BLACKPINK COMEBACK IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THAT DESERVES RIGHTS RIGHT NOW WTFFF

And.. HAPPY TAEKOOK DAY ✊🏻
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(WhatsApp on Taehyung's phone)

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👥 New group ✔️

👤 New contact

C
👤 Chaeyoung 💯
👤 Chanyeol
👤 Chim💜  ✔️

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S
👤 Seulgi Kang
👤 Soo🗑
👤 Soojinie
👤 Something jin 🧞‍♂️ ✔️
👤 Suho

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Group subject: I HAVE TEA ☕️🕺🏼

Group icon:

Create group ✔️

Group created

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I HAVE TEA ☕️🕺🏼

You
BITCHESSSSSSSSSS

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
So you suddenly remember that I exist?

You
Nuu sweetie 😔

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
Fuck you

You
I have tea.. you gotta listen

Chim💜
Hey Jin! Long time no see

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
That's because y'all keep excluding me from the group

You
We never excluded you?

Something jin 🧞‍♂️

Chim💜
Jokes apart.. wtf is this icon picture?

You
I HAVE TEA YALL LISTEN🗣

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
Jimin. Honey you gotta get your eyes checked up 🤒
It's you🤦🏻‍♀️

Chim💜
Umm.. shut up?

Something jin 🧞‍♂️

Chim💜
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You
LISTEN THE FUCK UP
IM VERY EAGER TO SPILL SOME TEA

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
I'm all ears

Chim💜
You can't possibly hear a text

You
GUYSS
JEONGGUK LOVES ME

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
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Chim💜
...............

You
I'm not joking around
This is so emotional .. y'all shouldn't laugh 😭

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
So Jimin, you coming to New York with yoonji?

Chim💜
Of course
Wby?

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
Yeah.. going with Namjoon
obvio

You
Don't ignore me 😔

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
We can hang out together babe  @Jimin

Chim💜
I'd gladly ditch Yoonji to spend some time with you

You
Are y'all fucking flirting 😨

Chim💜
I think you're really attractive Jin

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
I think the same.
God took his precious time in sculpting me with his own golden hands 💆🏻‍♀️

Chim💜
God is a woman

You
This is how y'all gonna look as a couple 👇🏻
{A/N: wattpad deleted this picture as well... lmao, stop reporting my stuff, it's mean.}

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
EXCUSE FUCKING YOU
IM A WHOLE FUCKING DADDY
NAMJOON GETS THIS DICK EVERYDAY
HAHA❗️JOKES ON YOU‼️ 🗣

Chim💜
🤭
I'm not really into guys.. so can't possibly assume my position
But I'm 💯 sure that Jin ain't a Top

Something jin 🧞‍♂️

Do I look like a bottom to you?

Chim💜
D-Damn

You
Yes you do

Chim💜
He's got fat lol

You
He's pregnant

Chim💜
WAIT WHATTTTTTTTTT 😨😨😨😨😨
H- HOW?

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
complete the damn sentence Taehyung (╯°□°）╯

You

He's pregnant with food

Something jin 🧞‍♂️
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Chim💜

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Q: Vmin or Jikook?