude? You're talking to your bos-", "Boss my foot, we're not in your fucking company right now. We're in New York, and you don't owe me shit here, so kindly f.u.c.k off."

"I'm not gonna start a fight with you, gukkie wouldn't like it.", Taeyang sighed and grabbed his cellphone, "I'm going out for a drink. Don't fucking follow me if you wanna live."

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Taeyang sighed and glanced at the guy wearing glasses and black clothes, standing behind a wall, creepily peeping his head out once in a while. He was so fucking obvious.

"Taehyung come out!"

No response.

"Jeongguk is under the table, sucking me off.. ah.. so pleasurable!", he said with a bored look, while playing with the melting ice inside his empty glass of beer.

Taehyung rushed out from behind the wall, fuming like a bear, as he tossed the table upside down. Taeyang sighed, "Let's have a drink."

"You fucking kidding me?", Taehyung scoffed as he found no one under the table, "Hey you! What's your problem mate?", a dude yelled from behind the cashiers counter. Taehyung rolled his eyes not understanding much of what he had said, "not problem! we good.", Taehyung tried to frame a sentence but his broke English and grammar skills didn't help much. "I apologise on his behalf, actually he's mentally deficient, so don't mind him. I'd pay you for that broken beer bottles.", Taeyang said. The dude nodded before eyeing Taehyung with sympathy, "Poor thing."

"I'm gonna go nuts if you mention jeongguk again. You don't deserve him.", "And you do?", Taehyung frowned and sat on the chair opposite to Taeyang, before putting the table back in it's place.

"I might not be the best for him, but I'm certain that I'd still make a better boyfriend than you.", Taehyung folded his arms over his chest and leaned back on his chair, "You aren't even a man in my eyes, Princess.", Taeyang smiled mischievously as he saw the younger boiling, "You wanna say that again?"

"Prove me that you're not a princess, babe.", Taehyung scoffed and removed his glasses, "You want me to fuck you and make you call me daddy?", "wh-no eww.", Taeyang grimaced and placed his hand over his mouth, pretending to stop his puke from spilling outside, "I mean, let's have a beer competition. The one with more alcohol tolerance is the real man."

"I don't have to prove my manliness to you.. I'm not up for the match if the prize ain't good enough.", Taehyung said sheepishly.

"Then how about the winner gets a wish granted from the loser?", Taeyang suggested. Taehyung smirked.

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1 bottle down

3 bottles down

6 bottles down

By the time they reached their 8th bottle, they were totally out of their body. The 2Taes drunk as fuck trying to push another glass inside their system ended up puking all over the floor. The owner of the mini restaurant refused to provide any more beverages and kicked them out, not before stealing half the money from Taeyang's pocket.

Taeyang and Taehyung, side by side, hand in hand, strolled down the street.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.", Taehyung drunkenly sang.

"I awake with the black night~ Everyone come in, who's turn *hiccup* is it next?", Taeyang continued and started giggling, finding the song funny all of a sudden, "Ya kno.. it feeels like tha line was made specially fo- for me to singggg~", Taehyung burst out laughing. Both of them holding tightly onto their stomach's while rolling on the floor, "LOL"

"D-did you jus say hahaha lol? Phuhahahaha!", Taehyung laid on Taeyang, their stomachs pressing against each other, "I'm gonna suffocate you to deathhh beach."

Taeyang wrapped his arms around Taehyung's torso and sniffed him, "Y-you smell like pighs."

Taehyung giggled and punched him in the stomach before standing up straight. He felt his vision turning fuzzier but he stayed put, not letting his guard leave the ground. After a moment he glanced down and saw Taeyang snoring. Did he just fucking fall asleep in the middle of the dim streets?

Taehyung shook him, slapped him, kicked him, but to no avail, Taeyang remained unbothered and continued sleeping like a hog.

Taehyung tried to carry him, but he was too heavy. He thought of leaving him there, but his angel side asked him otherwise. He looked around and saw an alley where he found a group of muscular guys smoking weed. His eyes narrowed as a smile crawled creepily on his sore feathers. He left Taeyang and ran towards the men in black.

While running he tripped a couple of times, planting his gorgeous face on the ground making his nose and head bleed. When he finally reached the group, he placed his hand on his heart and breathed heavily. Oof that was exhausting!

"Oh! Look who we have here.", one of them threw his joint on the ground and approached the dirty drunken boy, "Hi! I am korea. I want rope."

"I'm John Cena! nice to meet you korea.", the guy thrusted his large hand in Taehyung's direction, "ho-holy shit.. you're as huge a-as hulk.", Taehyung giggled and shook the guys hand.

And yeah! not all the group of muscular guys roaming around in dark alleys at 3:46 am, smoking weed, carrying guns bad. Some are angels, like these dudes, they gave Taehyung a rope and a packet of sugar candies. They bid him a goodbye and called him baby unicorn. They were nice.

Taehyung ran back to Taeyang, who was luckily still there. He messily wrapped the rope around the olders hands and then saw it come off. He tried again. And again. And again. He continued doing it until the older was completely tied by the rope, his entire body squished together in a bundle of thick string.

Taehyung grabbed the extension and started dragging his body.

*Drag*

*Drag*

*Breath*

*Drag*

*Drag*

*Breath*

*Drag*

*Drag*

*Breath*

*Drag*

*Thud!*

Taehyung paused and looked behind, narrowing his eyes to make out what had happened since his vision was playing tricks with him. After looking closely, he saw Taeyangs head snapped to his left by a pole. Sigh.

Taehyung was about to move forward without giving a shit when he saw a figure staring at them from afar.

A police officer.

And to anyone, a boy dragging another like that, would give a wrong impression. That is how they ended up inside the jail, cuddling on the rock hard bed, catching the sleep they were deprived of.

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And the next day...

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koreadispatch The second lead of "Love Yourself" drama by Hitman bang, KTH , a renowned Gucci model, took a flight from south korea to New York with the Gucci brand ambassador Dong Yong Bae. According to the sources, both the males are sharing a hotel room and are witnessed to be on a romantic date. However the rumours aren't confirmed because of the lack of information. Do you think the KTH got a career boost because of his well known boyfriend?
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Kth_oppa.nim WTF! 😱😱😱
JiminJimout LOL bitch! Get your facts correct before posting such bullshit
_gukkie_ and this is when you start questioning your life decisions.. #whatashame
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