So the chapter ain't edited, which means I haven't read it after writing it. so please be generous and don't point out mistakes, because I'm tired of correcting them.

AND.. Comments are always appreciated, which most of y'all never leave, thinking it doesn't affect my poor heart (:

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Taehyung was fine.

He was smiling at the television one second and yelling the other, he threw his bowl of pop corn towards the wall as Mr.Crabs pointed his non existential finger at Plankton, constantly stating that he stole the formula, the next thing he knew he was biting his nails as plankton got taped on the table, "Oh my god! I can't take the torture.", Mr.Krabs smiled evilly at plankton and said 'knock knock.', Taehyung shook his head repeatedly asking the little creature to stop, pulling his hair later as plankton replied with 'Jimmy who?'

"Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON.", Taehyung shook his head wildly, jumping off the couch, looking around with fear, and then running around the house with his hands in the air as spongebob started laughing. He eventually hit a wall and fell, instantly curling up in a ball, crying his eyes out, and after a minute standing up and walking back towards the couch.

Taehyung was totally fine.

A week ago Jeongguk got discharged from the hospital but was asked to rest, that made him and his roommate close again. Taehyung was nervous about the fact that Taeyang had asked Jeongguk on a date, but not seeing any such topic being brought up by the younger in the week made him happy. Although, Jeongguk barely was active on sex mate, telling constantly that WhatsApp was better, when asked on Wednesday by Taehyung why did he leave him on seen and didn't reply for a total number of 3 days, the boy replied with a 'What are you talking about Tae? We talk on WhatsApp every day!"

Goddamn!

Taehyung was so fucking okay!

They started behaving like best friends again and Taehyung thought that Jeongguk finally realised he can't stay away from the attractive face living under the same roof as his, until this morning, when the younger walked up to him in the kitchen with a pouty face, holding two sweaters in each of his hands, "I'm going on a date with Taeyang, which one will get me laid?"

The dish Taehyung was scrubbing had fallen down and hadn't shattered in pieces since it wasn't glass, but his eyes were wide and it felt like jeongguk was asking him if he was ready to give him his soul. He melodramatically swayed his hands in air and jumped towards the boy, pointing towards the green sweater that looked worn out, he smiled sweetly like a mother before patting the youngers head and kissing his hair, "My Gukkie is growing up!"

Taehyung was so fucking okay that he wanted to slash his teddy bear stuff toy into pieces. And so he did, "WHY IS HE YET NOT HOME?", he yelled maniacally and pulled out the brown stuffed animal's right eye, which was labelled 'Taeyang', by him, "You bitch, I'm hotter than you.", he angrily spat, "And I'm the main face of Gucci, what are you, huh? A waiter? A cashier? A toilet cleaner? A post man?"

"Jeongguk here thinks I'm modelling for Gucci, I really want to tell him that it's not true, but he looks so cute while talking about it. I can actually go for modelling, I'm the brand ambassador after all.", Taehyung spit his tea out and tried to play cool by placing his hand on his mouth, "I think you're working under me? We chose you as our main male model just a few days ago, Congratulations dude!", is this Taehyung's actual fate?

Taeyang had just walked inside their apartment after 5 hours of outing with Jeongguk, saying that he had come to drop off his date. Such a gentleman! Gag! Taehyung internally threw up.

Taehyung nodded and then looked at Jeongguk who had walked inside the house holding a large number of shopping bags in his hands, struggling hard to hold his cellphone between his shoulder and ear, probably talking to someone.

Taehyung was about to stand up but Taeyang was faster, already on the youngers side, helping him with all the bags, "I told you that Mr. Kim would carry the stuff, why did you have to bring them on your own?", he took all the bags inside the bed room, giving some time alone to the two roomates, one boiling in jealousy, and one looking all moisturised and pretty after a great massage therapy.

"Did you get laid?", Jeongguk looked at his roommate with narrowed eyes before raising his left brow, saying a goodbye to whoever he was talking on the other line and cutting the phone call, "Pardon?"

"Did y'all fuck?", "Excuse me?", "Did y'all have sex?", "Dude I heard you the first time!", Jeongguk rolled his eyes. Taehyung scoffed. Taeyang walked out while pointing towards the bedroom, he had his eyes wide in horror, as he placed the index finger of his left hand above his lips, "There's a burglar sleeping under your bed."

"That's just Jimin!", Taehyung stated as a matter of fact before looking at Taeyang coldly, "You came to drop him off, right? Now leave."

"Rude!", Jeongguk pouted.

Now, most of y'all are thinking why would Taehyung not tell him that he's Tae. Keep thinking, because y'all ain't getting shit right now.

"I'm technically your boss.", Taeyang smiled while fixing the collar of his denim shirt, making sure only Taehyung hears him. Jeongguk was already inside the kitchen, probably fishing something to eat.

"He thinks I'm Tae.", he continued, "He's so adorable, can't even guess that his online best-friend slash crush is the one person whom he sees the most in his daily life."

"How the fu-"

"Guess why you got selected Tae?! thanks to jeongguk."

Taehyung's mouth fell open as he saw the older smiling oh so sweetly at him before walking out of the apartment.

Jeongguk jogged out of the kitchen, wearing an apron, sadly looking at the closed main door, "I prepared pancakes.", he said under his breath, pouting a little, before glancing at his roommate with a sudden beamed eye smile, "Taehyungie, you hungry?"

Taehyung closed his mouth and looked at his roommate who was smiling sweetly at him. And bitch! his smile was so fucking genuine and cute that the older felt himself drift in his gaydream, "very", he pouted and saw Jeongguk giggle, "I'm making pancakes."

Taehyung smiled as he saw the younger skip inside the kitchen.

After a few minutes of staring at the kitchen entrance Taehyung stood up, walked inside the bedroom, locked the door, rolled under the bed, hugged his best friend and started crying, "Chimmm! I fucked up!"

"Tell me something I don't know.", Jimin stirred in his sleep to hug the younger back, he patted his back and kissed his forehead, "It's okay sweetheart, you're nothing compared to Taeyang and that's the Chai. Forget about Jeongguk, because fuck- I don't see him fall from Taeyang to Taehyung. That would be such a downgrade."

"I hate you pigdick!", Taehyung whispered through his broken sobs.

"Doesn't change the fact that you're a downgrade in front of Taeyang.", Jimin smiled and placed his head over Taehyung's, "But you know, You're a better human being."

"Really?"

Jimin stared in space thinking deeply, "Nah! Forget that I ever said anything."

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