(You: Taehyung)

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Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
Jeons butt is in coma and Taehyung got selected as a main model for Gucci. Big news on a big day

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Wow Taehyung you gonna model for Gucci? Steal me some clothes if you can 🙆🏻‍♂️

President Barack Namjoon
Congratulations Taehyung 💞
And what happened to Jeongguk's ass?

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
Taehyung pushed a rounder in his buttocks 🍑

Chim💜
Stop spreading false information. Jeongguk is completely fine, just a small injury, which didn't happen because of Taehyung

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Jimin my man! Don't be butthurt, Yoongi was kidding 🙅🏻‍♂️

Chim💜
I'm not butthurt SeokJin! I'm just stating facts

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Yoonji is such a cool person, why is she dating a grandpa? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
It's opposite actually
I don't know why is Jimin dating Yoonji
She looks like ass

Yoonji👵🏻
I look like you twin brother 💃🏽

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻 is now offline

Chim💜
Guys! This ain't about us
Let's go and meet jeon in the hospital
I'm so sorry for his ass

Mygukkie🐰💜
Y'all can come over
Me and Taehyung are sneaking inside the bathroom to drink soju🍶🍺🍾
Life is awesome 😎

Something jin🧞‍♂️
On my way!

Yoonji👵🏻
Yaas sis I'm coming too

President Barack Namjoon
I'm so busy these day's
Y'all enjoy 🙌🏻

Chim💜
Ffs everyone is so stupid in here

You
Says you 😇

Yoonji👵🏻
Ikr

Something jin🧞‍♂️
He literally pretends to have two dicks
You ain't slick homie😔

Mygukkie🐰💜
Can I add a friend in here?
Please

You
Sure gukkie ☺️

Mygukkie🐰💜 has added +82 •••••••••• in the group 'NoPenisSQUAD'

Something jin🧞‍♂️
I just realised that our group name is 'nopenisSQUAD'
How true 👏🏻

Yoonji👵🏻
Fist bump sis 👊🏻

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Fist bump sugar plum 👊🏻

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
I thought Jin was a boy

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Oh fucking shit 😳
Is you Taeyang?
And I am a MAN 😤

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Why did she call you sis?

You
Who the fuck are you?

Mygukkie🐰💜
Taehyung, he's Tae 🥰

You
No?

Yoonji👵🏻

Chim💜
Hey Taeyang 👋 I'm happy to have another man in here

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Hey!

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Bitch I'm a man 😤

Mygukkie🐰💜
Wrong
I think Tae is the manliest in this group

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Thanks baby

You
Thanks mate 💞♥️

Chim💜
Taehyung! Dude! False alarm

Mygukkie🐰💜
I was talking about Taeyang 😚

Something jin🧞‍♂️

Yoonji👵🏻
Taeyang called guk baby

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Are these pictures of you gukkie?

You
Excuse fucking you 😠
You can't call him gukkie

Only I can call him that 😤

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Oh? I'm sorry

Mygukkie🐰💜
You can call me anything Tae 🥰

President Barack Namjoon
I thought you weren't gay?

You
He's not gay Taeyang
Don't call him baby
It's offensive to gay community 🙎🏻‍♂️

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Bitch how? 💩

Mygukkie🐰💜
He can call me whatever he wants
Stfu Taehyung
You're irrelevant

Something jin🧞‍♂️

You
How the fuck am I irrelevant? You're not even gay

Mygukkie🐰💜
I'm gay for Taeyang
Now bye

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Oh wow!

Chim💜
DAMN BOY

Yoonji👵🏻
DAMN SON

Something jin🧞‍♂️
DAMN SIS

President Barack Namjoon
Arytfvjhtfcbjggvbjgfchh
THATS SOME QUALITY TEA RIGHT THERE
WHOOP WHOOP 🙌🏻
GET YOUR MAN SISTER

Yoonji👵🏻
this is the gayest namjoon has ever been

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Let's go on a date

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻 is now online

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻

Something jin🧞‍♂️

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Umm.. Let's go on a date [Gukkie]

Mygukkie🐰💜
HOITEDVJOUYREFGJIUYRDDGJKGF GOTTA BLASTTTTTTTT

Mygukkie🐰💜 is now offline

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Is that a yes

Something jin🧞‍♂️
I believe it is

Yoonji👵🏻
At least one of us is getting laid

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Bitch shut your mouth
I get laid everyday 💆🏻‍♀️

Yoonji👵🏻
Can't relate 🙍🏻‍♀️ Jimin is always busy

President Barack Namjoon
But we don't have sex everyday?

Something jin🧞‍♂️ is now offline

Yoonji👵🏻
Oops 🤡

Chim💜
Taehyung, you okay man?

You

Hoesuck🦹🏻‍♂️
Smh

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